I'm bored so I...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I would also be sure to work hard keeping the thread alive and warm.

No one understands... the thread is supposed die. Die thread! Die!

 

[pleaz_me]

~Runs to catch the faint Red~

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Will this thread continue?

The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last.

What the thread or the suspense? I'm confused.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

~Runs to catch the faint Red~

I knew you'd come to save me. It's not dying!!!!!!!! I don't know what to do!!! Help me!!!

*hands you a shovel*

We'll knock it on the head and bury it in the backyard!

 

[pleaz_me]

I knew you'd come to save me. It's not dying!!!!!!!! I don't know what to do!!! Help me!!!

*hands you a shovel*

We'll knock it on the head and bury it in the backyard!

Oh hell! I just came in here to take advantage of you while you were fainting!

 

[fire_breeze]

*getting the pillows out, and spreading the on the floor, sits and waits for the inevitable faint*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh hell! I just came in here to take advantage of you while you were fainting!

What!!!! And... you call yourself a friend. *sniffles*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*getting the pillows out, and spreading the on the floor, sits and waits for the inevitable faint*

You are not helping here... though the pillows look very comfy.

 

[pleaz_me]

What!!!! And... you call yourself a friend. *sniffles*

I promise I'll take vids and pics for you to watch the next day

 

[fire_breeze]

You are not helping here... though the pillows look very comfy.

I try!




Enjoy the pillows!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I promise I'll take vids and pics for you to watch the next day

You're so kind and considerate, just like lovemonster was earlier. What would I do without you... What would this thread do without you... Umm. . . DIE!!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I try!




Enjoy the pillows!

I certainly will not! Because that means the thread won!

 

[pleaz_me]

You're so kind and considerate, just like lovemonster was earlier. What would I do without you... What would this thread do without you... Umm. . . DIE!!!!

I'd never let it ... or you ... I'll continue giving mouth-to-mouth until it's revived

 

[fire_breeze]

I certainly will not! Because that means the thread won!

Lol!

Would you rather I remove the pillows and have you fall on the cold, hard floor?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'd never let it ... or you ... I'll continue giving mouth-to-mouth until it's revived

Hmm... now I may need to rethink this whole concept of death to threads.


....

Nope can't do it. Kinky people would get into the CPR aspect of the thread and get turned on, thus making it stay alive.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Lol!

Would you rather I remove the pillows and have you fall on the cold, hard floor?

No... but, can't you stick a hard man on the floor and let me fall on him instead. I mean if I gotta faint, then make it good right?

 

[toys_em_us]

Hmm... now I may need to rethink this whole concept of death to threads.


....

Nope can't do it. Kinky people would get into the CPR aspect of the thread and get turned on, thus making it stay alive.

I'll give you some tongue action to take your mind off it while it lives....

 

[fire_breeze]

No... but, can't you stick a hard man on the floor and let me fall on him instead. I mean if I gotta faint, then make it good right?

Hmmmm, I think I can find one or two volunteers... or half a dozen.

Any preferences?

And I do get a cut of the pay right?

 

[toys_em_us]

No... but, can't you stick a hard man on the floor and let me fall on him instead. I mean if I gotta faint, then make it good right?

I Volunteer

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'll give you some tongue action to take your mind off it while it lives....

Aww, that's awful kind of you, but again, all that action would keep people popping in here, the thread would stay at the top of the page and alas the goal of death would never be reached.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hmmmm, I think I can find one or two volunteers... or half a dozen.

Any preferences?

And I do get a cut of the pay right?

Preferences... flexible, stiff... nothing too wet behind the ears...

Wait!!!

What am I saying!?! I can't faint on a man, it'll keep the thread alive!

*covers ears and hums, yet peeks at ya*

 

[fire_breeze]

I Volunteer

Et voilà... one man on the floor!

 

[fire_breeze]

Preferences... flexible, stiff... nothing too wet behind the ears...

Wait!!!

What am I saying!?! I can't faint on a man, it'll keep the thread alive!

*covers ears and hums, yet peeks at ya*

Hmmm... not a problem... already have one volunteer... just waiting for you, Red love....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I Volunteer

*chuckles* That's so sweet of ya to offer yourself.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hmmm... not a problem... already have one volunteer... just waiting for you, Red love....

I'm not ready to faint yet... I mean the thread still may die.