IQ Results?

[impressive]

What Imp said.

For some reason, my dad pushed me to join when I was in high school, so I did. And back out, just as quickly.

I did it in order to have something to put on my resume right out of college (as I had NO formal work experience). It worked.

You can use mine.

 

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[NoJo]

I agree completely. Membership in Mesa is prima facie evidence of social retardation.

IQ itself is the mental version of penis size.

FYI, Here is the conversion rule, from my "Lett's Schoolboy's Diary", 1966:

16 IQ points = 1 " or 25.4 mm

I also notice that 40 poles = 1 furlong.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

You should do a proper Mensa one. I strongly suspect that they give you about 10 points or so just to flatter you and make you more likely to join and give them money.

IQ results are a bit odd as a rule anyway. There are people much smarter than me who have a lower IQ simply because I have a talent with logic puzzles.

The Earl

Interesting. Perhaps it would be better to restructure things in terms of logical, artistic, or empirical intelligence. Not to mention what my fiancee/slave likes to call "street smarts". Categories of intelligence.

 

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[SEVERUSMAX]

Leonardo reincarnated?

 

[NoJo]

Interesting. Perhaps it would be better to restructure things in terms of logical, artistic, or empirical intelligence. Not to mention what my fiancee/slave likes to call "street smarts". Categories of intelligence.

At school when I discovered that we were shortly to be given IQ tests I bought Hans Eysenck's books, and did all the tests in them. My IQ went up to a ridiculously high number (you'll think I'm exaggerating if I tell you what it was).

Practicing those tests raised my IQ by about thirty points.

In other words, it's all complete bollocks. Take it from me, I'm a certified genius.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Lmao. Actually, I had never taken an IQ test until yesterday, when sheer curiosity and determination to prove myself to myself took hold of me. Maybe it was a matter of willpower.

 

[rgraham666]

I did it in order to have something to put on my resume right out of college (as I had NO formal work experience). It worked.

One of the last Mensa gatherings (party) I was at, several of us were discussing whether we should put our Mensa membership on our resumes.

The consensus was no. Few people like a person smarter than them around.

Nobody likes a smart ass.

 

[Aurora Black]

Nobody likes a smart ass.

How about a smart dick?

 

[rgraham666]

How about a smart dick?

Considering the sticky situations my dick has gotten me into, 'smart' is not an accurate description of it.

When I let it do my thinking for me, I become a member of Densa.

 

[Aurora Black]

Considering the sticky situations my dick has gotten me into, 'smart' is not an accurate description of it.

When I let it do my thinking for me, I become a member of Densa.

Ah, men.

I remember when I was younger and my mom and I would watch Jeopardy every weeknight. God, I loved that game. It made me feel so smart when I got the majority of the questions right. Every once in a while there was a contestant who would brag about being a member of Mensa, being real condescending about it, and it used to give Mom and I so much pleasure to see that person do really badly in the game afterwards. Bad karma, man. They weren't so snotty after they lost. Mouahaha!

No offense, Rob. Really.

 

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[zeb1094]

65 3/8 !

8 3/4 or a 44 long.