If you came with a warning label 🏷

[vibes]

all-time low

hard to believe

and no, that's not my label

 

[lacandy]

Will spend too much time thinking and might make you feel like she's disinterested.

Can you print an extra one of these for me?

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

Never expose to sunlight, never get wet, never feed after midnight...oh wait..I think that is something else..

 

[JKL123]

Has a beautiful daughter, a gun, a shovel and an alibi.

 

[Crankbait88]

Warning: tends to zig when he should be zagging. Also grumpy without coffee.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Warning: tends to zig when he should be zagging. Also grumpy without coffee.

Same. I should add this too

 

[Doublethebubble]

warning: loves small talk.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Warning: Don't let his monologs about Black Sabbath Vol. 4 fool you. He's a cuddler.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Warning: don’t tell her you have two kidneys.

@positiveflirt

 

[Mr_bogey]

In case of emergency, break glass (unless it has bourbon in it).

 

[LadyLascivious1]

warning: loves small talk.

Warning: hates small talk. Loves real talk.

 

[Doublethebubble]

Warning: hates small talk. Loves real talk.

How real are we talking?

 

[OtherMan]

Warning: Intensity of product carries documented risks. Apply to bare, unexposed areas first to protect against discombobulation… unless one wishes for combobulating, in which case frequent, liberal application to affected areas is recommended.

Side Effects: giggles, annoyance, swooning, dampness, and irritation of the regions applied (if product has not shaved in previous 24 hours).

 

[FranklyFrank]

WARNING: High volume released under pressure.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Caution: may be a danger to self and others

 

[Taegul]

You touch it, you buy it.

 

[Smarthomanid2]

What would it say?

Mine would say she’s FINE (fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional) and does not communicate well. *and petty....very petty

Mine would say that too, Farts, Irreverent, Not so Nubile, and Eats too much.

 

[badjanus]

Can text like a demon, keep his thumbs safely employed on suitable tasks.

 

[lacandy]

Fragile. Handle With Care

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Fragile. Handle With Care

Has a tendency to break things.

 

[Trubbycat]

Sometimes grouchy, mostly nice. Depends on you.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Trouble.

 

[RIPAphrodite]

Essence Of Evil…

 

[THoney269]

This voice is very addictive..Known to cause uncomfortable arousal, frequent adjustments, loss of higher brain functionality. More serious conditions may include difficulty breathing, muscle strain, temporary mental paralysis and random epileptic aftercare issues. Please consume responsibly

 

[ycym]

May contain nuts....