jtmalone70
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jtmalone70 said:Nooo...
They don't know anything about any of this. None of them do.
jtmalone70 said:Oh sure, I mean, yeah... She and I are good friends and all, but there's sorta the obvious limit, too. I don't ask about her personal life, aside from what a parent should, and she doesn't make inquiries regarding mine. She's 18. She's an adult.
But, hey, if we see a cute guy, yeah, we'll talk about him.![]()

jtmalone70 said:Ummmmm...
No.
jtmalone70 said:Hmm...
Well, someone emailed asking if they could see my husband and I, umm... well, having "fun", so to speak. Err... I don't think he'd go along with that idea, given what he does for a living, BUT! ... here's a picture of him and I at a bed & breakfast one weekend.
He's a BIG man, too. I mean, BIG - which works out well for me, because that's the way I like him!![]()
And, if you're wondering, he's laughing and getting undressed, while asking me why I'm not doing the same. I just told him he has to earn "it".
...hehehe...
That's the only picture we took, too, because we sorta lost interest in the camera, once we got down to business.![]()

jtmalone70 said:Actually, he's a third degree black belt in Tai Kwon Do, though it's called a third dan or something like that.
So, um... Yeah, he's no one to trifle with! lol Well, I do, but, hey, what's he gonna do to ME? Nothing, that's what!![]()

jtmalone70 said:Umm, well, Sammy's a red belt, and she can test out for black any time now. I know you have to be at least 18 years old to do that.
Sandy's only 17 and she just got her red belt, but I doubt she'll be ready any time soon for testing out on black. I think that takes quite a while, anyway.
Both the boys are black belts, too.
I've never seen any of them really go all Kung Fu crazy on anyone. Now, that's not to say they've never used what they've learned. A few years back, Sammy and Steve were at the mall and saw a fight between some girls in the parking lot. I know that Steve went over to break it up, and one of the girls attacked him. Sam had gone to call for help, but I guess she saw her brother go down, so she ran back to protect him. He grabbed onto the girl being beat up to shield her with his body. And, man, he took some serious blows, too. He had a LOT of bruises and cuts.
Well, Sam ran back over there and was trying to pull these two girls off Steve, as they were attacking him the most. But I guess some girl took a swing at Sammy, which turned out to be a very bad idea. She can have quite a temper on her, and, man, I can only imagine what it'd be like, if someone were to strike her in anger. I guess she pretty much went Jackie Chan on them. lol
Someone had already called the police, though, so by the time they got there, the officers thought Sam was one of the girls who initiated the fight. And, from what I've heard of it, I just get this sorta funny mental image of her standing there by herself, surrounded by groaning bodies. lol
Well, yeah, the police initially handcuffed her, too, but she didn't put up a struggle or complain. They helped Steve and the girl he was protecting, took statements from everyone, and let Sam go after a few minutes.
Anyway, yeah, they're really good kids. There's just so much more to that sport than simply beating up your opponent. It really does go far to teach you mental and physical discipline.
I take Tai Chi.![]()
jtmalone70 said:Actually, he's a third degree black belt in Tai Kwon Do, though it's called a third dan or something like that.
So, um... Yeah, he's no one to trifle with! lol Well, I do, but, hey, what's he gonna do to ME? Nothing, that's what!![]()
self-explanatory. sorry, just felt the need to point that out, since you're an editor.jtmalone70 said:Well, my "Colorado" story is self-explainitory.
jtmalone70 said:New Year's Eve 1999!
jtmalone70 said:New Year's Eve 1999!