Just a little Hello

[brickroadray]

Your pictures are stunning by the way - sooo beautiful!!!

 

[brickroadray]

I have been taking a break...... Thought I would stop by and see what was going on this fine Sunday...... I am sure there are some pervs out and about

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"



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LOL; sexy, beautiful and funny!

 

[tcwild100]

I was just saying..... yes it is the middle of the week and sending hugs and kisses.

not really sexy, but glad you think is sounds so......

Sweet Princess, everything sounds sexy when you say it.

Hope you're doing well baby doll. Have a wonderful week!

 

[frdrcnjohn]

Hi Tammy

It was so nice to see you here even if I was not when you was here
It made my day much better
Smiles , Hugs and Kisses for you my Angel

 

[tulsatwisters]

Sweet Princess, everything sounds sexy when you say it.

Hope you're doing well baby doll. Have a wonderful week!

Hi tc, nice to be talking to you again...... Everything is good here, you have a great week too.

 

[tulsatwisters]

Hummmmm,


It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.

I began to think alone - "to relax," I told myself - but I knew it wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time.

I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don't mix, but I couldn't stop myself. I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read writings of Plato, Saint Augustine of Hippo, Jesus Christ, and Aristotle. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, "What is it exactly we are doing here?"

Things weren't going so great at home either. One evening I had turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother's.

I soon had a reputation as a heavy thinker. One day the boss called me in. He said, "Skippy, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don't stop thinking on the job, you'll have to find another job." This gave me a lot to think about.

I came home early after my conversation with the boss. "Honey, " I confessed, "I've been thinking..." "I know you've been thinking," she said, "and I want a divorce!" "But Honey, surely it's not that serious." "It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver. "You think as much as college professors, and college professors don't make any money, so if you keep on thinking we won't have any money!" "That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently, and she began to cry. I'd had enough. "I'm going to the library," I snarled as I stomped out the door.

I headed for the library, in the mood for Clinton's latest book "Family Morals in America". Listening to a PBS station on the radio, I roared into the parking lot and ran up to the big glass doors... they didn't open. The library was closed. Later, I realized that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night. As I sank to the ground clawing at the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye. "Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked. You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinker's Anonymous poster.

Which is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker. I never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week it was "Jerry Spinger" talking about the song "I'm bad" by Michael Jacks. Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last meeting. Life just seemed .. more bland .. without purpose or meaning, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking, and avoided thoughts about the meaning of life and my future. I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home and the office. Now I stare for hours at the T.V. and receive my daily dose of brainwashing instead of contemplating the mysteries of life.

Have you joined Thinker's Anonymous yet?

 

[tulsatwisters]

It was so nice to see you here even if I was not when you was here
It made my day much better
Smiles , Hugs and Kisses for you my Angel

Good morning john, take good care of yourself and have a great week.

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.

"Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines too, and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin.

"Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"

"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."

"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "you have a REALLY nice house."




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[frdrcnjohn]

Hi Tammy

It is Great to see you back here and having some fun with telling stories and jokes
It makes my days much better knowing you are getting back in yourself
Tommorrow starts my work week and will have limited time online
You will be in my thoughts at all times
Smiles ,Hugs and Kisses for You my Angel

 

[MrsCCfromRC]

Hi Tammy

I'm new to this part of the site and happened upon your thread. I've really enjoyed it and look forward to reading more!

 

[Sinistral]

Great thread

I have enjoyed the fun nature of this thread and thoroughly enjoyed reading through it. Although I'm really new here, I just felt that it since you get so much from poetry, it would be great to know the sources of the poems. As an author, when we are quoted (not that I have been on this thread) it's always nice to have the source mentioned. I'm sorry if I'm out of line.

I do enjoy your streams of thought.... and of course, the pictures are lovely.

 

[frdrcnjohn]

Hi Tammy

Droping by on my hump day to say hi and wish you well
I hope your weekend was Grand and you have been having lots of fun
Smiles ,Hugs and Kisses for You my Angel

 

[frdrcnjohn]

Good Morning Tammy

I am on some days off and wanted to wish you the Best
I hope you will drop in and say hi soon
I am missing you and hope to talk at you
You are in my thoughts and prayers
Smiles ,Hugs and Kisses for You my Angel

 

[frdrcnjohn]

Hello Tammy

I wanted to drop by and send you some well wishes
You are in my thoughts and prayers
I hope all is well with you and yours
Smiles ,Hugs and Kisses for You my Angel

 

[tulsatwisters]

I wanted to drop by and send you some well wishes
You are in my thoughts and prayers
I hope all is well with you and yours
Smiles ,Hugs and Kisses for You my Angel

Hi John, I am not around as much as I used to be.... but I still stop by now and then to say hi...... Hope things are going well for you and I am doing great.... Hugs and kisses

 

[frdrcnjohn]

Hi John, I am not around as much as I used to be.... but I still stop by now and then to say hi...... Hope things are going well for you and I am doing great.... Hugs and kisses

It was my tuesday today at work and it certainly makes my whole week better seeing you have checked in
I hope all is well and will send you an e-mail or two
Smiles ,Hugs and Kisses for You My Angel

 

[frdrcnjohn]

Hi Tammy

Its been a busy week off and I do miss seeing you and talking at you a lot
I hope with the cooler weather coming on I will catch up with you
Smiles ,Hugs and Kisses for You My Angel

 

[frdrcnjohn]

Hi Tammy

I am about to finish my work week and thought I would drop by and say Hi
I hope all is well with you
You are in my thoughts and prayers each day
Smiles ,Hugs and Kisses for You my Angel

 

[frdrcnjohn]

Hi Tammy

Droping by to wish upon you a Happy all hallows weekend
I miss you not being around educating us on all the history you share with all of us
I Miss You
Smiles ,Hugs and Kisses for You my Angel

 

[frdrcnjohn]

Hi My Angel Tammy

Another week has gone by and I have not heard ro seen you
I hope you are well and life is Good for You
I miss talking with you a lot and hope to soon
Smiles,Hugs and Kisses for You

 

[frdrcnjohn]

Hi Tammy

Just wondering if you are doing well
You are in my thoughts and prayers
Miss having you here furthering my education of the important
things in life
Smiles ,Hugs and Kisses for You my Angel

 

[frdrcnjohn]

Hi Tammy

Iy seems I am the only one left that will allways adore and admire you
It has been some time since I have dropped by to say Hi and wish you only the best
I hope you enjoyed the Thanksgiving holiday and was surrounded by the ones that Love you
I just wished I was there also
I am looking forward to a good Christmas and hope to hear from you before then
Smiles ,Hugs and Kisses for you My Angel

 

[tulsatwisters]

Iy seems I am the only one left that will allways adore and admire you
It has been some time since I have dropped by to say Hi and wish you only the best
I hope you enjoyed the Thanksgiving holiday and was surrounded by the ones that Love you
I just wished I was there also
I am looking forward to a good Christmas and hope to hear from you before then
Smiles ,Hugs and Kisses for you My Angel

Well, one admirer is good enough for me... I hope life is treating you in a grand way, Have a Merry Christmas John :kiss

And with Christmas on it's Merry way, a repeat story of reindeer seems in order.


I have recently come across compelling scientific evidence that reindeer can travel at very high altitudes. It was all in response to a friend who challenged my hypothesis that if you trace erroneous science-based beliefs back far enough, you can usually find some original grain of truth, or at least where they went wrong. His immediate rejoinder was to ask me about the scientific fact behind Santa’s flying reindeer. It turns out the answer is far more pharmacological and anthropological than aerodynamic.

In northern Siberia, the reindeer developed a taste for those colorful red and white mushrooms, fly agaric (amanita muscaria), and would eat them till they’re higher than a kite. Anyone eating the meat of such reindeer got equally high. The village shamen soon figured out the connection as well as how to reduce the toxicity of the mushrooms while increasing the potency. They claimed it helped them fly. Folks in the far north had not yet discovered the art of fermentation, so the fly-in visits from the shamen with his mushroom treats were much anticipated. A further point…many shamanistic Arctic tribes such as the Koryaks of Siberia lived in semi underground yurt-like structures, whose only entrance was a ladder through the smoke hole. The shamen would climb down with his sack of red and white gifts, helping to pass the dreary Arctic winter.

Then, in 1931, a young Swedish artist named Haddon Sundblom, obviously familiar with the tales, created a jolly round Santa Claus as a Christmas icon for his client, Coca Cola, using the company’s familiar red and white colors. Coke notes with pride that until that time, St. Nick appeared in any number of guises, from a somber man in priestly garb to a green-clad elf, and it was only after Haddon had developed the character over several years that the jolly fat Santa, his clothes the same color as the mushroom, became our Christmas standard-bearer. He was shown actually drinking his first Coke in 1934.

I should point out that I have not studied this tale of anthropological and mycological lore to the level of looking at the original studies, so the possibility exists that this is a wonderfully collective put-up job by several august scientific bodies and respected universities such as the British Mycological Society and the University of Oslo, but I doubt it. However, in doing the research on the flying reindeer, I found almost countless web sources about Solstice traditions and celebrations taking place in every corner of the world. It seems we humans have an almost unlimited number of ways to celebrate the fact that for all of us, the days will soon be getting longer and sunnier.

So, here we are sitting on a pretty blue planet, warmed as we circle a rather typical type G star, located in a remote spiral arm of a nice, but unexceptional galaxy, and we’ve made it round one more time. Regardless of your perspective on who, if anyone, really runs the show, it’s hard to find fault with Tiny Tim’ s last hopeful, redeeming and inclusive line from Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. "God Bless us all. Everyone."

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[frdrcnjohn]

Well, one admirer is good enough for me... I hope life is treating you in a grand way, Have a Merry Christmas John :kiss

And with Christmas on it's Merry way, a repeat story of reindeer seems in order.


I have recently come across compelling scientific evidence that reindeer can travel at very high altitudes. It was all in response to a friend who challenged my hypothesis that if you trace erroneous science-based beliefs back far enough, you can usually find some original grain of truth, or at least where they went wrong. His immediate rejoinder was to ask me about the scientific fact behind Santa’s flying reindeer. It turns out the answer is far more pharmacological and anthropological than aerodynamic.

In northern Siberia, the reindeer developed a taste for those colorful red and white mushrooms, fly agaric (amanita muscaria), and would eat them till they’re higher than a kite. Anyone eating the meat of such reindeer got equally high. The village shamen soon figured out the connection as well as how to reduce the toxicity of the mushrooms while increasing the potency. They claimed it helped them fly. Folks in the far north had not yet discovered the art of fermentation, so the fly-in visits from the shamen with his mushroom treats were much anticipated. A further point…many shamanistic Arctic tribes such as the Koryaks of Siberia lived in semi underground yurt-like structures, whose only entrance was a ladder through the smoke hole. The shamen would climb down with his sack of red and white gifts, helping to pass the dreary Arctic winter.

Then, in 1931, a young Swedish artist named Haddon Sundblom, obviously familiar with the tales, created a jolly round Santa Claus as a Christmas icon for his client, Coca Cola, using the company’s familiar red and white colors. Coke notes with pride that until that time, St. Nick appeared in any number of guises, from a somber man in priestly garb to a green-clad elf, and it was only after Haddon had developed the character over several years that the jolly fat Santa, his clothes the same color as the mushroom, became our Christmas standard-bearer. He was shown actually drinking his first Coke in 1934.

I should point out that I have not studied this tale of anthropological and mycological lore to the level of looking at the original studies, so the possibility exists that this is a wonderfully collective put-up job by several august scientific bodies and respected universities such as the British Mycological Society and the University of Oslo, but I doubt it. However, in doing the research on the flying reindeer, I found almost countless web sources about Solstice traditions and celebrations taking place in every corner of the world. It seems we humans have an almost unlimited number of ways to celebrate the fact that for all of us, the days will soon be getting longer and sunnier.

So, here we are sitting on a pretty blue planet, warmed as we circle a rather typical type G star, located in a remote spiral arm of a nice, but unexceptional galaxy, and we’ve made it round one more time. Regardless of your perspective on who, if anyone, really runs the show, it’s hard to find fault with Tiny Tim’ s last hopeful, redeeming and inclusive line from Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. "God Bless us all. Everyone."

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You don't know how big a Smile just came accross my face seeing you have been here My Angel Tammy
Seeing that you are allright has brought a great weight off my heart
I am sending you the Best Christmas wishes and Prayers
along with Lots of Love and Admiration for you
Love John

 

[BlackManFux]

You have more than one fan. I may be new, but I'm just as appreciative.

 

[frdrcnjohn]

Hi Tammy

Droping by to wish you well
My thoughts and prayers allways have you in them
I allways look forward to hearing from you
Smiles ,Hugs and Kisses for You My Angel