If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

_valkyrie_ · 2026-03-06T20:02:01+0000

If I met EyesOnHers in a dark alley, I would throw them a copy of How to Train Your Dragon.

EyesOnHers · 2026-03-06T20:07:06+0000

_valkyrie_ said:
If I met EyesOnHers in a dark alley, I would throw them a copy of How to Train Your Dragon.

If I met @_valkyrie_ I would explain it ain't my dragon and it ain't my problem.
Then grab her hand and drag her to the speakeasy for drinks, pool and jukebox dancing

_valkyrie_ · 2026-03-06T20:09:52+0000

If I met EyesOnHers in a dark alley, I would point out that jukeboxes are legless, therefore not able to dance.

Imagin8ion8 · 2026-03-06T20:12:25+0000

SoulAssasin247 said:
I call out for mommy lmao. I am not rough enough for an online fight lol.

Says Soul Assassin lol.

EyesOnHers · 2026-03-06T20:14:21+0000

_valkyrie_ said:
If I met EyesOnHers in a dark alley, I would point out that jukeboxes are legless, therefore not able to dance.

Smile sadly and ask @_valkyrie_ when did you stop believing in magic?

Imagin8ion8 · 2026-03-06T20:16:26+0000

The world is another Skaald’s dream in the shadows….i’d start singing.

_valkyrie_ · 2026-03-06T20:20:03+0000

If I met them in a dark alley, I'd tampon my ears.

EyesOnHers · 2026-03-06T20:20:59+0000

_valkyrie_ said:
If I met them in a dark alley, I'd tampon my ears.

Fuck girl...

Let's grab a drink

_valkyrie_ · 2026-03-06T21:16:33+0000

If I met EyesOnHers in a dark alley, dinner at least would have to be consumed prior drinking.

EyesOnHers · 2026-03-06T21:51:27+0000

_valkyrie_ said:
If I met EyesOnHers in a dark alley, dinner at least would have to be consumed prior drinking.

I would tell @_valkyrie_ that would be wise. Then try not to blush as her formal manner makes me debate my life choices

edit: anyone else has problems with that... mc shank or cc thudder for you

Imagin8ion8 · 2026-03-06T22:18:33+0000

I’ve had this fantasy for quite a while, having someone take me from behind in a dark alley, me leaning against the brick wall and him coming out of nowhere and just grabbing my tits and reaching up my skirt to my wetness waiting for him to penetrate me no words needed just a sexy encounter.

LordofDargaardkeep · 2026-03-06T22:23:23+0000

Imagin8ion8 said:
I’ve had this fantasy for quite a while, having someone take me from behind in a dark alley, me leaning against the brick wall and him coming out of nowhere and just grabbing my tits and reaching up my skirt to my wetness waiting for him to penetrate me no words needed just a sexy encounter.

@Sexy_Singer any chance you can summon ODAG back for this one?

I think his services are needed

I am taking my popcorn and coffee back to the bookstore

soulfly833 · 2026-03-06T22:38:14+0000

dawn_of_night said:
Well duh....
I asked.
For my friend...
Lmao.
I said that .... pay attention.

I know....silly goose

dawn_of_night · 2026-03-06T22:50:48+0000

soulfly833 said:
I know....silly goose

Now im a goose?
Geez. And I was just trying to be a good girl.....

soulfly833 · 2026-03-06T23:10:30+0000

dawn_of_night said:
Now im a goose?
Geez. And I was just trying to be a good girl.....

But are you a good girl?

Sexy_Singer · 2026-03-06T23:18:37+0000

LordofDargaardkeep said:
@Sexy_Singer any chance you can summon ODAG back for this one?
I think his services are needed
I am taking my popcorn and coffee back to the bookstore

Unfortunately, the lit gods have fobade me from using those powers. For good or evil.

I would step in myself, but coming from a guy who is baring his chest, things just don't sound as good as Sean Connery staring directly at you.

EyesOnHers · 2026-03-06T23:22:33+0000

LordofDargaardkeep said:
@Sexy_Singer any chance you can summon ODAG back for this one?
I think his services are needed
I am taking my popcorn and coffee back to the bookstore

Sexy_Singer said:
Unfortunately, the lit gods have fobade me from using those powers. For good or evil.

I would step in myself, but coming from a guy who is baring his chest, things just don't sound as good as Sean Connery staring directly at you.

It's alright boys

The sisterhood have this covered.

I need a bit of a stretch and haven't visited the pit for a while

TXRafe · 2026-03-06T23:24:55+0000

EyesOnHers said:
It's alright boys
The sisterhood have this covered.

I need a bit of a stretch and haven't visited the pit for a while

pretty sure she is owed some birthday spankings...

EyesOnHers · 2026-03-06T23:36:12+0000

TXRafe said:
pretty sure she is owed some birthday spankings...

OMG Texas... I thought you were with the sisterhood??!!
You lose your wallet... because, well everyone does
But any more of that talk and you go to the pit!

SalaciousMonkey22 · 2026-03-06T23:44:19+0000

EyesOnHers said:
It's alright boys
The sisterhood have this covered.

I need a bit of a stretch and haven't visited the pit for a while

dawn_of_night · 2026-03-06T23:59:20+0000

soulfly833 said:
But are you a good girl?

Yes! I have references!

dawn_of_night · 2026-03-07T00:22:52+0000

EyesOnHers said:
It's alright boys
The sisterhood have this covered.

You summoned a sister..... of hood....

*flashes the new flashy flasher Roxy thumper*

CuriousRick · 2026-03-07T00:23:29+0000

PPPssssstttt wanna cookie?

Shymidwestgirl · 2026-03-07T00:26:21+0000

I just had a bit of cake and a glass of milk! What kind of cookie? Asking for a friend.

EyesOnHers · 2026-03-07T00:26:27+0000

dawn_of_night said:
You summoned a sister..... of hood....

*flashes the new flashy flasher Roxy thumper*

It glows in the dark

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