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Bad..............

jtmalone70 said:
"Umm... Qui, qui, Monsieur!"

...hehehe...

So, um, here I am as a French maid... lol...

If you can't tell, when I took this picture, I was laughing really hard. Not only did I think I looked utterly ridiculous, but, when I jumped onto the counter, before the camera's timer went off, I knocked a bunch of stuff off it, sending it flying to the floor.

This was just before Halloween in 2000. We had this really awful digital camera. I mean, wow, was it horrible. My husband picked it up at Best Buy for, I believe, about $120. He was saying, "Ohh! It was a great deal!" Well, no. It wasn't. It was crap. The pictures always turned out blurry and/or discolored. I'm pretty sure, the only time you could get a good picture out of it, is if the Sun were rising in the House of Aquarius, the Moon was in its second quarter, the House of Representatives was controlled by the Democrats, and you squinted real hard and stood on one foot while whistling an Amish folktune.

...lol...

It was that bad!

...so... yeah, I was laughing... :p


With a subject having your beauty there could never be a bad picture. Your looks would shame the camera into submission ......... that it produce as good a picture as your looks demand...............................


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jtmalone70 said:
"Umm... Qui, qui, Monsieur!"

...hehehe...

So, um, here I am as a French maid... lol...

If you can't tell, when I took this picture, I was laughing really hard. Not only did I think I looked utterly ridiculous, but, when I jumped onto the counter, before the camera's timer went off, I knocked a bunch of stuff off it, sending it flying to the floor.

This was just before Halloween in 2000. We had this really awful digital camera. I mean, wow, was it horrible. My husband picked it up at Best Buy for, I believe, about $120. He was saying, "Ohh! It was a great deal!" Well, no. It wasn't. It was crap. The pictures always turned out blurry and/or discolored. I'm pretty sure, the only time you could get a good picture out of it, is if the Sun were rising in the House of Aquarius, the Moon was in its second quarter, the House of Representatives was controlled by the Democrats, and you squinted real hard and stood on one foot while whistling an Amish folktune.

...lol...

It was that bad!

...so... yeah, I was laughing... :p

The camera still captured the fact that you are 'smokin hot' :D
 
Okay no jump'n

jtmalone70 said:
No jumping on the couch!

...unless you're talking naughty pictures!

Would just slide up from behind and share my excitment with you..........that okay??


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jtmalone70 said:
No jumping on the couch!

...unless you're talking naughty pictures!
I look at this and I want to do more than jump on the couch to take pictures........... :p
 
Please Sir,

jtmalone70 said:
...hehehe...

You'll have to talk to the 6'2", 240# fella standing next to me about that! :D

Could I share your bride, for a minute...........................please, I won't hurt her I PROMISE.............


:rose: :kiss: :rose:

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eeeewwwwwwwwww ouch

I think that means NO................hehe


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And the most amazing thing...

...is that you're a mom. Several times over. Just... fabulous!
 
You are one Fine Lady :heart: :heart: :heart: Your photos so Hott your body totally Stunning your personality wonderful!!!!!!!!!!Hell I'm moving West :D
 
Certainly are a spirited lady...

.. and what aisle in Sears does one find the acrylic platform stilletoes?

And no, not for me, they would be for my wife. :)

I've read some of your blog. The Foriegn legion coin moment had me a bit emotional by the way. (I'm usually considered the strong silent type).

About your blog, you should publish a book. I'm sure it would be a hit.

Specially with a pic of the author on the inside cover. I recommend the leather outfit. :heart:

Anyway, thats my 2 cents. Have a good day missus.

D

just an average canadian fella
 
Absolutely stunning!!!!!! I'm running out of superlatives. All I can ask is that you PLEASE KEEP POSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And I hope to hell your husband realizes just how lucky he is!!!!!!!!!
 
D-amn!

My word what a stunning beauty.

jtmalone70 said:
Hotel room dancing!

Woo Hoo!!!!

Aw yeah, boy... I can shake it dang gooooood. :cool:

...hehehe...

...and he didn't wanna bring me along. Silly boy. He should know better. :p
 
Hi JT. Glad I found you. Your freshness and vitality are evident in all your pics. Thanks for posting. You'll have me returning over and over.

Doctor Joe
 
jtmalone70 said:
No jumping on the couch!

...unless you're taking naughty pictures!


Ummm - the stains on the couch are either very WELL placed - or POORLY placed! :)
 
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