It's that time again....

Brolli said:
LOTS!

I wnat you in the gym, working out, making sure you're fit eough to perform the task at hand. I know I ask a lot of you, but do it for me! For the quirky English guy who can't be there to dothe task himself, the guy who's had one-too-many glasses of ouzo. Do it for me, old-buddy-ole-pal.


LOL ill see what i can do ;)..... whats the um record so far heather?? and we not even met yet :D
 
Thank-you, guy.

Is this "record" the total amount, or most in one night?
 
total? as if..........lol...........
Yeah, it was about 2 hours, as i recall, i couldn't move veryh well the next day......;)
 
Ah, phone sex? That wouldn't work with me. After she'd had about 5 I'd be spewing love-gravey all over the place. Hearing women cum is my biggest turn on after watching them masturbate.

Best in-person was "I dunno... i lost count after 12." I would have done a victory lap around the bed... but after a 3+ hour session my legs were like jelly.
Yeah, and she couldn't sit down the enxt morning either, lol. When i asked what was wrong with a smirk, she agveme the best Death-glare I'd ever seen! it was great.... WHY THE HELL DID I BREAK UP WITH HER?!
 
Brolli said:
Ah, phone sex? That would work with me. After she'd had about 5 I'd be spewing love-gravey all over the place. Hearing women cum is my biggest turn on after watching them masturbate.

Best in-person was "I dunno... i lost count after 12." I would have done a victory lap around the bed... but after a 3+ hour session my legs were like jelly.
Yeah, and she couldn't sit down the enxt morning either, lol. When i asked what was wrong with a smirk, she agveme the best Death-glare I'd ever seen! it was great.... WHY THE HELL DID I BREAK UP WITH HER?!


Aye and specially hearing heather,,, shes got the sexiest voice u could imagine.....
 
Brolli said:
Ah, phone sex? That would work with me. After she'd had about 5 I'd be spewing love-gravey all over the place. Hearing women cum is my biggest turn on after watching them masturbate.

Best in-person was "I dunno... i lost count after 12." I would have done a victory lap around the bed... but after a 3+ hour session my legs were like jelly.


Yes, phone sex.......I don't know how i did it........lol.........delirium, maybe? lol
 
OnceBitten said:
Yes, phone sex.......I don't know how i did it........lol.........delirium, maybe? lol


;) what is it ?? 2 or 3 d cell batteries?? hehehehe
 
Brolli said:
LOTS!

I wnat you in the gym, working out, making sure you're fit eough to perform the task at hand. I know I ask a lot of you, but do it for me! For the quirky English guy who can't be there to dothe task himself, the guy who's had one-too-many glasses of ouzo. Do it for me, old-buddy-ole-pal.

I know the one to many glasses of ouzu, but man, were men we MUST perform!
 
texas_guy said:
Aye and specially hearing heather,,, shes got the sexiest voice u could imagine.....

awww...........thank you baby...........
I know you sure enjoy hearing it night after night after night.....
 
happytoguy said:
I know the one to many glasses of ouzu, but man, were men we MUST perform!

yes. ouzo is the greeks gift to man kind. ALL HAIL OUZO!

1 glass too many has quickly become 4 now ^_^ I used to have to get my friends/family to buy me this stuff when they went on holiday to Greece or turkey... now the local supermarket stocks it. I must have got about 3 bottles for christmas, and this stuff is about £15 a bottle. I'm in heaven!

PS: everybody knows we Brits are alcoholics.
 
After my "i lost count at 12" session she was begging for ME to cum out of fear for her health. She refused to sleep in the wet patch (read: puddle) so we both ended up sqeased togetehr on the edge of the bed. Interesting night, really.
 
well dude, congrads. in a way i envy you, in another i feel that with the right person its 100% possible
 
texas_guy said:
yeah, 15 in 2 hours.. at the end she was begging me to let her cum and cum and cum....

me, beg? lol...............welll.........yeah, i guess i was, huh?

Sort of like "Oh God, oh yeah, please..........mmmmm"
sound familiar?
 
Brolli said:
After my "i lost count at 12" session she was begging for ME to cum out of fear for her health. She refused to sleep in the wet patch (read: puddle) so we both ended up sqeased togetehr on the edge of the bed. Interesting night, really.


;) lol lil to graphic there hehehe....for me it really is NOT about me getting off.. its about tha womans pleasure... belive it or not
 
OnceBitten said:
me, beg? lol...............welll.........yeah, i guess i was, huh?

Sort of like "Oh God, oh yeah, please..........mmmmm"
sound familiar?


among others yeah ;)
 
texas_guy said:
;) lol lil to graphic there hehehe....for me it really is NOT about me getting off.. its about tha womans pleasure... belive it or not

It wasn't about getting off for ME either. i only came once.
 
texas_guy said:
;) lol lil to graphic there hehehe....for me it really is NOT about me getting off.. its about tha womans pleasure... belive it or not


You are the man, the second person ive ever heard say that. Me being the first. If shes happy, Im happy!
 
happytoguy said:
You are the man, the second person ive ever heard say that. Me being the first. If shes happy, Im happy!

Not enough people have this philosophy. For me, it's about giving: not recieving. I really don't see why most guys don't liek going down on lasses. I think it's great.

On the opposing side, I'm not that into getting head... unless I'm extremely horny and as a last resort.
 
Ok so thats 3 people now, but i dont agree with the whole not liking getting head part.
 
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