Inappropriate fantasies

[WeWeeOui]

So, the Thread is titled 'Innapropriate Fantasies' and we pretty much garner from those 2 words, A, its going to be INNAPROPRIATE and B, it's a FANTASY. Yet people are getting bent out of shape or calling others sick fucks for simply outlining their inappropriate fantasies.

I'm so glad I didn't post that my fantasy is to be superglued by the toenails naked to a wildly spinning ceiling fan and beaten on the buttocks by a wet Haddock. Can you imagine the uproar that would be emanating from the Haddock Protection Society and Fish lovers everywhere?

 

[Jodaily]

So, the Thread is titled 'Innapropriate Fantasies' and we pretty much garner from those 2 words, A, its going to be INNAPROPRIATE and B, it's a FANTASY. Yet people are getting bent out of shape or calling others sick fucks for simply outlining their inappropriate fantasies.

I'm so glad I didn't post that my fantasy is to be superglued by the toenails naked to a wildly spinning ceiling fan and beaten on the buttocks by a wet Haddock. Can you imagine the uproar that would be emanating from the Haddock Protection Society and Fish lovers everywhere?

Not all that far from the grief I’ve received from the ASPCA for reports of rampant chicken choking and monkey spanking. I tried to reason with the lady, who felt she needed to look into this further. She straightened things right out, time and again. Been together ever since

And to LMTPA, AMF

 

[WeWeeOui]

Not all that far from the grief I’ve received from the ASPCA for reports of rampant chicken choking and monkey spanking. I tried to reason with the lady, who felt she needed to look into this further. She straightened things right out, time and again. Been together ever since

And to LMTPA, AMF

Yeah, I don't think Chicken Choking is Kosher..... PETA would be after your hide in an instant. Now spanking a Monkey is a whole different bowl of Gerbils. Generally looked upon as abuse, but if it's done with a hand, paddle or perhaps a Riding Crop, it's not only Kosher, but Halal Certified too.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

So, the Thread is titled 'Innapropriate Fantasies' and we pretty much garner from those 2 words, A, its going to be INNAPROPRIATE and B, it's a FANTASY. Yet people are getting bent out of shape or calling others sick fucks for simply outlining their inappropriate fantasies.

I'm so glad I didn't post that my fantasy is to be superglued by the toenails naked to a wildly spinning ceiling fan and beaten on the buttocks by a wet Haddock. Can you imagine the uproar that would be emanating from the Haddock Protection Society and Fish lovers everywhere?

There are inappropriate fantasies and then there is content that puts the entire site at risk. At least two folks in the last few pages are posting the latter. Defend it if you must, but that says a lot about you.

I’ve reached out to Laurel since reports in this forum aren’t being acted on. Thank you to the folks who have been reporting the content that breaks the Lit forum posting rules. You are appreciated!

 

[rachaelwillguideyou]

So, the Thread is titled 'Innapropriate Fantasies' and we pretty much garner from those 2 words, A, its going to be INNAPROPRIATE and B, it's a FANTASY. Yet people are getting bent out of shape or calling others sick fucks for simply outlining their inappropriate fantasies.

I'm so glad I didn't post that my fantasy is to be superglued by the toenails naked to a wildly spinning ceiling fan and beaten on the buttocks by a wet Haddock. Can you imagine the uproar that would be emanating from the Haddock Protection Society and Fish lovers everywhere?

You can post it on the "Where was the strangest place you have been haddocked?" thread with no problems.

 

[rachaelwillguideyou]

You can post it on the "Where was the strangest place you have been haddocked?" thread with no problems.

Or better yet, post it on Rightguide's political threads.

 

[Jodaily]

Yeah, I don't think Chicken Choking is Kosher..... PETA would be after your hide in an instant. Now spanking a Monkey is a whole different bowl of Gerbils. Generally looked upon as abuse, but if it's done with a hand, paddle or perhaps a Riding Crop, it's not only Kosher, but Halal Certified too.

And you just had to bring up the damn gerbils! I thought I’d left that in the past and it was long forgotten. Now I’m having to deal with all this trauma again! No one was supposed to know. Those records were sealed. Thanks a bunch!

 

[12gone]

Yeah but you were just breeding gerbils at first. Once you got more involved, THAT was where the issue started.

 

[base10]

I’ve had a fantasy of putting blackout contacts in a partners eyes and leaving them in for 24 hours while I play with her

 

[WeWeeOui]

There are inappropriate fantasies and then there is content that puts the entire site at risk. At least two folks in the last few pages are posting the latter. Defend it if you must, but that says a lot about you.

I’ve reached out to Laurel since reports in this forum aren’t being acted on. Thank you to the folks who have been reporting the content that breaks the Lit forum posting rules. You are appreciated!

Ahhhhh, I see my attempt to diffuse the whole angst of the Thread with humour, didn't quite hit the mark with you. No worries, apparently JoDaily and a few others got it and ran with it.

And if you read carefully..... very, very carefully, you'll see I defend no ones inappropriate fantasy. I do defend their right to outline their inappropriate fantasy in a LIVE Thread titled 'inappropriate fantasies' however..... that's called freedom of speech and that particular right is practiced in the USA.

I don't really care one way or the other if you're successful in getting the Thread pulled, but I do care that people are allowed to express themselves within the parameters afforded them.

Have a most sparkly day.

 

[WeWeeOui]

And you just had to bring up the damn gerbils! I thought I’d left that in the past and it was long forgotten. Now I’m having to deal with all this trauma again! No one was supposed to know. Those records were sealed. Thanks a bunch!

We at the TDOJ have the alienable right to scour sealed documents on anyone! We were voted in by a vast, vast, vast, vast majority of Amish Gerbil Breeders that don't have TVs, Radios or any Media and henceforth were easy pickings. It's all in the art of the deal.

 

[rachaelwillguideyou]

And you just had to bring up the damn gerbils! I thought I’d left that in the past and it was long forgotten. Now I’m having to deal with all this trauma again! No one was supposed to know. Those records were sealed. Thanks a bunch!

I can't stop thinking about seals now, but in an appropriate way.

 

[dirk2024]

So, the Thread is titled 'Innapropriate Fantasies' and we pretty much garner from those 2 words, A, its going to be INNAPROPRIATE and B, it's a FANTASY. Yet people are getting bent out of shape or calling others sick fucks for simply outlining their inappropriate fantasies.

I'm so glad I didn't post that my fantasy is to be superglued by the toenails naked to a wildly spinning ceiling fan and beaten on the buttocks by a wet Haddock. Can you imagine the uproar that would be emanating from the Haddock Protection Society and Fish lovers everywhere?

Sorry I can't help you, I'm all out of superglue.

 

[rachaelwillguideyou]

But seriously, inappropriate behavior can be subjective--the whole eye of the beholder thing. Illegal is illegal, depending on what states you live in. There are red states where sex toys are illegal, but denying people healthcare is appropriate. Just stay away from rape and kids and I guess animals.

 

[Jodaily]

And now we will attempt to right this ship of inappropriate fantasies by discussing the Brady Bunch. Damn, that Marcia was mighty hot. What’s that, no I never ever looked at Jan, that would have been just wrong!!
And never was a seal hurt in any of my fantasies.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I can't stop thinking about seals now, but in an appropriate way.

Okay, but if you'd like to get inappropriate, I know a few Selkies who'll be happy to provide with inappropriate seal fantasies.

 

[Follesosso]

Je fantasme d'être attachée en vide couilles dans une cave de cité chaude parisienne et d'être soumise à un abattage intensif pendant plusieurs jours et nuits. Je mouille et me touche régulièrement en y pensant. Mon mec me propose de l'organiser mais j'hésite.

 

[Follesosso]

Attachée face contre terre sur un banc, les yeux bandés et incapable de bouger. Mon corps a été laissé à la disposition de nombreux hommes qui l'utilisent comme bon leur semble.

C'est aussi un de mes fantasmes dans une forêt attachée à un arbre avec les jambes bien écartées pour que tous puissent me baiser les 2 trous sans problème.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I can't stop thinking about seals now, but in an appropriate way.

Then again, "seal" in French is "phoque."

 

[WeWeeOui]

Is it inappropriate to fantasize of an all woman, imported French Seal team overpowering me, stripping me naked and inserting Amish Gerbils in my anal cavity..... all whilst singing the new anthem God save the King? That would be a phoque....ing good time, eh wot?

 

[BInowGay]

And now we will attempt to right this ship of inappropriate fantasies by discussing the Brady Bunch. Damn, that Marcia was mighty hot. What’s that, no I never ever looked at Jan, that would have been just wrong!!
And never was a seal hurt in any of my fantasies.

Marcia had a thing for Greg, but Greg was boinking the Mother

 

[rachaelwillguideyou]

Question; Would an Nativity themed "Aristocrats" joke be appropriate at an LDS talent show?

 

[PFWilly]

My fantasies are so inappropriate that I can’t talk about them! LOL

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

My fantasies are so inappropriate that I can’t talk about them! LOL

Most people have or have had one of these.

If someone tells they haven't, they are lying.

 

[Experimentalist]

I want to have an MMF with a very sexy man that after he fucks me while my hubby watches then has his cocked sucked and cleaned by my beloved. Then let my hubby fuck me while I get our friend hard again so after my husband empties into me, our new friend fucks my husbands ass while I watch. So dirty and nasty but gets me wet thinking about it.

Would he go for it?