Jay and Silent Bob.....

[HeavyStick]

what's your favorite scene or line from any of their movies?

 

[ScarlettRose]

When Silent Bob finally speaks up.

 

[HeavyStick]

his legal rant at the end of jay and silent bob strike back was pretty damn good

 

[ScarlettRose]

I thought so

 

[dreamer]

"I wasn't even supposed to BE here today!"

hehehe...great stuff.

 

[ScarlettRose]

and the dead guy in the bathroom, and the hockey game on the roof.

 

[HeavyStick]

the old man returning the movie.... the lady asking about the movies and holds the same ones up twice

 

[ZIP CODE]

"Boo-Boo Kitty Fuck."

 

[HeavyStick]

Snoothcie bootchie

 

[Smooth_Operator]

"What the FUCK is the internet?!?!"

"YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!!!!"

 

[HeavyStick]

So... that would make bethany part black? (jay at the campfire in Dogma)

 

[teddybear4play]

"Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-lifepartner, Silent Bob." (J&SBSB)

TB4p

 

[Raina]

hehe...

Jay: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.

Trooper Clerks

 

[Ice Cold]

Jay pointing to Bob "He loves the cock, can't get enough of it"

Or when the meet Rufus, "So you're a fucking angel? Tell me something no one else know about?"

Rufus: You jerk off more than any man on the planet!
Jay: Well no shit
Rufus: You do it while your thinking about guys!!!
Jay looking sheepishly at Bob: Well not all the time.


"So if like the world was ending and we only had minutes to live, would you do it with me"

"Ok fine... sure"

"Fucking Whore"

 

[StrawberryPez]

ROFL

I LOVE Jay and Silent Bob.

This was THEE perfect thread to read today, it made me laugh.