Jesus is King

[lessOHmo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1848402352295837989

 

[deckardB26354]

Jesus doesn’t exist. Never has. Same with his “dad” and ghost guy.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Jesus was a fag.

 

[Rebel5soul]

*chuckle* Harris committed political suicide.

 

[forgotmyantidepressants]

Jesus isn't my king.

 

[ll74]

MAGA wants a diff king

 

[LLCox]

 

[bigdeemd]

Jesus lied. He promised the Kingdom of God was coming.

And he was not talking about the afterlife -- he did not mean, "I am about to die in a way that will make it possible for you to get into Heaven."

Nor was he talking about any personal conversion experience -- he did not mean, "You can cultivate the Kingdom of God within your own soul."

No, what he meant was, "God is about to drive the Romans out of Judea. And, in the process, God will put down the aristocrats -- the priests and Sadducees, the Herodian royalty, the rich in general -- and create an egalitarian utopia." All this to happen within the lifetime of his hearers.

None of that happened. Jesus lied.

See Zealot, by Reza Aslan.

Jesus was a real soul man.

 

[Bray123]

Jesus is busy picking the crops in Arizona, waiting to be deported.

Then all the preppers will wonder why they need to import food from Mexico.

 

[Politruk]

Jesus doesn’t exist. Never has. Same with his “dad” and ghost guy.

What was the Ghost ever doing in the picture, anyway?

 

[deckardB26354]

It was Patrick Swayze.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Jesus is busy picking the crops in Arizona, waiting to be deported.

Then all the preppers will wonder why they need to import food from Mexico.

Funny. Jesus was given explicit instructions in many languages on how to arrive here legally.

Hey-Zeus says, you're not God and I'm Caesar, now pay me my due, all of it and learn to thank me in my language.

You're an "occupier."



As an side: I don't think you understand, not even for a second, what a "prepper" is, but you have this anti-romantic fiction built up in your head and it's become larger than life, BIG TIME! Pee Wee's BIG TOP.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I do find the DemocraTIC vampiric reaction to the cross hysterical, but, hey, we're religious too!

 

[JoePepsiCo]

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