Inappropriate fantasies

Inappropriate depends on people’s point of view. If all parties are into it then fuck what other people think.
 
This is ALLEDGEDLY a direct snippet from the script for the Addams Family movie:

Morticia: Gomez....

Gomez: Querida?

Morticia: Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me.

[Gomez then moves closer, intrigued. Morticia, after a beat, says:]

Morticia: Do it again.

[Gomez then quickly moves to her bedside.]

[Scriptwriters notes: We should get the sense, as much as humanly possible, that all this couple does is fuck each other. Their only want on this earth is to fuck, and they do. I understand this is intended to be a kid's movie, but I cannot stress enough the importance of these two consistently teeming with frankly demonic levels of horniness for one another. If we cannot agree on this, I walk. But you should know I already spent the money.]
 
Once, when very drunk I went to a gay bar and had a flirtation with an older guy (I was in my 20s, he was in his 50s). We shared a cab later that night and I sucked his cock in the back seat -one of only two gay experiences I've ever had. Incidentally, the driver was well aware of what was happening and watched us while at a red light.

That experience took place 25 years ago, but my fantasy is that I'm at a business meeting or family gathering and recognize the handsome face of an attractive older gentleman. He smiles at me and adjusts the sizable lump in his trousers. My wife looks at me and asks, "Who's that?"
 
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