Just for Fun. Sex Position.

[TarnishedPenny]

The B-52.

The woman is taken from behind, her arms and legs extended widely to the side like an airplane's wings and elevators. This can be done with her suspended with ropes or in waist-deep water.


Next: Eden's Apple

 

[Duleigh]

The B-52.

The woman is taken from behind, her arms and legs extended widely to the side like an airplane's wings and elevators. This can be done with her suspended with ropes or in waist-deep water.


Next: Eden's Apple

Having worked on B-52 for a long time I'd add that this position takes at least 10 hours

 

[Voboy]

The B-52.

The woman is taken from behind, her arms and legs extended widely to the side like an airplane's wings and elevators. This can be done with her suspended with ropes or in waist-deep water.


Next: Eden's Apple

Eden's Apple is a very advanced position in which the male partner positions himself between his female partner's thighs. He places his chin in the woman's pubic hair, then swallows repeatedly. The idea is that the man's Adam's Apple makes contact with the clitoris; orgasmic stimulation is then achieved by the swallowing motion of the man's Apple pulsating against the woman.

Potted plants are encouraged, for that "garden" feel. Extra points are available if the woman's name is Eden.

Next: "The Hang Glider"

 

[Duleigh]

Fallen Angel

Considered one of the most advanced, difficult, yet rewarding positions in Colorado!

After an incredible spill on the slopes (Also known as a "Yard Sale" where the snowboarder/skier is tumbling down the hill and hat, gloves, goggles, mask, boots, socks, snowboard or skis, all scatters from the tumbling body)

Equipment needed: Cell phone to record the event

Position: Depends on the fallen angel, if it's her then missionary, if it's him then it's cowgirl.

To properly perform the Fallen Angel, one must have sex with the Fallen skier/snowboarder within 48 hours of being released by the Emergency Room but before their dose of prescribed AND unprescribed pain medications. Photos of your O Face and their A Faces (A = Agony) are taken for the party at the end of the season to compare (Don't worry, you won't be alone, not with the gang up at Snowmass and Breckenridge!)

Next up:

The Lawn Dart

 

[Kinkygirl31]

The Lawn Dart is a scintillating party game that'll leave you comparing grass stained and scraped knees with your friends! Remember the days of musical chairs? Red Light, Green Light? The extremely dangerous and legally fraught game of lawn darts? Flex those rusty skills by playing the new and improved adult game, Lawn Dart!

You'll need: a large grassy field, several rowdy friends (be sure they're not allergic to grass! Itchy hives are the opposite of fun!), and a way to play some jaunty music on a timer. Gloves and lube are recommended, or a penis (all non-porous types welcome). Be sure to ask about any potential allergies to play materials as well.

1. Go to your favorite grassy clearing - do NOT choose a field anywhere near a school or playground! A privately owned or remote area is ideal. All players should strip naked - last one to strip is named the "Champ" and the Champ chooses someone to be the Jukebox.

2. The champ will don gloves and lubricate the fingers or expose a penis (also lubed please). The Jukebox will play a jaunty tune for 15 seconds, while players scurry away.

3. When the music stops at 15 seconds, scurrying players must drop to all fours and stick their asses in the air.

4. The Jukebox plays a jaunty tune for 20 seconds, in which the Champ is allowed to move toward a potential target. If the Champ reaches the target before the music stops, they must attempt to land their "dart" into an exposed orifice! If the music stops before the Champ reaches someone, they must freeze.

5, The Jukebox plays the music in the same alternating 15 and 20 second orifices. Game ends when the Champ sinks their lawn dart! The loser becomes the next Champ and chooses the next Jukebox. And so on and so on until players want to land more than their lawn darts...

 

[Voboy]

Okay. I'll bite.

The Jukebox!

The man lays down, penis extended and upright. Multiple naked, wet women sit in a rack against the wall (the number of women depends on the length of the wall). On the ceiling is a track system, with an automated hoist and a computer-controlled claw mechanism. The women all sit with their knees to their chest and their arms wrapped around their knees. Beneath each woman is an alphanumeric label: D3, J18, S3, etc.

The man punches in a selection, after inserting a quarter (or two plays for 40 cents).

Instantly, the claw moves along its track to the selected woman. It descends over her, the metal caging her gently, and closes around her such that her weight can be safely transferred from the rack to the hoist. With a pleasing whirr, the selected woman is lifted slowly from the rack, then shuffled along the track until she is suspended directly above the man's erection. It is important that the woman keeps her knees to her chest.

The hoist lowers the woman onto the penis. Then, one hopes, she spins...

Next up:

The Hindenburg

 

[MediocreAuthor]

The Hindenburg

This one is dangerous, but highly rewarding if successful.

It requires an man to lie on his back, with his fully erect phallus pointing skyward. (Like the boarding tower of an inflatable dirigible).

Then a BBW stands over him, and after smoking a cigarette, she pratfalls... Attempting to catch his entire manhood in her open mouth.

If planned and orchestrated properly, the man receives a fantastic deepthroat.
If her aim is off however... Oh the humanity...


Next:
The Piano

 

[PandemicReader8]

The Piano

A particularly odd form of mutual masturbation, a man and a woman sit back to back, either on the ground or some sort of bench. They lean back against each other the entire time, allowing each to sense the movements of the other.

The woman must insert earplugs and may not speak. She then begins to masturbate.

The man must, first of all, not be into this whole thing. He too masturbates, but at a languid, disinterested pace.

The woman may not be more energetic in her pursuit of release than her partner. She may, using a remote or some sort of a music streaming service, communicate the desired speed to her partner by selecting music of said tempo.

She may not come until he does.

He must not come, but rather at some point, simply get up and walk away.

Up Next:

Polish Annexation

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Polish Annexation

The Polish Annexation

This one is generally considered non-con, and therefore is quite obviously illegal in most areas.

It requires an Austrian man to take a Polish woman, forcefully, even though he swore to his buddies multiple times that he wouldn't.

He will normally claim that he did it only to keep his Russian colleague from getting to her first.

Even though she's clearly not interested, it often takes around 6 years for the relationship to end, although sometimes she winds up hooking up with the Russian, (which is only marginally better for her, honestly).

At the end of their relationship, the Austrian normally offs himself. (Good riddance).

[It's customary for him to have a funny little mustache]

Next: The Literotica

 

[PandemicReader8]

The Literotica

This is a favorite form of a quickie.

Typically executed in the back seat of a 2003 Honda Accord while parked behind the local Dollar General, this position always involves a couple, one or both of which are married but not to the other.

Proper scheduling is vital to this position! The position is easiest to achieve while one's spouse is at work and the other is inside the Dollar General for Spray Cheese and pork cracklins.

Mastery is acknowledged if the position can be pulled off - to completion - while the uninvolved spouse(s) are in the front seat and blissfully unaware.

Up Next

The Pirate's Wench

 

[MediocreAuthor]

The Pirate's Wench

The Pirates Winch

This one requires a Somalian Man with a woman who is NOT from Somalia. It also requires a pulley, a hand-crank, and a lot of rope.

He hog-ties her naked body up, and with a series of cables and pulleys, he allows her to ride him cowgirl or reverse cowgirl, as he uses the pulley and the hand-crank to raise and lower her off his....

OH WAIT... You said Pirate's  WENCH?!

Oh, that one's a lot simpler!

The man and women both wear pirate costumes while they fuck, and he says "YARRR" a lot, while she refers to his cock as a "cannon" (parrot optional)

Next up

The Penis

 

[Nutbutterbish]

 The Penis
 A tall man is seated at a table with several women waiting to be served a meal by at least one of them. After quietly sitting, waiting, and waiting, everyone gets a bit nervous. One of the women, usually a blonde, will cut the tension and sharply utter the word penis. The man swiftly stands up, placing his limp cock on the table. Now, it's dinner time. The women, one by one, crawl up on the table with one goal to get it hard.

Following...
 The Guiding light

 

[Story_Before_Sex]

"The Guiding Light"

A man and a woman turn off all the lights in their house and get naked. The man puts on a glow-in-the-dark cock ring, leading the woman around the house to have sex in different locations.

Following...
The Dump Truck

 

[MediocreAuthor]

The Dump Truck

A woman (or occasionally a man) endowed with an unusually wide and curvy buttocks is required to bare said bottom.

She (or he) is then required to bend over and "back it up," as it were, towards their seated partner's face, while twerking, and saying "doot doot doot!"

It is then customary for the partner to eat ass...

Scat, while certainly not necessary (and generally advised against) does create a more "realistic" experience analogous to a real life dump-truck.

Next up: The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

 

[Nutbutterbish]

 The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich 


Recognized in cuisine but lost to the world of sexual perversions, this position involves a trigger warning for anyone allergic to nuts or grapes and those lacking in creativity. This hack position was founded in the 1970s before the harsh burdens of gluten-free lifestyles and may or may not include bread.


After a long day smoking weed and edging in their mom's basement, one may realize their hunger and sex drive are compatible enough to be solved in one feast. He or she becomes a 'Feaster' searching for a specific 'Sandwich.'


The Feaster: Usually a dominant with some control over their partner(Good Luck finding that)


The Sandwich: Usually a willing subject who has at least a sliver of respect for the Feaster and a low tolerance for nut allergies(Again, good luck finding that)


The Feaster will order The Sandwich to smear the asshole with jam, then apply a generous amount of PB to their remote regions, whether pussy lips or flaccid penis.
After the Sub has generously placed the condiments to the Feaster's liking, the human grinder sits upon their face, plopping ass first onto their mouth.


The Feaster is in Shangri-la, enjoying their two snacks. Depending on the Dom, the Sandwich is adequately eaten before being placed back into the closet until morning.


The Bend and Snap

 

[D3vilfish]

The Bend and Snap

Descovered by accident in the fashion scene, the position requiers a small purchase every time it is tried.

The woman buys a bodysuit, leotard or catsuit one size too small for her. she bends over and where the outfit snaps the man gets to fuck her.

An easy bend will ususally result in anal sex, to get fucked in her pussy a woman has to be more flexible.

The Bluetooth Keyboard

 

[RicoLouis]

The Bluetooth Keyboard

A favorite of lite writers. One person sits on a desk and places a keyboard against there buttocks. The second person penetrates them vigorously as there balls pound on the keyboard. When they cum the resulting text smashed out by the balls is published on lit after running it through an AI writing program. Length of story depends on the performance of the writer.

Next up: The Alice In Wonderland.

 

[Nutbutterbish]

 The Alice In Wonderland

Shortened to The A&W, not to be confused with the fast food chain:
This rare but shocking gangbang fantasy position consists of various men and women and usually lasts into the night seemingly like a nightmare.

A creepy smiling man will place you in a hole in the ground with your head sticking out. By this time, you are insatiable and curious about your surroundings, having no clue of the challenges ahead. After a wait, a man will approach you with a cup of tea and place a church hat on your head. Why? The world may never know. It seems the guy is a bit unhinged.

Before you can finish your tea, a manic, timid, and occasionally aggressive man tells you to suck his cock. It's not known why, but the man must wear a pocket watch and be in one hell of a hurry to finish. It's a nice cock and tastes like carrots for some odd reason.

Before you swallow the hectic man's load, a woman appears, screaming like a banshee and commanding you to lick her cunt while, in turn, calling you a cunt and other profanities.

As with the pocket watch man, she's a redheaded firecracker and yells for you to eat her cunt fast, or she will cut your head off. It's sick but an erotic threat, especially to her husband, who jacks off in the corner begging his queen not to behead a single soul. Everyone is smoking hookah, so the fog makes it hard to focus on her clit. When the grinning man appears back in sight, you gasp, wondering why he is so happy, before returning to lick that red crotch like a cat lapping milk.


 Next up: The Hog Slide

 

[HordHolm]

The Hog Slide

You will require:

• a slight incline
• plastic sheeting to cover the length of the incline from its highest point
• a liberal application of sunflower oil
• two participants (can be M/F, M/M, F/M or F/F, though if the woman is to be on the bottom a suitable strap-on or inserted toy for penetrating the other partner is required)
• bacon or suitable vegetarian/vegan alternative

The penetrating partner is covered in sunflower oil, as is the plastic sheeting covering the incline. The penetrating partner then lies flat on their back, their penetrating implement (penis or toy) standing proud. The partner to be penetrated must rapidly assume the reverse cowboy position before the penetrating partner slides away, then, once the pair begin to slide they squeal like hogs, from either pleasure or fear at the impending bottom of the incline and what might be lurking there (a stream, a dry stone wall, a thicket of thistles, a stack of farm equipment, etc). In extreme cases the hog squeals will be of both pleasure and fear.


You may ask what purpose the bacon serves. The bacon is there because everything is better with bacon.


Next Position: The Centrifuge

 

[Milo_Grigsby]

The Centrifuge
2 person
You will require
- A standard Olympic pairs figure skating rink
- At least 12 years of pairs figure skating training and experience

Basically, a variation of standing missionary but on skates. The female starts being held and penetrated by the man, legs around hips and arms around neck. Then the male begins to spin in place as the female releases her hold on his neck, doing a full lay back, holding on with only her legs. In the Basic Position the male can hold the female's hips, Advance Position he releases his grip and does a partial layback as well.

Gold Medal - Simultaneous Climax in Advanced Position
Silver Medal - Either Party Climax in Advance Position
Bronze Medal - Simultaneous Climax in Basic Position

Automatic Disqualification for:
(1) Fall resulting in concussion of either party (prior to climax)
(2) Use of any foreign substance intended to increase grip on the inner thighs for the female
(3) Use of any foreign substance intended to increase grip on the outer hips of the male
(4) Use of any device or Performance Enhancing Drug (PED) designed to unnaturally:
(a) increase the girth of the make partners penis OR
(b) decrease the size of the female partners vagina.

Disqualification Rule 4 is also referred to as the Lotacocktha Rule. named after the legendary Russian Sex Skating Pair Ivantya and Igotta Lotacocktha, who in 1977 simultaneously set the world Record for Continuous Spinning, Speed Spin and Multiple Orgasms for the Female. Famously Ivana finished the move in Advance Position by releasing her legs from Igotta's hips and going into a spread-eagle position, staying joined with Igotta only through coital contact . Unfortunately, Ivana suffered a career ending catastrophic injury when attempting to repeat the move a year later when the specially designed cock ring on Igotta failed. The International Sex Skating Committee (ISSC) subsequently banned the cock ring and Igotta and Ivana were retroactively stripped of their medals. They are now happily living somewhere in the San Fernando Valley training the next generation of sex skaters and running a successful network of CamGirls.

Next Challenge (staying with the figure skating theme) - Kiss & Cry

 

[Nutbutterbish]

You've made it all so tricky. I hate you for that since I have enjoyed these exercises. Say you're not a figure skater expert and you're a regular person. Say you've cried and kissed everyone's ass all day with thoughts of how you should go about writing a sexual position for the above poster. Say you've sobbed all day, and you take a drive to clear your mind, but a cop pulls you over for a dead tag.

Ah, ugh, more to cry about, eh?


That is until he leans into the window and flutters his lips against yours with the intent to pull you in. Then boom! Bam! Thank you ma'am you're in the back seat of your car as this copper fucks the hell out of you. You throw that ass back with class, and thankfully after he's done, he doesn't give you a ticket. You're so damn happy you come home with inspiration for a new sexual position called the Kiss & Cry. If this doesn't count spank me.

 Next: The Ring a Round My Rosy

 

[AchtungNight]

A character must rove between seven areas designated “Santos”, “Chilliad”, “Fiero”, “Quebrados”, “69”, “Venturas”, and “Verdant Meadows” committing appropriate acts in each and experiencing audience reactions that match the names. Intent is to gather the interests of as many people as possible.

“Crime Fantasy.”

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Crime Fantasy

This is a combination of role playing and position. The female plays the "Crime Scene", arranging her body in an awkward pose. The male plays the "Forensic Investigator," and must collect evidence by testing every opening in the crime scene for its reaction to seminal fluids without disturbing the scene.

Next up: "A Night at the Opera"

 

[PandemicReader8]

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings." — Ed Gardner

To an entire generation, opera is also about a cross dressing rabbit tormenting a hapless hunter. This is the inspiration for our next position. A Night At The Opera, begins with a fundamental consent decree. Partner A agrees that, should Partner B manage to catch and restrain them, then B can use them in any way they like, the rougher the better.

Once this is agreed, Partner A - known henceforth as the Wabbit - strips naked and then undresses and massages every part of Partner B - aka the Fudd - using everything except their hands. The Wabbit can rub anything up, down, over or about their partner, but like soccer, hands off. Breasts on bald heads are greatly encouraged. During this full body massage, the Fudd makes repeated and persistent attempts to seize the Wabbit, who must continue the massage while evading the Fudd's grasp. The use of oil based hair tonic by the Wabbit is totally Hoyle.

Bonus points if the Wabbit dons a fluffy bunny tail plug.

Up Next: Cirque du... Sorbet?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The world-famous "Cirque du Sorbet" is as difficult to perform as it is renowned, and should only be attempted by highly-skilled professionals. The maneuver is also know as <<le soixante-neuf volant,>> and requires a big-top tent to perform. The couple approach each other, tout déshabillé, in the center of the tent and each takes hold of a sturdy cloth streamer suspended from the center of the tent's roof. The man then takes the woman by the waist and turns her upside down. The pair then rotate while beginning to engage in oral gratification upon each other until their streamers are twisted together from bottom to top. Next they curl themselves upward, hand-over-hand, wrapping themselves in the twisted streamers while continuing their mutual oral ministrations. When they reach the top, they spin until they are each about to climax. At that point they let go of the streamers and free-fall towards earth. They stop just before hitting the ground, and each then gives the other a full serving of "sorbet."

Next up: The Pinwheel