Pantyboy74
Flirty not Dirty.
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Awww, that's beautiful!!
We're gonna be there all day writing that in the sand...lol
Stress must be good for the creative juices
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Awww, that's beautiful!!
We're gonna be there all day writing that in the sand...lol
Stress must be good for the creative juices
There you go!! Use your inner strength!
Here's a bigger stick for the poems
Fish.
Survive, then we escape.
Commiserate over the Skins and DC traffic
Debone her corset and use the boning for all sorts of survival necessities. Fishing rods, shish kabobs, framework for building shelter, drawing hopscotch in the sand...
Clever of you to bring such a handy and versatile survival tool.
Debone her corset and use the boning for all sorts of survival necessities. Fishing rods, shish kabobs, framework for building shelter, drawing hopscotch in the sand...
Clever of you to bring such a handy and versatile survival tool.
Oh no, my poor lingerie!
Id make him take off his clothes. Gotta know what I'm workin' with.
I'd ask him if he knows Terrance and Phillip.
We’d invent strawberry peanut butter and never need jelly again.
The girl stood on the beach
No signal on her phone
She wandered where she could reach
And found that shes alone
She built herself a hut
It was made of sticks and stones
She made herself knives to cut
They were all carved out of bones
One day she heard a sound
And looked out to the sea
A boat on the waves did abound
It was moving easterly
She lit a signal fire
Shouted jumped and waved
She thanked the God on high
At last she would be saved.
She turns around and
says thank you to her land
All that she has learned and lived
and says, I'll return
Oh that is lovely PB
It came to me as I was laying in bed this morning.
I didnt get anything artistic like that, just someone clearly spilling a load of yoghurt
I didnt get anything artistic like that, just someone clearly spilling a load of yoghurt
I guess I'm stuck on the island, licking up all that yoghurt you spilled on yourself. Uhm, it IS yoghurt, isn't it...
Had to laugh at this one
It better be !
Where do you want to put the disco lights on the island, Tal ?
I'd ask if she'd be willing to apply suntan lotion to my shoulders, so I can lay on the beach and work on my tan.
Um ok, but I'd ask the same thing in return