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sherry and dark chocolate before i go to bed tonight. and you're not. but, i'll think about you while i'm wallowing in the deliciousness.
 
sherry and dark chocolate before i go to bed tonight. and you're not. but, i'll think about you while i'm wallowing in the deliciousness.
well, although i think yours is very yummy (especially if it's a decent sherry, or port--love port), i'm full of thick, fresh-slaughtered/butchered pork ribs cooked in this:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Jack-Daniels-Smoky-Mesquite-Marinade-In-a-Bag-12-oz-Bag/15754584
and sipping on whiskey right now waiting for The Purge episode to come on followed by Treadstone. imma good x


which sherry?
 
sherry and dark chocolate before i go to bed tonight. and you're not. but, i'll think about you while i'm wallowing in the deliciousness.

How the fuck do y'all eat dark chocolate? Dark chocolate tastes like when you get baked off your ass but you're too high to actually cook but you have the munchies real bad so you go into the pantry and you take out the baker's chocolate and you just eat a big spoonful of it and then you realize what an awful awful mistake you have made because you got too high to function.

Except stone cold sober and on purpose.
 
I like me some dark chocolate too. Don't need the sweet taste these days.
I drink my coffee- black. No milk, cream, nor sugar. I even throw a little bit of coffee grinds in there for fun. (I do add cinnamon though)

I get some brandy and dark chocolate candies sometimes. But keep this for rare occasions. It is a horrid calorie count.
 
I can't have chocolate before bed. Gives me heartburn. I'm contemplating popcorn but... I have some beans that I cooked the other day. Might have bean tacos instead. Easier.
 
I can't have chocolate before bed. Gives me heartburn. I'm contemplating popcorn but... I have some beans that I cooked the other day. Might have bean tacos instead. Easier.

Chocolate gives you heartburn but not tacos?

That's interesting. Idk how that works. But that's cool.

I've gotten heartburn a total of once in my entire life, I have no idea what caused it, and it was like... last year or someshit. I was a grown-ass adult and never knew what heartburn was, so I thought I was having a heart attack and went to the hospital only to find out I'm an idiot and a hypochondriac. When my chest hurts, I assume I'm dying. Idk how people do that chronically. That one time put the fear of god in me.
 
sherry and dark chocolate before i go to bed tonight. and you're not. but, i'll think about you while i'm wallowing in the deliciousness.

Possibly one of the gayest things you've ever posted. And yes, I'm including the cum face AV.
 
I've eaten a chocolate bar once in the last couple years and it was a standard Hershey bar that my son got because he didn't want to splurge alone. We both wanted dark and at that time of night only the gas station was open so dark was limited to Hershey Special Dark which is ok but also not popular enough to be carried in XL size at the corner convenience store. Kind of a bummer. My one treat and it's a plain old Hershey bar. Not even faux fancy like Godiva or something.
Did kinda make me want to go to their theme park tho. I bet they got XL sized Special Dark bars there. Stupid small town gas stations with their stupid limited candy selection.
So yeah.
 
I've eaten a chocolate bar once in the last couple years and it was a standard Hershey bar that my son got because he didn't want to splurge alone. We both wanted dark and at that time of night only the gas station was open so dark was limited to Hershey Special Dark which is ok but also not popular enough to be carried in XL size at the corner convenience store. Kind of a bummer. My one treat and it's a plain old Hershey bar. Not even faux fancy like Godiva or something.
Did kinda make me want to go to their theme park tho. I bet they got XL sized Special Dark bars there. Stupid small town gas stations with their stupid limited candy selection.
So yeah.

That's insane to me... I eat like... I mean no shock I eat a lot of candy but one bar in the last couple years?

I'll go down to the machine at work and get recce cups for absolutely no reason when I'm writing the end-of-shift shit. I don't even know why. I need to not do that. Like it's a waste of money so I try to keep cookies or something at my desk so I won't do that.

In not at ALL related news I'm missing a pretty good amount of my natural teeth but even the $1300 for the partial didn't make me stop eating bullshit. So I guess I'm a lost cause.

Idk how y'all do that. I don't know how y'all have horrible food available to you and don't just eat it. I know willpower is a thing other people have but I don't understand it even on an intellectual level.
 
hey...

How the fuck do y'all eat dark chocolate? Dark chocolate tastes like when you get baked off your ass but you're too high to actually cook but you have the munchies real bad so you go into the pantry and you take out the baker's chocolate and you just eat a big spoonful of it and then you realize what an awful awful mistake you have made because you got too high to function.

Except stone cold sober and on purpose.

You don't just "eat" QUALITY chocolate---,
you experience it---, slowly

like you do when you are preparing to experience the first
mind shattering orgasm of the evening.
 
You don't just "eat" QUALITY chocolate---,
you experience it---, slowly

like you do when you are preparing to experience the first
mind shattering orgasm of the evening.

Mmm... Both sound quite lovely!
 
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