JollyMon's Cafe and Outpost

[_JollyMon]

Welcome friends.

I hope you enjoy my new place. It's right on the water, looking out over a glistening ocean and a white sandy beach. The Cafe is open-air, but I have tables in the back where its dark, and the AC is blowing full blast.

Raggae, Jimmy Buffett and Dick Dale music is playing all the time, but if you have a request, blurt it out.

Swimsuits and barefeet are not only allowed, they are encouraged.

The bar is fully stocked, the food is the best, but the best part of JollyMon's Cafe and Outpost is the clientele - you, my clever, witty and engaging PG friends.

So come on in, grab a seat at the bar to enjoy the view, or take a place at a table and cool off. Enjoy your favorite juice drink, domestic or imported beer, or maybe even a straight-up Jack Daniels.

Welcome friends.

 

[PassionatePatty]

Good morning!

Nice place...

I need some juice to start the morning with... what have you got?

 

[done_got_old]

Welcome friends.

I hope you enjoy my new place. It's right on the water, looking out over a glistening ocean and a white sandy beach. The Cafe is open-air, but I have tables in the back where its dark, and the AC is blowing full blast.

Raggae, Jimmy Buffett and Dick Dale music is playing all the time, but if you have a request, blurt it out.

Swimsuits and barefeet are not only allowed, they are encouraged.

The bar is fully stocked, the food is the best, but the best part of JollyMon's Cafe and Outpost is the clientele - you, my clever, witty and engaging PG friends.

So come on in, grab a seat at the bar to enjoy the view, or take a place at a table and cool off. Enjoy your favorite juice drink, domestic or imported beer, or maybe even a straight-up Jack Daniels.

Welcome friends.

Oh what a jolly interesting place.

 

[MsTexas]

~grabs your seat~



Nice place you got here.

I hope you dont mind if I make myself at home?

 

[_JollyMon]

Oh what a jolly interesting place.

So glad you are my FIRST customer!

You're money is no good here.

 

[_JollyMon]

~grabs your seat~



Nice place you got here.

I hope you dont mind if I make myself at home?

MMMMM, not only don't I mind, I ENCOURAGE you making yourself at home.

 

[PassionatePatty]

So glad you are my FIRST customer!

You're money is no good here.

*Ahem*

What am I? Chopped sushi?

 

[done_got_old]

So glad you are my FIRST customer!

You're money is no good here.

I had hoped to be first, but Patty beat me to it.

 

[_JollyMon]

Good morning!

Nice place...

I need some juice to start the morning with... what have you got?

*BOWS DOWN TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS*

A faux paus on my first day of business!!!

So sorry my dear, didn't scroll down far enough.

Care to join me in a complimentary Bloody Mary?

 

[PassionatePatty]

*BOWS DOWN TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS*

A faux paus on my first day of business!!!

So sorry my dear, didn't scroll down far enough.

Care to join me in a complimentary Bloody Mary?

Hmmmm....

It may cost you a bit more than just that... but that is a good start...

However, I was hoping something more fruity... what else can you do?

 

[_JollyMon]

Hmmmm....

It may cost you a bit more than just that... but that is a good start...

However, I was hoping something more fruity... what else can you do?

Kinda partial to Orange-Tangerine juice. Lower acid and less sour than plain OJ. If not, Mango juice is good.

 

[ima6uldv8]

Good morning! Very nice place. I'm going to sit outside and listen to the ocean. How about a Mimosa for a start?

 

[PassionatePatty]

Kinda partial to Orange-Tangerine juice. Lower acid and less sour than plain OJ. If not, Mango juice is good.

The Mango would be perfect!

 

[_JollyMon]

Good morning! Very nice place. I'm going to sit outside and listen to the ocean. How about a Mimosa for a start?

Mimosa, good choice. Enjoy the salty air.

 

[_JollyMon]

The Mango would be perfect!

*Pours the mango for patty, mimosa for Ima......

Such a lucky man I am, first day open for business, and all the sexy ladies are in the house.

*Throws a wink to DGO

 

[PassionatePatty]

*Pours the mango for patty, mimosa for Ima......

Such a lucky man I am, first day open for business, and all the sexy ladies are in the house.

*Throws a wink to DGO

All the sexy ladies are here to visit the sexy man!

 

[MsTexas]

MMMMM, not only don't I mind, I ENCOURAGE you making yourself at home.

Ooooo I'm glad to hear that.

~sits down and kicks her feet up~

 

[_JollyMon]

All the sexy ladies are here to visit the sexy man!

Good...he should be here at any minute!!!!

 

[PassionatePatty]

Ooooo I'm glad to hear that.

~sits down and kicks her feet up~

{{{MsT}}}

Taking a break from the cantina? Come over here and let's swap some stories while we are waited on by this handsome, sexy owner...

 

[PassionatePatty]

Good...he should be here at any minute!!!!

Silly Mon!!!

 

[_JollyMon]

*strolls over and rolls up the canvas wind screens, allowing the soft morning ocean breeze to roll in. The sunlight burns the morning mist from the water.....

 

[MsTexas]

{{{MsT}}}

Taking a break from the cantina? Come over here and let's swap some stories while we are waited on by this handsome, sexy owner...

~hugs Patty~

Yes, he is a sexy one.

 

[_JollyMon]

you ladies are too kind. Lucky I have high and wide doorways here at the Cafe for my large swelled head!!!!

 

[ima6uldv8]

Mimosa, good choice. Enjoy the salty air.

*Props feet up in empty chair and takes first sip* Ah, so good. Thanks

 

[done_got_old]

you ladies are too kind. Lucky I have high and wide doorways here at the Cafe for my large swelled head!!!!

Be careful.......it's gonna blow!