It's Late. Fuck It.

[Lunation]

I post here late at night, and can never quite find anywhere to have a conversation so, fuck it, I guess I'm starting one.

Disclaimer: if you can't tell if I'm serious, I'm not.

I don't really care what we talk about. Possible suggestions:

-Cats: natures assholes, or misunderstood artists who just really feel that cup needs to be pushed off the table?

-That awkward moment when you're watching porn and you realize halfway through the scene the girl has a dick and you just think, "Eh, I'll ride this one out."

-Super Heroes: are the masks just there for liability reasons?

 

[LizVegas79]

Try this again.

I have to go sleepytime now....

 

[Lunation]

Try this again.

I have to go sleepytime now....

Well, goodnight. This was fun.

 

[Lunation]

Cats are awful. Though perhaps not as awful as me. I was on FaceTime with someone just today and they were driving and NEARLY hit a cat. I suggested they go back and try harder this time around. It didn't go down so well.

To be fair, if they don't finish the cat, IT WILL COME FOR THEM

 

[Little_Sister]

-That awkward moment when you're watching porn and you realize halfway through the scene the girl has a dick and you just think, "Eh, I'll ride this one out

My thoughts usually go...
Damn she has great tits. What the hell? She has great tits and a dick?! That is bull shit!!

Then I silently and pout, green with jealousy over her killer rack, but seeing a guy get fucked by another dude is just something you cant turn off.

 

[Lunation]

My thoughts usually go...
Damn she has great tits. What the hell? She has great tits and a dick?! That is bull shit!!

Then I silently and pout, green with jealousy over her killer rack, but seeing a guy get fucked by another dude is just something you cant turn off.

Yeah, it's completely not fair. And impossible to look away from. Like a car wreck. A sexy, sweaty, beautiful car wreck.

 

[Lunation]

.....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

-That awkward moment when you're watching porn and you realize halfway through the scene the girl has a dick and you just think, "Eh, I'll ride this one out."

*subscribes*

 

[Lunation]

*subscribes*

It's just not a deal breaker. What can I say?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It's just not a deal breaker. What can I say?

Because tits!

 

[Lunation]

Because tits!

They do make most things better.

 

[jezzilee]

Cats are awful. Though perhaps not as awful as me. I was on FaceTime with someone just today and they were driving and NEARLY hit a cat. I suggested they go back and try harder this time around. It didn't go down so well.

I may have giggle snorted at this. I am a dog person. My bosses cat has decided that because I feed, water, and clean its poo recepticle, I'm its human. It scratches at my door in the middle of the night. Creepy bitch.

My thoughts usually go...
Damn she has great tits. What the hell? She has great tits and a dick?! That is bull shit!!

Then I silently and pout, green with jealousy over her killer rack, but seeing a guy get fucked by another dude is just something you cant turn off.

I can, and do. Men, I like them manly and lusting after women.

Yeah, it's completely not fair. And impossible to look away from. Like a car wreck. A sexy, sweaty, beautiful car wreck.

You have never been more wrong in your life.

 

[troubledone]

I may have giggle snorted at this. I am a dog person. My bosses cat has decided that because I feed, water, and clean its poo recepticle, I'm its human. It scratches at my door in the middle of the night. Creepy bitch.



I can, and do. Men, I like them manly and lusting after women.



You have never been more wrong in your life.

Don't say that ever again

 

[Lunation]

You have never been more wrong in your life.

No, you're wrong!




...sorry, I learned how to make a point from the Republican debates.

 

[Lunation]

Cats are the worst. She's probably trying to get in to gnaw on your face while you sleep.

Our cat used to display her complete dominance over our lives in really cute ways. By cute I mean fucking creepy. If we were having sex in the good old missionary position she would just appear like her sex radar activated. She'd jump up and perch herself on my chest, her arse to my face and stay there. Creepy, furry little cock blocker. It's time she died, really, she's like 18 so that's what 450 cat years? *sigh*

It's too late now. She has likely transcended death. A curse that shall forever be upon you.

Cats: the monkey's paw of pet ownership.

 

[Little_Sister]

It's too late now. She has likely transcended death. A curse that shall forever be upon you.

Cats: the monkey's paw of pet ownership.

Yep, for sure. No more sex for Rainshine.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Yep, for sure. No more sex for Rainshine.

Thanks to OP I have new reasons to stalk the fine ladies of lit

 

[sks43]

Thanks to OP I have new reasons to stalk the fine ladies of lit

You have never needed reasons.

 

[Little_Sister]

Thanks to OP I have new reasons to stalk the fine ladies of lit

Kisses for you

 

[magicmikeaustin]

You have never needed reasons.

Speak for myself

 

[Little_Sister]

Damn it why weren't we warned!



Furry little cock blocker. Let's hope for a long cold winter.

LMAO!!!

Add the furry cock blocker to the diaper wearing cock blocker and you wont have sex again for the next 10 years or so.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Kisses for you

Love my LS

 

[magicmikeaustin]

LMAO!!!

Add the furry cock blocker to the diaper wearing cock blocker and you wont have sex again for the next 10 years or so.

Pass .

 

[Little_Sister]

Pass .

Rape

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Rape

Not having sex for ten years

Bad