Jamesbjohnson Is In The Building...

[butters]

I was born with a thing or two girls like to look at.

oh bless....

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Welcome to this café au lait-JBJ benevolent found-hummerhouseofhorrorspoetrythread, Mayberrygirl.

Glad you're enjoying the action. Take care though, he's lurking about too… god knows for what.

Ty for the kind welcome..and I shall take care. Do you spose carrying my taser would suffice as protection from said lurker??

 

[Mayberrygirl]

The poetry board is LITs petting zoo.

That being the case, I will carry a pocketful of treats and have no fear of being bitten.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

That being the case, I will carry a pocketful of treats and have no fear of being bitten.

They don't bite, they hump your legs and eat your cigarettes.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

https://www.facebook.com/KokaOfficial/videos/403098496545097/

ODE TO BRUCE JENNER

 

[Mayberrygirl]

They don't bite, they hump your legs and eat your cigarettes.

Leg humping I can deal with...but fair warning...do not muck with my smokes! A good way to receive life threating injury! Such is the depth and extent of my addictions to things that are bad for me.. A glutton for punishment I surmise. It has to stem from childhood trauma no doubt... Is that not the excuse for all shortcomings and abhorrent behavior.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Leg humping I can deal with...but fair warning...do not muck with my smokes! A good way to receive life threating injury! Such is the depth and extent of my addictions to things that are bad for me.. A glutton for punishment I surmise. It has to stem from childhood trauma no doubt... Is that not the excuse for all shortcomings and abhorrent behavior.

I agree with Napoleon. We all come from the factory flawed and blame any convenient fool who takes us seriously.

 

[Mayberrygirl]

I agree with Napoleon. We all come from the factory flawed and blame any convenient fool who takes us seriously.

What?? Me flawed?? Oh please..say it isn't so...

 

[pelegrino]

Ty for the kind welcome..and I shall take care. Do you spose carrying my taser would suffice as protection from said lurker??

Err… not sure if anything so drastic is needed, seems mummyfied at best.

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Ok...I will not worry overmuch then.. Mummified at best you say?? Meaning all of the brain has been removed..all holes plugged and there is an inability to speak in any manner whatsoever??

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Some girls work in factories,
Some girls work in stores,
But Butters works in a book shop,
With forty other...

Bang bang Butters
Bang bang away
Who's gonna bang bang Butters
When Harrys old and gray!