If you were a pizza...

[Omenainen]

Heavy and cheesy, except the ones that are unexpectedly sour.

 

[SimonDoom]

Simple hand-tossed with slightly spicy marinara, small pepperoni that's crispy around the edges, and extra cheese. Not exotic, no, but satisfying in the end with just enough spicy bite to it to make things interesting, and cheesy enough for a laugh or two or three.

That's the ticket.

I love it when the pepperoni crusts around the edges and the edges turn up.

 

[SimonDoom]

Ice cream and candy pizza. Because my stories are often sweet, but also kind of gross.

I thought about reporting you, but I decided to give you another chance.

 

[TheRedChamber]

I have absolutely no idea how to answer this question, but for some reason I've had All About Eve in my head singing "If you were a pizza slice, my love." for the last 24 hours, damn you.

(Link for those who don't know what I'm talking about)

 

[Omenainen]

I have absolutely no idea how to answer this question, but for some reason I've had All About Eve in my head singing "If you were a pizza slice, my love." for the last 24 hours, damn you.

(Link for those who don't know what I'm talking about)

Nice of you to offer to share your ear worms, but no thank you

 

[MyBareTorso]

An Aussie pizza! Bacon, ham, egg, tomato base, maybe some onion...or a pizza delivered to a house of partying women who end up stripping the very welcome delivery guy and having their saucy, naughty way with him!

 

[EmilyMiller]

OK… if I must. Mine are pizzas with the following toppings:

1. Salmi
2. Pepperoni
3. Nduja
4. Prosciutto cotto
5. Acciughe
6. Carciofo
7. Black olives
8. Green peppers
9. Red peppers
10. Jalapeños
11. Mushroom
12. Shrimp
13. Arugula
14. Onion
15. Mozzarella