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jtmalone70 said:...oh, and Peter H., you're EXACTLY the type of guy I'd date. EXACTLY. Why you're not hitched to someone is beyond me.![]()
...vancoouverite, you're a suave man in a three-piece suit on the 20th floor.![]()
Ok! Check THIS out! I *totally* did not plan this pose at all. I just jumped in front of the camera, struck a pose real quick without thinking too much about it, and I'm gonna say... man, that's not bad! lol
....*WHOOT*WHOOT*WHOOT*... EGO ALERT! EGO ALERT!


jtmalone70 said:Umm... side benefits.
What do you think, vancoouverite? Hmm. Are there any benefits to being a friend?
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...oh gawd... don't answer that...
"Mmmm.... Oh wow... mmm... Ooo... AH... OH... yeahhhhh... oh, god, you sexy boy, you are sooo amazing... sooo good to me... oh that's nice.. OHhhhhhhh that is soooo ni- OH! OH! HA! oh my god... oh my gooooooooodddddddd.... UGH UGH OH FUCK OH FUCK YES OH MY GOD! OHHHHHH HA HA OH OH OH OH!! OHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ ahhh god, let me suck it clean for you....Mmmmmmmmm........"
That was me having a very intense fake orgasm, in reply to your amazingly un-erotic statement.
I think a certain user named vancoouverite can tell you what happens, when you're really nice to me and treat me like a human being, instead of an animal on stage.
I really do appreciate the compliments the people in here give me, particularly when they're phrased such as Peter H's. But, no, I really DO NOT expect ANYTHING from ANYONE. I only posted my pictures -no, the pictures that belong to my husband- for ME. And I stated why, quite a few posts back. And it has NOTHING to do with my stupid ego. You'll never hear me say, "Oh gee, aren't I just so wonderful and perfect and beautiful?!?!?" I'll talk about my brains, though.
I NEVER let the compliments go to my head. EVER. I don't post these, in order to fish for unwarranted praise. The praise I most value is when people write to me or chat with me online and tell me how they liked my stories, and not that they jerked off a dozen times to them. It really makes me feel good to know that some people laughed and cried and say they felt like they were right there with me, when I actually lived through my Colorado story. I like how someone such as my friend Peter writes to me outa the blue, simply because he saw a post of mine somewhere else on this forum and it intrigued him enough to read my stories, and those in turn prompted him to write to me. YES, I like that. Peter and Hotwhlz05 and vancoourverite and a bunch of other guys who've written to me or chatted with me online and that were really nice and kind and sweet and thoughtful and funny and made me laugh and feel good and brightened my day or cheered me up when I couldn't sleep because of my stupid insomnia - well, I'm sorry if I forgot all your names, I really am. But you guys have been so nice to me. You don't say rude things. You know when to joke and when to be serious. You respect me and my family, and you don't say awful things about them. You don't say things like, "Oh baby, I'd love to see those holes filled."
God, that's just a rude thing to say. I mean, yeah, you know, I'm no dope. I knew, when I posted these stupid pictures, someone would probably say something dumb. Heck, you know, I guess I can't blame them, either. But, for the life of me, I can't believe for a second that there's a single lady in this particular forum that finds that sort of phraseology arousing let alone complimentary. All it means is, you think she's a piece of meat, there for your own amusement. I did this for ME. They do it for their OWN reasons, but I'll bet a paycheck, when you get down to it, their reasons don't differ much from my own.
Well, sorry for the stupid rant. I'm not a mean person at all. Not in the least. I really try to be respectful of other people at all times. Well, ok, I'm sorry if this wasn't one of those times. Yeah, I could probably have gone back and deleted all this, but that would be unfair. I speak my mind and want others to do the same with me, good or bad. So, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not mad or anything, I just don't think it proper to treat women, or ANYONE, like they're an animal on stage.
Like I said, I'm doing this for me and no one else. I'm not a wild and crazy person in the least, and if you knew me in person, you'd probably be pretty surprised that I'd post pictures like this, let alone take them for my husband, and least of all write a story about our personal life, which I know 99% of the population would look at in disgust, even if I said until I turned purple that he's not my biological dad. I do this for me, because I'm NOT this type of person. I do this for me, because I'm a HUGE wimp. My husband and kids are all in tai kwon do and are really good at it, but I chickened out and signed up for tai chi. And, yes, when I go out with my husband or go see my sons at college, I hang onto their arms in public or in bars or clubs, because I don't want someone coming up and pestering me and hitting on me and spilling beer on me and drooling all over me. I like knowing I have three big men there to protect me. That's how much of a wimp I am. But not Sammy and Sandy. I've seen those two girls slap guys right across the face, when they put their hands someplace they weren't wanted. If it were me, I'd run away and hide behind my husband or one of my sons, which I HAVE done.
Well, I'm a wimp at heart. I'm too scared to put my last name on my stories. I'm even afraid someone who knows me is gonna see my picture and say, "Oh My God! That's the woman from the library!" No, I don't work there. I volunteer there, and you'd probably laugh, if I told you what I did. I read to kids on Thursdays, because it's fun, they're fun, and I like doing something good for my community, even if it doesn't mean squat in the big picture. Well, I think it means something and maybe one day one of those little people will be inspired to do something big with their life because of it.
Ok, anyway, sorry AGAIN for the stupid rant. Bleh. I'm just tired from mowing, I guess. I feel a little cranky, so, hey my apologies.
Wanna see a picture of me from high school?! Well, it's pretty old and I had to blow it up, since I had to scan it straight from the yearbook. Still, I don't think you can miss the red hair.![]()
CUBANMALE said:I have to admit it. When I first saw your picture in your thread I was ready to report you for underage. then as I read, I realized that I would had been really stupid if I had done that.
You are a beautiful and young looking woman, and with a brain to match. I read some of your blog, and I would read your story as work permit; but up to now everything is really impresive. Your husband is a lucky guy.
jtmalone70 said:Umm... side benefits.
Well, I can't offer you a decent dental plan, but, hey, I might send you my new story before I submit it to this website!


jtmalone70 said:...oh, and Peter H., you're EXACTLY the type of guy I'd date. EXACTLY. Why you're not hitched to someone is beyond me.![]()
...vancoouverite, you're a suave man in a three-piece suit on the 20th floor.![]()
Ok! Check THIS out! I *totally* did not plan this pose at all. I just jumped in front of the camera, struck a pose real quick without thinking too much about it, and I'm gonna say... man, that's not bad! lol
....*WHOOT*WHOOT*WHOOT*... EGO ALERT! EGO ALERT!
Well, sure, I refer to him as "Dad" quite a bit, though simply because that's pretty much what everyone else calls him here at home. When they're not around, yeah, sometimes I call him "Dad", but most of the time, it's Stephen.
I think the kids would probably agree about those names being titles of respect. Besides, they don't have too many options, when it comes to addressing us!
jtmalone70 said:...oh, and Peter H., you're EXACTLY the type of guy I'd date. EXACTLY. Why you're not hitched to someone is beyond me.![]()
...vancoouverite, you're a suave man in a three-piece suit on the 20th floor.![]()
Ok! Check THIS out! I *totally* did not plan this pose at all. I just jumped in front of the camera, struck a pose real quick without thinking too much about it, and I'm gonna say... man, that's not bad! lol
....*WHOOT*WHOOT*WHOOT*... EGO ALERT! EGO ALERT!
jtmalone70 said:More goofing with the camera!
jtmalone70 said:...hehe...
You don't think I've changed even a little over the years?
GOOD.![]()
I think I have!
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