I'll just pretend.

[Never]

Just forget it. This was stupid.

 

[Problem Child]

Yeah.

Surrender completely.

 

[Never]

Surrender completely to what?

Infatuation?
Or despair?

They're equally too melodramatic for me.

 

[Problem Child]

to sex.

surrender to sex.

 

[Never]

Words to live by.

 

[Angel]

PC, you been watching Oprah?

 

[Laurel]

Oprah surrenders herself to sex? There's a mental image...

 

[Never]

What's this? "A pair of pedal pushers with a singlet and cardi"? Or.. "A pair of bootleg jeans with an overcoat over a boob tube is a great combination"?
Do I wear these things? Would my quiksilver shirt be alright?

I'm right, this is so stupid.

 

[Problem Child]

PC, you been watching Oprah?

I would sooner have my asshole super-glued shut and be force-fed Taco Bell bean burritos with extra hot sauce, and prune juice for twelve hours straight than watch thirty seconds of Oprah.

Are you beginning to understand my feeling on this?

 

[Angel]

PC

So basically what you're saying is you want to fuck?

 

[april-wine]

would like to help....but not sure how too....

 

[Problem Child]

Yeah, I guess that's another way of saying it.

 

[Angel]

Damn I'm so smart sometimes.



Usually it happens around 2am, with a few glasses of wine and several hours of hand coding webpages.

I just get these bright flashes of wisdom.

 

[Never]

I understand sleeping with a married woman is wrong, but what about flirting?

And I still have no idea what I'm going to wear.

 

[Angel]

Flirt away - if she welcomes it.


Wear something simple, elegant and slightly skimpy or slutty.

 

[april-wine]

flirting is harmless......but it seems you would like more than flirting.......not a judgement, just an observation.......

 

[Laurel]

Flirt away - if she welcomes it.


Wear something simple, elegant and slightly skimpy or slutty.

Pasties and a thong works well. Oh, and heels.

 

[Never]

Someone does care...

Okay, I'm allowed to flirt but your description of clothing has no relation to what's in my closet. I have three pairs of khakis, two pairs of black slacks, a baker's dozen of t-shirts and one pair of sneakers.

 

[Laurel]

Khakis, a t-shirt, and socks. And shoes. Don't forget shoes. You'll wear holes in your socks otherwise. Trust me.

 

[Angel]

I also don't own anything remotely what I described. OK so I have a backless shirt.

But I plan on buying something like that soon. Like.... say.... before I move to Florida.


Buy something gauzy. *nods*

 

[Weevil]

I understand sleeping with a married woman is wrong

Hold the phone...............


Well, that makes me think twice about my upcoming nuptials.

 

[april-wine]

ok cut tiny circles in your tee just sooos your nipples peek out.....oohhhhh damn thats what i want smile.......J/J never.....ok wear comfortable, a snug tee to show off the form a bit......and a big smile of course

 

[Never]

What's a Pasty?
Heels, the last time I was in heels I pitched forward while walking down the stairs and took out my date, and my best friend and her date. It was the night of the senior prom and we looked a mess cumpled up on the bottom of the stairs in our dresses and tuxedos. I don't think four people have ever laughed so hard before.
I don't think heels would be good for dancing.

 

[Angel]

Would thick, clunky heels work?

 

[Never]

*Ding, ding, ding*
And Laurel gets the prize I think.

I was thinking of going out and buying somthing.. like a new t-shirt.