I'm leaving Literotica

Don't get smart, bobtoad777. BTW, I'm deborah666. The only reason Flagg is my Agent is that he still has possession of my 16 inch dildo. Go read "A confession about Flagg and me" if you no believe. This could happen to you.
 
dildos asiade and other sex dominatrix toys, i heard some things about you that seemed reather, welll intersting. its about other interests outside of sex that you were knowledgeable in
 
*** And the fact I have nothing for her to blow. [/B][/QUOTE]***

ACTUALLY, Laurel, I just read an article in this months Playboy about "clit pumping" and believe it or don't, with the proper suction you COULD have something to blow!!!


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I, for one, must say that I am thankful that DCL has posted no nudies.

Sometimes, the fantasy is better than the reality.

This way, Ladies, we are free to imagine him any way we want him. Naked, with leather chaps, in a latex batman suit, wearing your lace panties. Whatever floats your boat. It's DCL LIVE...in your imagination with no real life pictures to screw it up. :)

BTW, Dixon, you look luscious in lace *wink*
 
Nexxus said:
ACTUALLY, Laurel, I just read an article in this months Playboy about "clit pumping" and believe it or don't, with the proper suction you COULD have something to blow!!!

Yikes! Scary image you've created in my mind there, Nexxus. I'm picturing a "franken-clit" swollen and engorged and throbbing. Just because something CAN be done doesn't necessarily be done doesn't necessarily mean that it should. Just say no to this evil clit science! ;)
 
Ollie don't be afeared honey that big old clit isn't gonna bite you.

Fallen Angel yours looked about fourteen inches in that photo opportunity!. Psssst I heard that DCL is not twelve inches long it's twelve inches wide. OUCH!!!
 
Damnit, Magic Merlan... You made me feel like Tom Sawyer when he was standing in the back of the chapel, listening to the preacher give his eulogy...

Now I'm gonna cry!

But first I want to see this reunion photo of DCL y'all speak of :D
 
Goddamnit DCL!

If you were going for the effect, you got it! Sheesh! I read the topic heading and saw who started it and my heart dropped to my toes. Geezus keeerist! I was already coming up with reasons to convince you to stay before I clicked the button. Damn I'm glad you weren't serious!

<K's heart slowly clambers back up into her chest> Funny joke, Dix, ha... ha! <wiping sweat from brow>

And I recall quite clearly that the 12" rumor about your manly appendage was started by no one other than yourself!! Ego maniac! ;)

K
 
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