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jtmalone70 said:
...I actually fell flat on my butt dancing on that table.

I guess it wasn't made for that sorta thing. :rolleyes:
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I'm sure the shoes didn't help. LOL

Didn't you fall off a different table (a smaller end table maybe?) doing something similar?
 
jtmalone70 said:
Yes, I did fall on that very table! My husband has photographic evidence. I don't have the disk here with me, it's over in his office and I don't want to pester him right now. (He's helping entertain some of our youngest's pals who came over for a slumber party.)

Anyway, I'll see if I can't find those pictures tomorrow.
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It was the same one? Odd that I remembered something like that.

It's good that people like me are around to remind you of such things. :D
 
jtmalone70 said:
...I actually fell flat on my butt dancing on that table.

I guess it wasn't made for that sorta thing. :rolleyes:
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LOL fell on your butt on the table, wish I had been there Jess and you could have fallen on the little bear hehe
 
jtmalone70 said:
Yeah, sometimes I order stuff online, but not that often. Just depends on if it's something I can't find locally.

My husband really dislikes any kind of shopping. If I ask him to come along, he will of course, but he won't make it a secret he doesn't care for it. He doesn't even like shopping for himself. If he needs or wants anything, in terms of clothing, generally I make him come along. It's for HIM, after all! But if it's something simple like socks, well, I don't think he needs to come along to try them on first.
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omg... where do I start...first...I dislike shopping, but I can't imagine not lovin' it if you were trying on outfits like this one... if fact...if you wanted, you could try on a dozen different things...i'd just wait outside the door and critique each when you strut yourself out for my perusal...I'm thinking I'd love every one of them...

second...about this particular little ditty...I think that's my clan's tartan...and you are doing the tribe proud...lol ;) :devil:
 
Table set ...

Yet another terrific series of pics Jess .
I think one thing I really enjoy about your thread and pics , is how in each pic , the expressions on your face , seems to indicate you are loving every minute of it . I'm sure you have your moments , but you sure do seem like a happy go lucky girl . Thanks for sharing that with us .
~ C
 
jtmalone70 said:
...little boobs

Nice cleavage. :cool:

No one likes a showoff.

...unless they IM'd me and offered me $75 to take it all off. lol...
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Sweetie, HOT boobs and GREAT cleavage!!!

And loved how you got the $75.00!!! YOU GO GIRL!
 
jtmalone70 said:
YIKES!

:eek:

...but... sir! There's already a man in here with me!

Please! Take a number and wait your turn! :devil:

...and if I see anyone trying to cut to the front, they're going to the back of the line. :rolleyes:
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*takes Number* 7,234,432.......

Now serving......1


Damn.....A LONG line!
 
jtmalone70 said:
...hehe...

Well, I was online today, and this guy starts talking to me. At first I thought he might be from one of the websites and chatrooms I hang out at sometimes, but I didn't recognize his name from any of them. So then I figured he was probably just some random person, which it turns out he was.

Anyway, we were talking for about two hours, and we turned our respective webcams on showing the view out our windows. When I turned mine back around and set it atop my monitor, he caught a glimpse of me. I made some faces at him, etc. Well, he was joking when he said it, but he said something like, "Hey, I'll give you fifty dollars to get naked!" Then he said he was only kidding. I replied, "Just fifty dollars? That's chump change to me. Make it seventy-five." And he said ok! lol... I thought he was still kidding, but he held up a credit card to his webcam and laughed, saying, "Where do I pay?" Oh man, he wasn't kidding! lol... Well, a friend of mine has one of those Pay Pal things, so I said make it out to him, and then he'll just forward it to me.

And then I got naked for the man. WOOO!!!

But, ohhhhh... I made it soooo good... I turned on my stereo, fired up the Kid Rock, and got busy... hehehehe...

Well, the only reason I did it was because A) he was only kidding and B) he was really nice and didn't say a word about anything even remotely sexual during our long conversation. So, I figured what the heck... give the guy an unexpected thrill. Besides, he was REALLY cute - older, probably in his 50s, very intelligent and funny. Just a swell guy to converse with.

I IM'd my buddy later on Yahoo to see if this fella kept his word about paying up, and sure enough he did. I just got email from my friend saying he was wondering why someone deposited seventy-five dollars. I told him why the guy did it, and he didn't care. I didn't think he would. His wife is really pretty, and I've known him for ages. In all the years I've known him, he's never once asked to see my boobs. hehe...

When I told my husband, he asked where I was taking him to dinner. Rats! hehe...
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Great story Jess. Thanks for sharing it with us. Your a hoot. :kiss: :D
 
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