Jail's Cell

[BrettJ]

From Brett

Yeah, there are a few of us Canadians in here, to be sure.

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BrettJ

Author / Comics Fan / Sensualist

 

[gypziedoll]

hi ((((((((((((((((gypzie))))))))))))))))))) I sure did, sweetums.....it started out great and continues at this moment.

How was yours? Did you like the Easter lilies?

I loved them Honey, thank you soooooo much ......my day was great, spent it with my mom and brother and sister and the kids.......we had a great time

I am so glad you had a great day, and in case i forgot to tell you I am sooooo happy you got your b-day wish

 

[carverII]

*walks into my cell, slams the door closed and then swallows the key*

 

[Jail]

Good evening, Jail. Glad to see you had such a nice day out on the links. Of course, there may be a different type of links for you to play with tonight.

LOL maybe, but I dunno, mon chere. I'm gonna be awfully stiff tomorrow, I can tell already. I just popped 2 Motrin, just in case

 

[Jail]

Super!

I have enjoyed watching the pro's on the tube a few times, but never had the itch to take up golf...

I always played sports and almost became a pro bowler... Made some $'s on an amature tour... I gave it all up when the wife was tired of my being out nights without her.

The serious leagues began at 9 pm and didn't end till around midnight.

Looking forward to the pics.

LOL I played so well today, I'm thinking of registering for the Chick Filet LPGA tour

 

[Jail]

Yeah, there are a few of us Canadians in here, to be sure.

Nice TIGRA Avatar DARKKITTY [ unless you didn't know who she is ]

BrettJ

Author / Comics Fan / Sensualist

hiya ((((((((((Brett))))))))))))))

Happy Easter, hun

 

[Jail]

I loved them Honey, thank you soooooo much ......my day was great, spent it with my mom and brother and sister and the kids.......we had a great time

I am so glad you had a great day, and in case i forgot to tell you I am sooooo happy you got your b-day wish

*giggles* thank you, sweetpea

 

[ccnyman]

LOL maybe, but I dunno, mon chere. I'm gonna be awfully stiff tomorrow, I can tell already. I just popped 2 Motrin, just in case

Ah, but the best way to prevent the stiffness is to work those muscles more, ma chere Jail.

 

[au_man]

LOL I played so well today, I'm thinking of registering for the Chick Filet LPGA tour

Sounds like fun!

If you like chasing little balls...

 

[ccnyman]

Sounds like fun!

If you like chasing little balls...

Actually, I heard Jail would rather chase big balls.

 

[Jail]

*walks into my cell, slams the door closed and then swallows the key*

(((((((((((((carver))))))))))))))))


*squeezes his balls tight, and watches how neatly the key flies outta his mouth and into her hand, through the bars* The don't call me the Warden for nothing, hotstuff

Damn!!!!!!!! Am I good, or am I gooderer

 

[Jail]

Ah, but the best way to prevent the stiffness is to work those muscles more, ma chere Jail.

Awwwwwww you're just saying that cuz it's a guy thing

 

[Jail]

Sounds like fun!

If you like chasing little balls...

Nah, I'll leave that for Tiger, he'll be my caddy

 

[carverII]

(((((((((((((carver))))))))))))))))


*squeezes his balls tight, and watches how neatly the key flies outta his mouth and into her hand, through the bars* The don't call me the Warden for nothing, hotstuff

Damn!!!!!!!! Am I good, or am I gooderer

that's pretty good. But tell me...now that you have the key......What are you going to do with it?

PS Love golf!

 

[Jail]

that's pretty good. But tell me...now that you have the key......What are you going to do with it?

PS Love golf!

Lock my chastity belt with it. what else?

ps: oh yeah. Want me to book at tee time for us?

 

[au_man]

Nah, I'll leave that for Tiger, he'll be my caddy

The one thing I never understood about golf is in order to score well one needs to stay out of the rough...

Where is the fun in that?

 

[carverII]

Lock my chastity belt with it. what else?

ps: oh yeah. Want me to book at tee time for us?

well that kinda sucks for you don't it?

Sure....as long as you promise not to beat me too severely. I haven't shot anything under a 110 for a couple of years.

 

[Jail]

well that kinda sucks for you don't it?

Sure....as long as you promise not to beat me too severely. I haven't shot anything under a 110 for a couple of years.

I play for fun not competition anyway. We could play for points. winner has to buy all the booze, at the 19th hole

 

[Jail]

The one thing I never understood about golf is in order to score well one needs to stay out of the rough...

Where is the fun in that?

and the bunker, and the drink, and the coolie, and the trees, blah blah blah

 

[ccnyman]

I play for fun not competition anyway. We could play for points. winner has to buy all the booze, at the 19th hole

I smell a small hustle going on here.

 

[Jail]

for your viewing pleasure, cellmates. This is my golf course. oh, by the way, that's not me putting

http://www.traveldrumheller.com/Drumheller%20Golf.jpg

 

[carverII]

I play for fun not competition anyway. We could play for points. winner has to buy all the booze, at the 19th hole

guess I'd better bring a checkbook....unless we can work out some kind of deal.

 

[ccnyman]

for your viewing pleasure, cellmates. This is my golf course. oh, by the way, that's not me putting

http://www.traveldrumheller.com/Drumheller%20Golf.jpg

Nice course. I take it you played 18 today?

 

[Jail]

guess I'd better bring a checkbook....unless we can work out some kind of deal.

I'm always open to options, babes

 

[carverII]

I'm always open to options, babes

good cause the only checks I have left are the rubber ones.

How about strip golf?