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Hey sugar! Poppin' in to check on you. Looks like you are in good hands, so I will set the soup and crackers on the doorstep and step away.

*long distance smooches* ;):kiss:
 
blulilacgrl said:
Hey sugar! Poppin' in to check on you. Looks like you are in good hands, so I will set the soup and crackers on the doorstep and step away.

*long distance smooches* ;):kiss:
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who in the world would set soup down on the doorstep? For God's sake come inside. Just a bunch of goobers in here being gooberish...one of us is feeling meh, the rest are trying to make me feel better.







get your mind outta the gutter blu. :p




.....haha, laugh, that was funny...b/c u were thinking it....



What kind of soup?
 
jd_quiet_guy said:
who in the world would set soup down on the doorstep? For God's sake come inside. Just a bunch of goobers in here being gooberish...one of us is feeling meh, the rest are trying to make me feel better.

get your mind outta the gutter blu. :p

.....haha, laugh, that was funny...b/c u were thinking it....


What kind of soup?
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If you think I am stepping one foot into the germy air filled *waves hands*. Uhhhh....no. I can't take a chance on getting sick. So I am doing as they did during the Black Plague. Leaving food and goods in a location for the sick to retrieve after I am a safe distance away.

Enjoy the tomato basil soup. *sticks tongue out*
 
blulilacgrl said:
If you think I am stepping one foot into the germy air filled *waves hands*. Uhhhh....no. I can't take a chance on getting sick. So I am doing as they did during the Black Plague. Leaving food and goods in a location for the sick to retrieve after I am a safe distance away.

Enjoy the tomato basil soup. *sticks tongue out*
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what an excuse. :rolleyes:

Thx for the soup!
 
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else.

So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation, the old man "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except..." and he stopped."

"Except what?"

"Nothing, nothing."

"C'mon, tell me ! I need something!"

"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'"

"So what's up with this voodoo dick?" the businessman asked.

The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"

"Ahh, but you haven't seen what it'll do yet."

He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door."

The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said

"Voodoo dick, get back in your box!"

The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more.

Businessman "I'll take it!"

The old man resisted, saying "it wasn't for sale", but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say...

"Voodoo dick, my pussy."

He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.

After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before.

After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing.

The officer looked at her for a second, and then said:

"Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!"
 
blulilacgrl said:
Hey? JD? Where are you? :confused:
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JoyDyan said:
Probably someplace dreadfully boring and mundane....like work. Poor guy! :D
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indeed
blulilacgrl said:
Work sucks!
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indeed
JoyDyan said:
You got that right, Blu!

Homework is better with beer....I'm sure he won't mind if we start without him, right??

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r45/jodbro/chickbeer_zps44462b90.jpg

Yep, JD, that's a light beer for me! :p
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awww yeahhh!
 
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