Jared Kushner: Denied

[BobaFetaCheese]

No more top secrets for you!

 

[schism666]

He and Stephen Miller can take naps at House Meetings in peace now.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

If I was him I'd spend the extra time fucking Ivanka but maybe he's not into that. Has sort of a "vibe" about him if you know what I mean.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

If I was him I'd spend the extra time fucking Ivanka but maybe he's not into that. Has sort of a "vibe" about him if you know what I mean.

He is a little light in the loafers. Not that there is anything wrong with that.


The Onion nailed it:


Jared Kushner Forced To Follow Along With Ivanka's Classified Documents During Meetings

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Rsuv4DvP--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/mdkuf1u5un4ow4cv3apq.jpg

 

[Dribble]

He is a little light in the loafers. Not that there is anything wrong with that.


The Onion nailed it:


Jared Kushner Forced To Follow Along With Ivanka's Classified Documents During Meetings

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Rsuv4DvP--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/mdkuf1u5un4ow4cv3apq.jpg

Jared...what does this mean?

What do they mean when they say the Taliban has actually increased their territory in Afghanistan since daddy took office? That's good right?

No Cupcake...the Taliban are the bad guys.

Oh....we better not show this to him.

 

[Sean]

How's he gonna bring peace to the Middle East now?

 

[Dribble]

How's he gonna bring peace to the Middle East now?

Same way he always was....not.

 

[lovecraft68]

Jared...what does this mean?

What do they mean when they say the Taliban has actually increased their territory in Afghanistan since daddy took office? That's good right?

No Cupcake...the Taliban are the bad guys.

Oh....we better not show this to him.

Think you have it backwards, she's a lot brighter than he is. Lot smarter than her father as well.

Sure as hell smarter than idiots making fun of her on a porn board.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

Think you have it backwards, she's a lot brighter than he is. Lot smarter than her father as well.

Sure as hell smarter than idiots making fun of her on a porn board.

Don't see a lot of people making fun of her. I think most agree she's smarter than the rest of the clan. And hot.

 

[Chancellor_Palpatine]

Can't really disagree with that.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a9/ba/54/a9ba5481d01e3b894dc8758e41e94be7.jpg

 

[Amoebah]

Grifters all. Shegrift just has the best tits and legs.

I liked that little shuffle deal jared did on that other bldg where he pocketed 76 mill after paying the vig. Was that one with the chinks or ruskies?

 

[Dribble]

Don't see a lot of people making fun of her. I think most agree she's smarter than the rest of the clan. And hot.

Let's see....smarter than daddy....that ain't saying much.

Smarter than Don Jr...well fuck...he is dumber than daddy...

Jared? Nope....this one has brains. He knows how to backstab better than any. He is the one to be afraid of.

She is smart...comparatively...a fucking genius. But when you only have to be smarter than those around you...

Putin is using them all like puppets.

Now hot....I will give you credit there.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

Can't really disagree with that.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a9/ba/54/a9ba5481d01e3b894dc8758e41e94be7.jpg

Never noticed her tits were that big.

 

[Amoebah]

Never noticed her tits were that big.

At $10,000 plus per outfit plus hair makeup and surgical tuneups, there are 35 year old women here you could make as hot.

And they wouldn’t look like Donald Trump.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

Let's see....smarter than daddy....that ain't saying much.

Smarter than Don Jr...well fuck...he is dumber than daddy...

Jared? Nope....this one has brains. He knows how to backstab better than any. He is the one to be afraid of.

She is smart...comparatively...a fucking genius. But when you only have to be smarter than those around you...

Putin is using them all like puppets.

Now hot....I will give you credit there.

You really think Jared is the smart one? Holy shit.

 

[Sean]

Er, what evidence do we have that she's smart?

 

[Amoebah]

They all have verified university degrees and are famous, successful and wealthy and run the USA.

Naturally, nobody likes them.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

Er, what evidence do we have that she's smart?

The smartest of the clan doesn't mean she's a genius. And she does seem to be smart. At least smart enough to stay out of major trouble.

 

[Dribble]

The smartest of the clan doesn't mean she's a genius. And she does seem to be smart. At least smart enough to stay out of major trouble.

EXACTLY...and yes...Jared runs circles around them. But that doesn't make him smart.

 

[phrodeau]

The smartest of the clan doesn't mean she's a genius. And she does seem to be smart. At least smart enough to stay out of major trouble.

She certainly does better in off-script interviews than her father ever did.

 

[adrina]

She certainly does better in off-script interviews than her father ever did.

To be fair, that's a very low bar.

 

[Chancellor_Palpatine]

You really think Jared is the smart one? Holy shit.

Once read an article about Jared's business dealings in... the Atlantic? New Yorker? Anyway, tl;dr, the man isn't playing with a full deck. I can accept Ivanka being the smartest of the bunch. Though that's damning with faint praise.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

Once read an article about Jared's business dealings in... the Atlantic? New Yorker? Anyway, tl;dr, the man isn't playing with a full deck. I can accept Ivanka being the smartest of the bunch. Though that's damning with faint praise.

Like I said, she's smart enough to keep her ass out of the fire and that's better than any of the other have done.

 

[Saint Peter]

I do not think that is an appropriate question.






I just wanted to know if they were real or not.

 

[about_average]

No more top secrets for you!

Yup. Lying on your background check paperwork only gets you Secret clearance.