Jacking Off In The Shower

[Ginny]

lol.....oooohh but we're all here to help....i don't want you running around with a dryskinned weenie.......

 

[Ginny]

it makes me giggle.

it's so forbidden!

you want wet pussy hole....i know it.....i can't prove it.....it's just my opinion.......but i know it......

 

[Private Vasquez]

hehehehe! I'd like to see a Glam and Ginny session.

Y'all are too much fun. Fer sure!

 

[CoolidgEffect]

LOL It's tough to find something that isn't TOO slick that you don't get any friction but is slick enough to not cause irritation.

Well ... there's pussy juice. Damn that's cool stuff. But with a ready supply, you might lose the earge to Masturbate.

 

[Ginny]

thread idea....irkkkkkkk

thanks PV!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I don't jack off in the shower much anymore; when my porn gets wet it is usually ruined!

Seriously, without a woman in the house I need the extra stimulation of porn to get off. Now if I had a woman in the house, or even better one in the shower with me - then I wouldn't have a problem at all.

 

[TWB]

I don't know what that guy in the beginning of this thread was doing, but I can't whack off with soap. Gets up the pee pee and then it burns like the dickins the whole day - - sharp stabbing pains inside my member, too.

Gotta use lube, or a nice water based lotion. Conditioner works ok, but that dries one out too. Nothing like a scaly cock.

 

[TWB]

you want wet pussy hole....i know it.....i

That's an understatement.

 

[glamorilla]

I don't know what that guy in the beginning of this thread was doing, but I can't whack off with soap. Gets up the pee pee and then it burns like the dickins the whole day - - sharp stabbing pains inside my member, too.

Gotta use lube, or a nice water based lotion. Conditioner works ok, but that dries one out too. Nothing like a scaly cock.

when this happens I find an emergency blow job helps immensely.

 

[tortoise]

i just talked to my turtle....we were talking about anything and everything as usual......and it turned nasty, of course.....we'd missed our usual morning phonesex during my drivetime to work....and i'd called from my office......i wasn't able to....umm....get him off properly at the time.....but he was slightly aroused...<lil wink at the turtle>.....and said he might go jack in the shower.....and i was like....yessssss....omg yessss......and tonight when we're playing you can tell me every yummy detail while i rub.....and get to cum.....soooo the whole thing got me to perving on shower jacking again....as i wait for him to get to work so we can hang out today.......

I decided to try a slightly different approach this time, baby.

Details at 11.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

This is not a subject I know anything about. I just wanted to say "hello" to Tortoise.

 

[sunstruck]

This is not a subject I know anything about. I just wanted to say "hello" to Tortoise.

Riiiight.

 

[tortoise]

well turtle should be on shortly.....maybe he can help with this.....or someone else can....<nodding seriously at your dilemma>....

Actually, I often do use soap, but it's a very mild, glycerin based soap (more expensive, but DEFINITELY worth it).

Once, I tried Paul Mitchell's Tea Tree Special Conditioner, but the tingling was a bit too intense for my taste.

 

[RawHumor]

Actually, I often do use soap, but it's a very mild, glycerin based soap (more expensive, but DEFINITELY worth it).

Hmmmm... that's interesting.

Is there a name brand?

 

[tortoise]

Neutrogena has a pretty good one, but my favorite (much to my surprise) is actually made by Dial. I think they may have discontinued it, however, as I haven't been able to find it recently. It is (was?) called something like "Dial Ultra Skin Care." They have a new version of it out now (it also has "skin care" in the title, I believe) which is okay, but contains much less glycerin. The "good" one is primarily green, and almost translucent, while the "okay" one is white with green translucent flecks.

 

[tortoise]

This is not a subject I know anything about. I just wanted to say "hello" to Tortoise.

Greetings, my fiend.

How are things in the Red Stick?

 

[RawHumor]

I'll look into that!

 

[tortoise]

We should write an article for Men's Health magazine on this subject.

"How To Masturbate in the Shower Without Scaling Up Your Penis."

 

[RawHumor]

LOL

 

[TWB]

I agree. Can I do the consumer reports style rating system?

btw, Tortoise, your attention to detail is quite good. "Green translucent flecks". Wow. I will call Men's Life now.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Greetings, my fiend.

How are things in the Red Stick?

Steamy. And the shower isn't even running.

 

[tortoise]

It has been inordinately humid here as well since I got back from my northern trek, during which the weather was practically ideal (other than the smoke covering large portions of Oregon and Northern California).

Of course, in a glorified desert, 20% is inordinately humid.

 

[alexandraaah]

Ginny!

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=101145

 

[Ginny]

I decided to try a slightly different approach this time, baby.

Details at 11.

omg.....irkkkk......i better hurry and get ready for Captain Slaughterboard....then....yummm....a delicious new approach.....this should be hotttt....unless of course he tells me he soaped up the loofa and pinned it to the wall fucking it and hollering my name.....

 

[Ginny]

lmao the guys talking about soap...i love that....<smiling so big>.....mmmmm funny, sexy men......


ooooooh and holy donkey poo poo, alex!.....a whole thread of men jacking in the shower.....<lil gulp as i bookmark it>......alex does know everything!

thank you for everything, alex.....you boulder!