If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ask her if she wants any leftover pizza for breakfast. Make sure to disclose it does have pineapple .

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Ask if I can try on his hat!

Only if you promise to not run off with it!

Ask her if she wants any leftover pizza for breakfast. Make sure to disclose it does have pineapple .

Scoff that I wasn't asked about pizza, and proceed to get some biscuit and gravy casserole and be nice and offer her some.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Ask if I can try on his hat!

Ask if she knows why the street lights are out and compliment her on her cool hat

 

[rlaflamme]

Ask if she knows why the street lights are out and compliment her on her cool hat

Smile and give a happy invite to the club next door.

 

[EyesOnHers]

@Shymidwestgirl and @SirCorneliusWankumbush sorry didn't refresh in time and jumped your replies

Smile and give a happy invite to the club next door.

Clubbing with a Martian... absolutely!
Thank him and say first round's on me

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

@Shymidwestgirl and @SirCorneliusWankumbush sorry didn't refresh in time and jumped your replies


Clubbing with a Martian... absolutely!
Thank him and say first round's on me

Tell her it happens to the best of us. Ask if she wants breakfast.

 

[NightOfPassion2]

Ask her to join me for breakfast

 

[Taegul]

Tip my cap then go back to looking for where I dropped my keys. Damn it's dark out here.

 

[Apisto42]

Get out my phone and light up the alley to find his keys.

Find his keys first and then steal his car.

What? I’m chaotic neutral. It’s just my nature.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Get out my phone and light up the alley to find his keys.

Find his keys first and then steal his car.

What? I’m chaotic neutral. It’s just my nature.

Watch the whole thing go down and mutter to myself
"well, there is nothing noble about that lunar leporid"
Then slink off back into the alley

 

[Zolitair]

Face her and fight her ofc!!!!

 

[BDA73]

Asks him politely what he plans to do with the beautiful @EyesOnHers

 

[Zolitair]

Have her rolling down laughing with my amazing karate skills!!!
My karate skills!!
And then have her where i wanted!!!

 

[BDA73]

Well Done

 

[EyesOnHers]

Well Done

Tell him I'm not falling for his
"I am a Breast Inspector" line  again

 

[RachelWalsh]

Tell him I'm not falling for his
"I am a Breast Inspector" line  again

Offer a cigarette? I don't smoke either

 

[EyesOnHers]

Offer a cigarette? I don't smoke either

Say no thank you. I just carry this lighter to start fires so I can see in this dark alley

 

[NightOfPassion2]

Keep my eys on her..

 

[angelofthenorth]

Keep my eys on her..

Go for a beer and pizza

 

[Apisto42]

Ask her if she likes egg on her pizza.