Jersey Anyone?

[GoddessHathor]

you poor thing......perhaps I can come play doctor?

c'mon over! lmao i'm waiting!

 

[Tool_Friendly]

can I bring food? chicken soup? alcohol?
or should we do something else to make you forget the pain.......hmmm......lol

 

[GoddessHathor]

can I bring food? chicken soup? alcohol?
or should we do something else to make you forget the pain.......hmmm......lol

skip the food...bring the alcohol.....and i need LOTS of TLC to forget the pain! lol

 

[Tool_Friendly]

skip the food...bring the alcohol.....and i need LOTS of TLC to forget the pain! lol

I'm all about the TLC.......need a full body massage?
Give me an address and the GPS will find you!!!
(alcohol is a given)

 

[GoddessHathor]

I'm all about the TLC.......need a full body massage?
Give me an address and the GPS will find you!!!
(alcohol is a given)

yessssssss...would love a full-body massage! LOL

 

[Tool_Friendly]

yessssssss...would love a full-body massage! LOL

well, these hands are magic (or so I've been told)...............feel free to take a test drive.....

 

[GoddessHathor]

well, these hands are magic (or so I've been told)...............feel free to take a test drive.....

mmmmmm....as long as you wake me up nicely when those magic hands put me to sleep! LOL

 

[Tool_Friendly]

mmmmmm....as long as you wake me up nicely when those magic hands put me to sleep! LOL

speciality #2......with breakfast in bed?

 

[luv2lick001]

I have to admit it, I git a little excited when I saw the title of this thread, lol.

I'm in Jersey, but unfortunately not New Jersey. The original Jersey (an island located in the English channel between France and the UK). Forgive me for explaining its whereabouts to those who already know, its just most Americans tell me that they have never heard of it.

Anyway, since the thread said Jersey, thought I should say hi...

 

[GoddessHathor]

speciality #2......with breakfast in bed?

mmmmmm....only if my coffee is delivered by a sexy naked male with a raging hard on that needs attention!

 

[GoddessHathor]

I have to admit it, I git a little excited when I saw the title of this thread, lol.

I'm in Jersey, but unfortunately not New Jersey. The original Jersey (an island located in the English channel between France and the UK). Forgive me for explaining its whereabouts to those who already know, its just most Americans tell me that they have never heard of it.

Anyway, since the thread said Jersey, thought I should say hi...

Perfectly ok....Jersey is Jersey....lol Welcome! I knew about the "original" Jersey...but that's cool that you found us! Feel free to dtop by any time and say! Bet your Jersey is nicer than ours! lmao

 

[Guttergoddess]

Skip the coffee...oh wait...I remember trying to make you skip the coffee once before....nevermind...

 

[GoddessHathor]

Skip the coffee...oh wait...I remember trying to make you skip the coffee once before....nevermind...

don't mess with my coffee woman!!!!! you, of ALL people, should know better!!!! lmao

 

[Tool_Friendly]

mmmmmm....only if my coffee is delivered by a sexy naked male with a raging hard on that needs attention!

now, that is something I can certainly make happen......actually, it's happening already!!

 

[GoddessHathor]

now, that is something I can certainly make happen......actually, it's happening already!!

I don't see any coffee!!! <raised eyebrow>

 

[beefpuppet79]

what the hell did i come on in the middle of?
naked coffee delivery, hard ons and body massages?
welcome to nj!

 

[GoddessHathor]

what the hell did i come on in the middle of?
naked coffee delivery, hard ons and body massages?
welcome to nj!

it's what makes this state so great!!!!

ya missed all the fun darlin!

 

[beefpuppet79]

i can tell i did! i have no coffee, but i got the other part!

 

[GoddessHathor]

i can tell i did! i have no coffee, but i got the other part!

Gotta have the coffee!!!! As I said...don't mess with my coffee!!!!

LMAO

 

[GoddessHathor]

Well folks, i'm off for tonight! Need sleep...and I need Tool over here with my coffee in the morning! 1 sweet-n-low and cream please!

Sleep well!!!!

 

[beefpuppet79]

i got some cream for ya!

 

[Guttergoddess]

Don't forget to call me in the am to let me know when/where/what/who we're doing!

 

[beefpuppet79]

Don't forget to call me in the am to let me know when/where/what/who we're doing!

oh dear god i hope its me!

 

[Guttergoddess]

you're calling me in the am? Damn...did GH start posting my number on those sex sites again?

 

[GoddessHathor]

Don't forget to call me in the am to let me know when/where/what/who we're doing!

lmao i won't! now if i can just keep from chickening out!