rbijon
Literotica Guru
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- Jan 6, 2004
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Ask him if he has MacGyver skills to get us off the island.
No worries, i have strong pirate hands.
....got bikini?
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Ask him if he has MacGyver skills to get us off the island.
Cover every comment until it’s dripping with sexual innuendo, then feign outrage at his sexual response until his cock simply gives up and falls off.
Too late.
For which part? Dripping, innuendo, sexual response....
Nah, my cock fell off years ago
This is why we’ll never be together. Even though it’s gone you can’t let go. Your cock will always come between us.
You know I hate links, but I trust you (note to self, don’t trust T). How long have you been waiting to whip that one out?
Oh, I 'whip it out' every chance I get
Have snowball fights?
Blushing...too shy to comment...
Can she be stuck with me and IcePrincess please? What fun that would be!
Build a doll out of sticks, coconuts, and leaves and set a schedule of who gets her on the days of the week.
Start the first ever Island "Burning Man" Festival (for anyone unfamiliar, we don't actually burn anybody).
Have a clan meeting and decide that we need a leader of the island, the one with the smallest straw gets to be the leader...lol
Actually we would talk and talk and talk and talk. Comfortably equally!
We'd talk so much, that we would create our own legends of this new formed island...."Legend of Literotica Island, a please where your dreams stay dreams, or do they "
Hey lady, I won't promise they'll stay dreams ...
LOL...Too bad Fantasy Island was taken already...lol
Go canoeing