If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You never did.
But don't stop dreaming big

Does anyone?!? How do they….Wait what are we talking about again?

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Glitter??? My favorite color!!

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

*sings* ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts, twiddle dee dee

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

make coconut bras for starters, duh.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Keep those tatas covered missy! This isn’t some crazy porn site!

 

[Apisto42]

Keep those tatas covered missy! This isn’t some crazy porn site!

Noooo! Let the tatas run free! They should not be held down by old time misogynistic theories!

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

The last time I let mine run free, I ended up with a back ache.

 

[Apisto42]

The last time I let mine run free, I ended up with a back ache.

I’m sure one of these fine gentlemen in the dark alley will rub that out for you.

 

[Cat]

I’m sure one of these fine gentlemen in the dark alley will rub that out for you.

Ask him politely for a piggyback ride out from there.. my tendons are killing me.

 

[Apisto42]

Ask him politely for a piggyback ride out from there.. my tendons are killing me.

Quickly put her on my back and race home to rub her down.

I’ll leave my (now empty) wallet for the sisterhood.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Ask him politely for a piggyback ride out from there.. my tendons are killing me.

@Cat !!!
Call the dragon to help however she needs

 

[NoObjection]

Give myself up.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Id object...

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Say hi and ask how her day was.

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Offer her chips and fresh made guac

 

[Graybear1826]

Finish making the street tacos for everybody.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Finish making the street tacos for everybody.

Would they technically be alley tacos?

 

[Graybear1826]

You are absolutely right! In an alley, details matter.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Graybear1826 in a dark alley, I would fetch a blunderbuss.

 

[Apisto42]

Politely offer ammo. Respectfully.

 

[Graybear1826]

Not feeling the love here! I made  street alley tacos. Granted, not with the freshest ingredients..

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

I made salsa for tacos

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

I'd have no choice but to commend you for your clear efforts and contributions. I don't see anyone going as above and beyond as you are for the good of the alley rn. We'll have to make it up to you

 

[fool4u]

Since it is a dark alley I probably won't notice.

 

[Graybear1826]

Except for the neon sign that says Cum to the Speakeasy! Shaky spelling.