I'm looking to fuck a Democrat

[where]

Ha! Not so sure about Socialists, though Social-Democrats are welcome, but I wouldn't rule out the former.

As for Ken and Boris, no thanks. And Cadburry's the best for the price. Ghiradelli's pretty good for a U.S. brand, but I prefer the Cadburry bars for as cheap as they are and come Easter time, fuck! Cadburry cream eggs are the SHIT!

Social-Democrats... it sounds like one of those things that can mean different things depending on where you are.

I don't blame you for turning down Ken and Boris. What about Lord Adonis? Must be worth a fuck just for the name!

And I promise you, cadburys is baaaad! See if you can get Galaxy. Also, I have a story that will put you off creme eggs for life

 

[LadyAria]

Lady you can get some no matter what! But please, don't vote Republican!

I always vote my heart. Never been a straight one politic party girl. I'm kinky like that.

 

[dg]

I'm a raging democrat.

 

[Wrong Element]

I'm pretty sure we're all homosexuals. But best of luck in your quest.

 

[naughtycakes]

I always vote my heart. Never been a straight one politic party girl. I'm kinky like that.

Well vote with your pussy this time - Democrat to get in my pants, dear

 

[dg]

I always vote my heart. Never been a straight one politic party girl. I'm kinky like that.

Anatomically speaking, Aria loves bush.

 

[naughtycakes]

I'm a raging democrat.

*adds dgreen to list of potential Demofucks*

I'm pretty sure we're all homosexuals. But best of luck in your quest.

Thanks.

But I thought it was the Republicans getting caught soliciting gay sex? Well, except for the NJ governor, I guess.

 

[JustinStrange]

.....

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Oh my god. How can I do this? How can I make this happen? OMG.

Ok, really, I'd like to fuck a Historical Materialist, a Social-Democrat or even a Libertarian. I'll have to pass on any Anarchists or Nihilists, and of course, Republicans need not apply.

Coincidentally, I say the same thing about sex as I do about politics: it's about time we added a third party.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I'm a member of the Democratic Socialists of America but (like most DSA members) I'm a registered Dem and always vote Dem. And I used to be active in Young Democrats/College Democrats.

 

[naughtycakes]

Coincidentally, I say the same thing about sex as I do about politics: it's about time we added a third party.

Yes, the two-party system leaves a lot to be desired.

But unlike politics, sex and violence can yield explosive results.

I'm a member of the Democratic Socialists of America but (like most DSA members) I'm a registered Dem and always vote Dem. And I used to be active in Young Democrats/College Democrats.

Hahah, I like how you take seriously your civic duties.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

But unlike politics, sex and violence can yield explosive results.

"I'm gonna vote all over your face."

You're right, just doesn't have the same ring.

 

[EvelynTreemont]

Hmmmm....

How about Kadets? We should give our Russian friends some love too....

 

[unregistered]

 

[naughtycakes]

"I'm gonna vote all over your face."

You're right, just doesn't have the same ring.

Vote Now! And Vote Often!

*brings ballot box*

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Vote Now! And Vote Often!

*brings ballot box*

[insert 'stuffing the ballot box' joke here]

 

[thør]

Vote Now! And Vote Often!

*brings ballot box*

Bend over.......

 

[naughtycakes]

Hmmmm....

How about Kadets? We should give our Russian friends some love too....

Da! Bugakov was hawt

Be careful with the "money shot", they like to use other peoples money.

Yeah, yeah, so borrow & spend is better than tax & spend, right? Until all the mortgage lenders and banks start to go under

 

[naughtycakes]

[insert 'stuffing the ballot box' joke here]

But what about the international observers?

*fingers hanging chad*

 

[Sonny Limatina]

But what about the international observers?

*fingers hanging chad*

I think that the presence of international observers ensures free and fair erections. And now I'm really looking forward to opening your butterfly ballot.

 

[naughtycakes]

Bend over.......

You interested in the exit poll?

 

[Sonny Limatina]

You interested in the exit poll?

...or 'pole'...

 

[unregistered]

 

[EvelynTreemont]

Da! Bugakov was hawt

OOOoooo or maybe a Bukharinite? Slow boat to socialism, fast boat to orgasm?

I smell a campaign slogan!!!

 

[thør]

You interested in the exit poll?

pole?

you're interested in a pole?