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well, although i think yours is very yummy (especially if it's a decent sherry, or port--love port), i'm full of thick, fresh-slaughtered/butchered pork ribs cooked in this:sherry and dark chocolate before i go to bed tonight. and you're not. but, i'll think about you while i'm wallowing in the deliciousness.
sherry and dark chocolate before i go to bed tonight. and you're not. but, i'll think about you while i'm wallowing in the deliciousness.
sherry and dark chocolate before i go to bed tonight. and you're not. but, i'll think about you while i'm wallowing in the deliciousness.
I can't have chocolate before bed. Gives me heartburn. I'm contemplating popcorn but... I have some beans that I cooked the other day. Might have bean tacos instead. Easier.
sherry and dark chocolate before i go to bed tonight. and you're not. but, i'll think about you while i'm wallowing in the deliciousness.
I've eaten a chocolate bar once in the last couple years and it was a standard Hershey bar that my son got because he didn't want to splurge alone. We both wanted dark and at that time of night only the gas station was open so dark was limited to Hershey Special Dark which is ok but also not popular enough to be carried in XL size at the corner convenience store. Kind of a bummer. My one treat and it's a plain old Hershey bar. Not even faux fancy like Godiva or something.
Did kinda make me want to go to their theme park tho. I bet they got XL sized Special Dark bars there. Stupid small town gas stations with their stupid limited candy selection.
So yeah.
How the fuck do y'all eat dark chocolate? Dark chocolate tastes like when you get baked off your ass but you're too high to actually cook but you have the munchies real bad so you go into the pantry and you take out the baker's chocolate and you just eat a big spoonful of it and then you realize what an awful awful mistake you have made because you got too high to function.
Except stone cold sober and on purpose.
You don't just "eat" QUALITY chocolate---,
you experience it---, slowly
like you do when you are preparing to experience the first
mind shattering orgasm of the evening.