Isolated BDSM Blurts: Facehugger Fetish

[gracie920101]

Dairy...

Oooo! I'm sorry. Dairy would be so hard for me.

I can't believe there is anyone out there with small enough fingers to milk enough almonds for me.

 

[RudyGardet]

Oooo! I'm sorry. Dairy would be so hard for me.

I can't believe there is anyone out there with small enough fingers to milk enough almonds for me.

The image of little fingers milking almonds gave me a big chuckle on a night where I really needed it. Thanks cookie.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Fairly common one for mature folk. Shouldn't be too bad if you can cheat a little. I would be tempted to count cheese as a vegetable.

Oooo! I'm sorry. Dairy would be so hard for me.

I can't believe there is anyone out there with small enough fingers to milk enough almonds for me.

Making the change was mentally very difficult, but I honestly cannot believe how good I feel after a week without dairy. I even ordered a pizza without cheese and I thought it would be horrible, but it was pretty great! Food tastes better and I just feel better.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

If you haven’t watched Dave Chapelle’s 8:46, I highly recommend watching it immediately. Love that man and when he uses his voice and platform. Our local community was lucky to have him last year.

 

[phil1955]

Making the change was mentally very difficult, but I honestly cannot believe how good I feel after a week without dairy. I even ordered a pizza without cheese and I thought it would be horrible, but it was pretty great! Food tastes better and I just feel better.

Sometimes you forget would feeling good is like until you get a chance to experience it. Glad you could make the adjustment. I have heard that feeling good gives a boost to the libido.

 

[seela]

I received a PM complaining about how snippy and rude one of my posts from like a month ago was. So much so, that he no longer wants to get to know me more closely. It was the first and probably only interaction between me and him.

The mind boggles.

 

[gracie920101]

I received a PM complaining about how snippy and rude one of my posts from like a month ago was. So much so, that he no longer wants to get to know me more closely. It was the first and probably only interaction between me and him.

The mind boggles.

Well you know...If he can't handle snippy and rude then we really don't want to know him!

 

[cookiecat]

I received a PM complaining about how snippy and rude one of my posts from like a month ago was. So much so, that he no longer wants to get to know me more closely. It was the first and probably only interaction between me and him.

The mind boggles.

Ya know, some of the messages I get sound so uptight and bitter. Just like yours, seela.

I didn't reply in a timely manner so I must be a bitch. I wasn't interested talking about him wearing a diaper and playing his mommy so I must be an angry feminist. (well, that's not really an insult...). Today, a guy on another site wondered why I didn't answer one of his messages from 2009. I told him I didn't remember. He chided me for not apologizing and clearly, I wasn't submissive.

The mind boggles and gets exhausted.

 

[seela]

Well you know...If he can't handle snippy and rude then we really don't want to know him!

The post wasn't particularly snippy, either, I don't think.

It was a little stupid and okay, maybe it didn't need to be posted. But still, hardly an example of me being so snippy and rude that it makes me an awful person not worth getting to know. He has 10 years worth of snippy and rude shit and that's what he chose as an example.

Ya know, some of the messages I get sound so uptight and bitter. Just like yours, seela.

I didn't reply in a timely manner so I must be a bitch. I wasn't interested talking about him wearing a diaper and playing his mommy so I must be an angry feminist. (well, that's not really an insult...). Today, a guy on another site wondered why I didn't answer one of his messages from 2009. I told him I didn't remember. He chided me for not apologizing and clearly, I wasn't submissive.

The mind boggles and gets exhausted.

One person sent me "Hi " and I didn't answer. About a month later came a hateful rant about how awful and ugly I am for not answering his clearly very thought out and personalized message to me.

And your guy wondering about the message in 2009? Priceless.

 

[subliminalmassage]

Seen on a list of things an Owner can do to make their slave feel owned:



i can't decide if this is hilarious or horrible.

I don't identify as a slave, but i am very much a pleaser and crave the attention, approval and affection of my partner. I also don't do punishments, they are super counter-productive for me. But setting those things aside, i am equally horrified and amused at the mental picture of what i would be like were my partner to refuse me any sort of D/s interaction.

Me: Daddy?
Him: No.
Me: Sorry. Bob.

Me: I made some brownies, do you want one?
Him: No.
Me:

Me: The washer's empty, do you want me to wash your jeans for tomorrow?
Him: No.
Me:

Me: I have to run to the store to get dog food and toilet paper. I noticed you were out of body wash this morning, do you want me to get you some more?
Him: No.
Me:


LOL!! I'd be a wreck by bedtime the first day!

If you can get to this place with someone you win BDSM and get a pair of furry dice, a jet ski and a copy of the board game.

 

[seela]

Ah, another person who I thought was nice and normal turned out to be a "women who wear make up are lying" weirdo.

It's time for me to stop trying to find someone I connect with.

 

[gracie920101]

Ah, another person who I thought was nice and normal turned out to be a "women who wear make up are lying" weirdo.

It's time for me to stop trying to find someone I connect with.

In 1993, I had sworn off ever finding a partner/mate/SO/Dom about 3 months before I met J. After our second meeting, it definitely wasn't a date, I told my BFF I had met the man I was going to marry. Seven years and a whole crapload of RL drama and interruptions later I ended up with my HEA.

True story.

If it's meant to be, you'll find each other when you're least expecting it.

 

[Bluebird369]

In 1993, I had sworn off ever finding a partner/mate/SO/Dom about 3 months before I met J. After our second meeting, it definitely wasn't a date, I told my BFF I had met the man I was going to marry. Seven years and a whole crapload of RL drama and interruptions later I ended up with my HEA.

True story.

If it's meant to be, you'll find each other when you're least expecting it.

Thanks for the post I think everyone gets discouraged in finding someone who gets us, I keep telling myself I'm done but then the need to connect gets to strong and I'm trying to fine that one person who will be my Daddy, I think I've got one more try in me after that I'm throwing in the towel and just raise cats!...

 

[lanceGibs]

Thanks for the post I think everyone gets discouraged in finding someone who gets us, I keep telling myself I'm done but then the need to connect gets to strong and I'm trying to fine that one person who will be my Daddy, I think I've got one more try in me after that I'm throwing in the towel and just raise cats!...

Expectation Analysis was earlier taught in child psychology.
In dealing with real people it is often better to list out what shortcomings we are prepared to overlook.
Once we compare them with the qualities we want in that person.
Comparison would indicate we are on the look out for a good franklistine.
Once you get this right
You are better off as an individual.

 

[seela]

In 1993, I had sworn off ever finding a partner/mate/SO/Dom about 3 months before I met J. After our second meeting, it definitely wasn't a date, I told my BFF I had met the man I was going to marry. Seven years and a whole crapload of RL drama and interruptions later I ended up with my HEA.

True story.

If it's meant to be, you'll find each other when you're least expecting it.

Thanks.

I'm not looking for HEA. I'm looking for someone to do bdsm things with. Someone who's not a creep but is into the same fucked up, creepy shit I am.

I started out with "someone who's fun, smart, easy to be around etc. but is into the same fucked up, creepy shit I am" but I've now lowered my bar to "not a creep".

Yet, crickets.

 

[Bluebird369]

Expectation Analysis was earlier taught in child psychology.
In dealing with real people it is often better to list out what shortcomings we are prepared to overlook.
Once we compare them with the qualities we want in that person.
Comparison would indicate we are on the look out for a good franklistine.
Once you get this right
You are better off as an individual.

So basically know yourself...got it!...

 

[seela]

Creepy, but not a creep, is fucking delicious.

That's the dream.

 

[gracie920101]

Never underestimate how erotic yoghurt can be.


Especially while naked!

 

[gracie920101]

Tell us more, gracie.

I'll never look at lemon yoghurt the same ever again.

 

[soltiera]

I'd like both of these stories in my inbox, please. Thanks!!

Ditto! I'm curious!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I'd like both of these stories in my inbox, please. Thanks!!

Saaaaaame!

 

[twister947]

You little stinkers.


Nope. It’s too creepy for ME, even. I’m keeping this one locked up.

I'll hazard a guess, and say we all have a dark corner where no light will ever shine.

 

[cookiecat]

naked yogurt!!

creepy secrets!!

Lit is the best

 

[seela]

O Whisky Daddy, where art thou?

 

[seela]

Soooo... I've been talking with someone online and we've made plans to meet. He sent me a face pic. Turned out he's my old teacher.

I have no clue how to deal with this now.