Just a little Hello

[Boundlust]

Would love to lounge by the pool with you

 

[fallen_1]

that reminds me, I need to check out your thread again, and see what you have been up to.........

about 7 inches and curving to the left

 

[youngleo]

I love that blonde hair

 

[tulsatwisters]

A Lucky Young Man

He's lucky that she isn't telling,
despite all her dad's angry yelling.
That mark on her neck
was more than a peck,
and could cause abdominal swelling!

 

[tulsatwisters]

about 7 inches and curving to the left

Yes I saw the the willie pics, your being a bit saucy

 

[fallen_1]

Yes I saw the the willie pics, your being a bit saucy

You saying I put sauce on my willy?

 

[tulsatwisters]

I mean your being a bit naughty in your posting

 

[tulsatwisters]

I want to go to Scotland
I want to find a man
with hairy legs and chest and face
no blond, blue eyes and tan
with muscles on his muscles
a strapping kind of lad
with kilt and great big sporran
that would make me glad!

I want to go to Scotland
I've been practising the dances
I can fling my leg right up to here
that should improve my chances
I do a real mean highland fling
I can strathspey, jig and reel
What I may lack in timing though
I make up for in feel

I want to go to Scotland
right to the northern bits
I know I'll freeze my bum off
and probably my tits
I'd certainly be noticed
that funny Aussie lass
who came to Scotland for a man
and left without her ass

I want to go to Scotland
Billy Connolly's so great
if just half the lads are like that
I'm sure to find a mate
and if he turns out boring
and has no sense of fun
I'll just pop over to Ireland
I'm not fussy where he's from

I want to go to Scotland
to roll among the heather
with Geordie, Bill or Robbie
or Glen or Tom ...whoever!
I want to meet the real men
The ones who play bagpipes
who breathe through nose & ears as well
that could keep me up all night!

I want to go to Scotland
to find my true soul mate
I hope they've not all moved away
I'm probably too late
I'd love to marry a Scottish man
and live inside a castle
though when I think of cleaning the thing
It's probably not worth the hassle

I want to go to Scotland
I'll go sometime this year
although I need to work a while
on letting go of fear
it's not the cold that scares me
colder places I have felt
I'm more afraid of what I'll find
when I look under their kilt

I've heard they keep their weapons there
a dagger, spear or club
and they keep them polished, shiny
and they'll offer you a rub
I don't think I could handle it
the pressure I mean, the fear...
No, I think I'll settle for an Aussie Boy
and stay put over here.

 

[fallen_1]

I mean your being a bit naughty in your posting

isn't that the idea?

 

[tulsatwisters]

There once was a fellow named Sweeney
Who spilled gin all over his weenie.
Not being uncouth,
He added vermouth
And slipped his amour a martini

 

[walkingeagle]

Hi again--your a poet!

 

[tulsatwisters]

Anyone around perviing this thread

 

[fallen_1]

Anyone around perviing this thread

I'm here

 

[tulsatwisters]

Good Afternoon to you Mr. fallen_1

 

[fallen_1]

Good Afternoon to you Mr. fallen_1

and hello to you Miss Twisters

 

[tulsatwisters]

I have about 300 pms..... no really.... a few brave souls post on this thread, but 30 to 1 send me a pm instead..... Anyway, I have a lot, and I mean, a lot of pms asking to see some tits.

So, I am not to sure about this.... but, I will post one..... so for all you pervs out there is is one pic and one only tits and hard nips.

 

[fallen_1]

I have about 300 pms..... no really.... a few brave souls post on this thread, but 30 to 1 send me a pm instead..... Anyway, I have a lot, and I mean, a lot of pms asking to see some tits.

So, I am not to sure about this.... but, I will post one..... so for all you pervs out there is is one pic and one only tits and hard nips.

LOL...cute.

I might get a PM a week...and that is just a response to someone else I PM'd lol

 

[tulsatwisters]

Other than just being a girl, I am not sure why I get so many pms.... The thing is, I want to chat here..... I can not figure out why the guys pm me several times, but never post anything on my thread ????????


Hey! lets ask,

all you guys, looking at this thread, why arent you posting anything??????

maybe we can do a poll kinda thing, hummmm

 

[fallen_1]

Other than just being a girl, I am not sure why I get so many pms.... The thing is, I want to chat here..... I can not figure out why the guys pm me several times, but never post anything on my thread ????????


Hey! lets ask,

all you guys, looking at this thread, why arent you posting anything??????

maybe we can do a poll kinda thing, hummmm

I usually PM if I want to say something I don't want to be public...or if we're chatting and getting into more personal stuff

 

[tulsatwisters]

I can see that......

most of the pms are, your pretty type, very tame could be posted on the thread type.

post a couple of times on the thread, then pm me if you want something more private to ask or say.

I do not mind the pms, just been wondering why so many, saying things that could be posted here.

I have looked at seveal thread where xyz person says Hi and then has two pages of posts before xyz says anything else. Just makes my head spin

 

[fallen_1]

I can see that......

most of the pms are, your pretty type, very tame could be posted on the thread type.

post a couple of times on the thread, then pm me if you want something more private to ask or say.

I do not mind the pms, just been wondering why so many, saying things that could be posted here.

I have looked at seveal thread where xyz person says Hi and then has two pages of posts before xyz says anything else. Just makes my head spin

I dunno..people are weird. I've had people flirt up a storm with me on a thread, and I PM them or something and they either ignore me...or tell me something rude...after having flirted with me.

 

[tulsatwisters]

that is the type of thing I am having trouble with... your right it is a weird way to treat someone. I does not hurt to be nice.....

It does seem that most of the people are nice, some are horn dogs but nice horn dogs.....

Overall most of the guys and gals are a lot of fun to chat with... and I have a lot of fun here.

 

[tulsatwisters]

Another little fun pic.....

 

[tulsatwisters]

It's cartoon time

 

[tulsatwisters]

a couple more laughs