If you opened a *used* sex toy shop, what would you name it?

[mnbreastluver]

Adam&Eve’s Used Vibe Emporium

 

[37_ttej]

Dirty Dildos Done Dirt Cheap

Agnes has plenty she could donate.
Trust me, no one wants them.

I’m also thinking about the conditions of sale.
No refunds for:

• Missing batteries
• Missing instructions
• Funny smells
• It’s a bit sticky …

 

[mnbreastluver]

Vibes Of Dreams For Someone New

 

[dawn_of_night]

We built it, now cum?

 

[Apisto42]

Deja Vu and U 2

 

[sallysparrow23]

Pound Town, where everything costs £1

 

[ShinyCrazyDi]

On Second Thot

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Horny Harry's House of Herpes

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Raunchiness Refurbished?

 

[Taegul]

McDildos.

Over 19 billion served.

 

[GregThickDix]

Guaranteed satisfaction, or bring em back

 

[Trubbycat]

Crusty 'n Cheep

 

[Playwithmee]

Cum Again

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The land of misfit toys

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I hope they're at least cleaned before they're (re?)sold

 

[Trubbycat]

I hope they're at least cleaned before they're (re?)sold

A quick spritz of windex and they're good to go.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Bubba's used buttplugs

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Well Lurved Implements

 

[kyblue12]

Buy the Gross

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Second-hand Dildo Warehouse

- imagine the tales they could tell…

- extra-scrubbed & sanitized for just $1!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Debbie Didd Dildos - Ms Didd gone and done did ‘em all!

 

[kyblue12]

Buy the Gross

As an addition to my post…. I am only setting up shop next to a Batteries Plus…..

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Shay’s Sexy Sextoys’ Second Cumming - they just get holey-er!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Buy the Gross

Please tell me you'd only sell them in batches of 144

 

[willlph]

Haven’t figured out a name for the store but the spokes persons name for the business is Billy Wayne Nutzencrap