I'm on a mission - help would be appreciated.

[Remec]

Awww, bless yer 'eart, for all of that.

I'm gonna buy myself some roller boots and let you know what happens.

I can tell you exactly what will happen.

You'll buy the roller boots.

You'll be putting them on at some park, sitting on a bench.

Some guy next to you will strike up a conversation and ask how long you've been skating.

You'll admit to being either a novice or a bit rusty, and mention...as an aside...that you're trying out an idea a girlfriend gave you for bettering your thighs and ass.

And he give you a surprised look and go,"But, you have a wonderful ass already."

Well, that's what *I'd* say anyways. <g>

 

[Guest]

I can tell you exactly what will happen.

You'll buy the roller boots.

You'll be putting them on at some park, sitting on a bench.

Some guy next to you will strike up a conversation and ask how long you've been skating.

You'll admit to being either a novice or a bit rusty, and mention...as an aside...that you're trying out an idea a girlfriend gave you for bettering your thighs and ass.

And he give you a surprised look and go,"But, you have a wonderful ass already."

Well, that's what *I'd* say anyways. <g>

But, that's because you're a complete sweetheart.

Thanks, babe.

Lou

 

[Guest]

I wouldn't argue with him either.

Somethin' about a girl in tight jeans stretching out and kinda bent over that just........


HOLY SHIT!!!! I need a cold shower.

 

[mickyp123]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm on a mission - help would be appreciated.

Discussed what? With who?

I've had a long chat with Lou, if that's what you mean.

This is payback time and I plan to have a lot of fun.

I have a stack of batteries and a vacuum pump