Just heard this on CNN...

[cymbidia]

At a hastily called press conference this morning, Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Ben Dover, warned the United States that if military action continues against Afghanistan, Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.



Okay! Okay! Don't shoot!
It's bad. It might even be tasteless, crude, and rude. Even teetering toward prejudiced, maybe (although i am not!).
But it's funny too, and you know it.

 

[Kymberley]

No please say it ain't so


Great, another thing we are not prepared to deal with. Next thing you know, the morning television slam sessions made so popular by Jerry and Ricki will now be sponsored by some "Learn to be a convience store manager in just 6 short months" college.

Surely we must do something to stop this outrage.

Just who do the Taliban think they are cutting of our supply like that?

 

[koalabear]

welllllllllll

no one said people at the BB were sane....................

 

[Renegade]

Long as they leave Apu here, then I'll be happy.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Shoot ya.......I'll bloody well fill ya full of lead if you keep using that damn grey text.........strained my buggering eyes trying to read it

 

[cymbidia]

Shoot ya.......I'll bloody well fill ya full of lead if you keep using that damn grey text.........strained my buggering eyes trying to read it

Just run your cursor over the bloody silver text, darlin'. Yeh. Easy. Slow. Light touch. Oh yeh. You know just how to do it... it'll darken right up for you...