I'm into Nasal!

[SimonDoom]

I dove in. This is one of the few times in life that my somewhat over-sized Jewish nose is handy. I could push it around the top of her channel while my tongue slithered up her entry.

That's quite the visual.

 

[yowser]

I confess I stole the notion (not the wording) from Howard Jacobson, who does have an impressive nose (and an absolutely inimitable writing style.)

 

[THBGato]

As Steve Martin's character said in Roxanne: "finally, a man who can satisfy two women at the same time!"

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Ha Cha Cha!!!

 

[redgarters]

There once was a nose in Nantucket
that upside down looked like a bucket
It ladies gave love
with a rub, push and shove
especially if they would suck it.

It had to be done. Sorry.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

There once was a nose in Nantucket
that upside down looked like a bucket
It ladies gave love
with a rub, push and shove
especially if they would suck it.

It had to be done. Sorry.

Is your nose red because your limerick is funny, or are you just blushing from the thread?

'Honk honk' goes redgarters' chest.