Iraq?

AllyRose

What fresh Hell is this?
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It was about revenge against terrorists.

Then it was about people harboring terrorists.

Then it was WoMD.

Then it was about spreading the seeds of democracy.

Then it was only ever about spreading the seeds of democracy... cause there were no WoMD.

Tomorrow... fuck it. Let's build a shopping mall.
 
Finally the RWCJ can claim proof of Al Qaeda in Iraq!
 
Colbert had a hilarious segment on the convoluted mess that is the Middle East.

ISIS taking over most of Iraq.

ISIS denounced by Al-Qaeda.

How do we fight ISIS?

Send weapons to their mortal enemies: Hezbollah.

Okay. We can't support Hezbollah. So who's fighting them?

Al-Qaeda.

No good.

Okay. Who's fighting Al-Qaeda?

Bashar al-Assad.

A little too 'gassy his own people-y'

Okay, so let's help the Syrian rebels fighting him: Al-Nusra or Al-Qaeda.

Okay. So let's given weapons to Al-Nusra's enemy: Iran.

Nope. Not good.

Okay. So we just need a well-armed, well-trained militia out there to fight Iran.

ISIS!
 
It was about revenge against terrorists.

Then it was about people harboring terrorists.

Then it was WoMD.

Then it was about spreading the seeds of democracy.

Then it was only ever about spreading the seeds of democracy... cause there were no WoMD.

Tomorrow... fuck it. Let's build a shopping mall.


so this is why its okay to turn Iraq into a terrorist shit hole?
why don't you build a time machine...go back and fix it.

your point is pointless
 
Colbert had a hilarious segment on the convoluted mess that is the Middle East.

ISIS taking over most of Iraq.

ISIS denounced by Al-Qaeda.

How do we fight ISIS?

Send weapons to their mortal enemies: Hezbollah.

Okay. We can't support Hezbollah. So who's fighting them?

Al-Qaeda.

No good.

Okay. Who's fighting Al-Qaeda?

Bashar al-Assad.

A little too 'gassy his own people-y'

Okay, so let's help the Syrian rebels fighting him: Al-Nusra or Al-Qaeda.

Okay. So let's given weapons to Al-Nusra's enemy: Iran.

Nope. Not good.

Okay. So we just need a well-armed, well-trained militia out there to fight Iran.

ISIS!

A cluster fuck of monumental proportions.
 
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