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I hope the rules were not shot out because of me. I am new here and did not mean to upset you. I love what you have going on here and would hate to be kicked off your list.
 
Hot tub and Grass

I did remember seeing on an earlier post the you hated mowing grass. I am with you on that one. Especially in the heat we have been having. It has been quite hot here in NC. I need to mow today or tomorrow and I'm dreading it.
I also saw where you mentioned you had a hut tub. Is it a jucuzzi or what brand. My wife works for a spa dealer here and we got a 4 person jucuzzi for a great deal. I absolutely love it except in the heat. There is nothing like jumping in it on a snowy day. I'd love to see it. Mine is sunk in the deck.
 
I agree with hottone69

hottone69 said:
I hope the rules were not shot out because of me. I am new here and did not mean to upset you. I love what you have going on here and would hate to be kicked off your list.

I feel the same way. All people should be treated with courtesy and respect, and you in particular.
 
jtmalone70 said:
....God, what an absolutely hideous outfit. ...hehehe...

It came with a white blouse that you wear underneith it... I kept the blouse, but eventually ditched the rest...

well, the outfit might be hideous but what's in it is extremely nice :devil:
 
just doin my part to keep you bumped up top, you're great and should be shared with the world :)
 
Wow. I just went through this whole thread and I am blown away.
Jess, you are so incredibly hot, the wallpaper in my office is peeling off the wall.

I just about fell off my chair when I saw the sex and anal photos. I don't think I've ever seen anything that straight-out sexual in this forum.

I also love the quality and clarity of your pictures. Who is taking all of them? Do you use the timer on the camera?

But one thing still nags at me. I cannot, simply cannot, believe that you are as old as you say you are. I would have guessed early twenties. For all of us unbelievers out here, how about a picture of your driver's licence or something. Obviously, you would black out any important information, but I'm getting a headache trying to reconcile your stated age with that nubile, perky little body and your angelic, youthful face. I am suffering some serious cognitive dissonance over this.

Anyway, I love this thread. Keep up this great gift to mankind!!
 
I just wanted to stop here and say hi... and subscribe to the thread so i'll ttyl
 
jtmalone70 said:
You will never guess the age difference between the first picture and the last two!!


The truth is that i am a little confused? Which is most recent? Anyway i would like to congratulate you for the thread and tell you that i enjoyed looking at your pics...You are one of the sexiest and hottest women in LIT. Trully i cant take my eyes off of the pics...You turned on a sexy and handsome guy of 23 years old..How do you feel? Also congratulations for your stories as well...This is the type of stories i like most!!!! Plz post more...
 
jtmalone70 said:
....God, what an absolutely hideous outfit. ...hehehe...

It came with a white blouse that you wear underneith it... I kept the blouse, but eventually ditched the rest...


Even sexier pics than the previous.....Baby, briefly i have got a instant hard on. The set" pretty in pink" and this one with the one piece have really turned me on...You are the hottest mother i have ever seen....Do you get turned on by the thought that a 23 years old handsome guy is looking at your pics and getting hot and hard???
 
Not getting it

LazarusLong101 said:
LMAO! that's to funny.... some guys just don't get it....


Surely didn't take the hint, came back for more...............


As always, thanks for sharing your beauty with us here Miss J.


take care,

lb

edited for spelling aka key strokes........lol
 
Jess, I went all the way through this thread again. You are delightfully funny - an obvious sense of humor shines through. Totally erotic... that you have a legion of fans is evidence enough of the esteem we all have of you.

Beauty, brains, a loving wife, mother .... 12 :rose: for you.... :)
 
jtmalone70 said:
Er... Just a few things I was thinking about.

1) I won't cyber with you. Ever. I'm not interested in it. I'm not even interested in watching you, so don't ask.

2) The fastest way to end up on my disable list is to talk ill of my family. Even the slightest hint of malfeasance will land you on my disable list.

3) I don't give second, third, and fourth chances. If you screwed up once, that's all it takes. With children, I have infinite patience. Not so with adults. So, don't even try to joke about certain things, and then pass it off as a jest. Don't email or IM me and say, "Want to cam with me?" and follow up with "Sorry, couldn't resist!" Please try. It's VERY annoying. As a few guys in here can tell you, yep, I can joke around quite a bit, when chatting with them, and, yep, sometimes our conversations get a little crazy, but I always know when and where to draw the line. So do they. If I you don't know how to have a nice, normal conversation with someone you only just now met, don't bother chatting with me, because I'll eventually stop replying.

4) If you do email or IM me, please have something substantial worth discussing. I don't mean to say I expect you to have a laundry list of topics ready to go, but it is VERY annoying, when all someone says is, "Hi. Saw your pictures." and then the conversation ends. Thank you, though. I appreciate the sentiment, but I really don't need to hear someone comment on my looks a dozen or more times a day. I'm very flattered, to be sure, and it NEVER goes to my head. However, if you want to get to know me, then it's sorta up to you to give me a reason to want to do so. Hence, if YOU send ME an instant message, the onus for maintaining the conversation falls on your shoulders. I'll do my part, but it's up to you to give me a reason to do so. If you say to me, "Umm... I don't know what else to say", I'm going to bid you farewell and close my IM window. There are millions of things to talk about, and if you can't think of one, then you don't really give me much reason to sit here and wait for something to come to your mind.

5) I am not easily fooled. Don't even try to slip something ilicit into the conversation. I know a doube entendre and sexual inuendo when I see one. If I think I know you well enough, sure, I might have some silly fun with you like that. Just ask Vancoouverite and johninlansing. With them, however, they also talk about a lot of different things. They know how to hold a conversation, even to the extent of keeping it lively and interesting. After a while, yes, I do tend to loosen my grip on my rules. But I NEVER entirely let them go.

6) I am not interested in your sob story. I hate to say that, but I can't begin to tell you how many times a fella has emailed or IM'd me saying, oh gosh, his wife is a sexual prude and if only he could find someone, a friend perchance?, that would allow him to work out his sexual frustrations, it would make him feel so much better about himself. That won't be me. I'm not a sex toy or some otherwise sexual surrogate, and I have no interest in becoming one, not even for esoteric purposes.

7) I am never going to give you my phone number nor do I want yours. I am not going to meet you anywhere. I am not going to tell you precisely where I live.

8) These are MY rules. They are NOT debatable. When you initially talk with me, it's not a democratic process, whereby I give in a little and you do likewise. NO. Until I think I know you well enough, I adhere strictly to my rules. I do so in order to protect myself and my family from online predators. Don't bother telling me, "Oh, that's not me at all!" I don't care. I'll figure that out on my own and in my own fashion. Thanks for the heads-up, but I'll take care of it myself.

9) I will ALWAYS mind my Ps & Qs when talking with you. I will ALWAYS assume your rules of etiquette are the same as mine. Perhaps, if we get to know each other better, we can lighten up a bit.

10) I do NOT compromise on my rules.

Sorry for the "school marm" approach here, but... geesh... some people.

...but NOT all, mind you... A lot of you have been really nice!!!! :nana:


AAwww......why don't you quit beating around the bush and tell us how you really feel?
 
jtmalone70 said:
....God, what an absolutely hideous outfit. ...hehehe...

It came with a white blouse that you wear underneith it... I kept the blouse, but eventually ditched the rest...

Yeah, but it would still be nice to watch you slowly strip to as you slide it down your body........... :p
You must use your imagination.......... :)
 
jtmalone70 said:
Nighty-Night!

....someone here wants to jump in the shower with me. ;)


Someone? I think that's pretty much an understatement. <nodding> Yep, definitely. :rose:


:cool:
 
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