just messin' around...

[Bull_11]

OK, OK!!!! Wine drinking commencing!!!! Sheesh! Talk about peer pressure! Does this mean that later on we'll get to be a topic of an ABC After School Special? (Please don't tell me you're too young to remember those, or I'll really be forced to cry into my beverage!)

And I don't actually know how to slur-type, but I do a KILLER redneck impersonation! hahaha!

It's about time! I'm another Yuengling to your wine! Yes, I do remember after school specials, so no need to cry!

I'd love to hear that redneck impression!

Mkay...maybe my mouth does benefit more from that aspect! hahaha!!!

Ok...time for you to do a shot!

Only if you'll do one with me...my choice!?!?

 

[sweettalk]

It's about time! I'm another Yuengling to your wine! Yes, I do remember after school specials, so no need to cry!

I'd love to hear that redneck impression!

haha! Mkay...I overspoke...how to type redneck...a conundrum, to be sure!


Only if you'll do one with me...my choice!?!?

I can't believe I'm agreeing to this...ok...what ya got?

 

[sweettalk]

You are so very welcome babe.

Sexy beats beautiful every single time!

I got my ways!

Sweet I'm loving the little white t-shirt.....

Who am I kidding,,, I'm loving the gorgeous body underneath that white t-shirt...

Well thank you!!!! So glad you liked!

Oh, to have seen you out in that!
I think the only trouble with the law you would have, might be if it were a female officer...and only out of jealousy. Male cops would just watch, open mouthed, as you walked by, and be grateful for their luck that day

Ha! Riiiiiiiiiggghhhttt...

It looks like I lost a wet t-shirt contest and never made it home to change. But hey, BOOBIES!

hahahaha!

 

[cdmcses]

Ha! Riiiiiiiiiggghhhttt...

It looks like I lost a wet t-shirt contest and never made it home to change. But hey, BOOBIES!

hahahaha!

Hey, it would have made my day, beautiful

 

[sweettalk]

Hey, it would have made my day, beautiful

And who could deny you that?

 

[redneckjedi]

Hey Darlin. I just found your thread and I gotta say, you have one helluva hot little body. I was wondering something...what do you think would go numb first, your clit or my tongue? Keep 'em coming doll baby.

 

[cdmcses]

Did I miss a post somewhere, or was that bet a back room deal? Can't wait to see what happens

 

[cdmcses]

LMAO! redneckjedi gets the best username of the day award. Love it

 

[Bull_11]

I can't believe I'm agreeing to this...ok...what ya got?

Alright, if you're really talking about doin' this...I'm going up to get my Jack! It's on!!!

 

[redneckjedi]

LMAO! redneckjedi gets the best username of the day award. Love it

Thank ya bubba. May the force be with y'all!

 

[TalondeKarrde]

It is so incredibly intimidating, but I have complete confidence in your abilities to do well! I'll be sending well wishes your way!

I am doing it for the hot college co eds

want to be part of My applied research project

 

[sweettalk]

Hey Darlin. I just found your thread and I gotta say, you have one helluva hot little body. I was wondering something...what do you think would go numb first, your clit or my tongue? Keep 'em coming doll baby.

I plead the fifth! May the farce be with you...



yes...farce...

Did I miss a post somewhere, or was that bet a back room deal? Can't wait to see what happens

You already saw the goods! hahahaha!

LMAO! redneckjedi gets the best username of the day award. Love it

What IS a redneckjedi? Interesting to picture that one!

Speaking of...this is one of my ALL-TIME FAVORITES!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdJDAPDltMM

Alright, if you're really talking about doin' this...I'm going up to get my Jack! It's on!!!

Did you do it? I did mine! woop woop!

OK...I lied...I could be coerced into ONE more...maybe...you did Jack Daniels? I told you I'd drink whatever you were drinking...(although it's not a fav)...

Thank ya bubba. May the force be with y'all!

*chuckle*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

sorry...got carried away...

Hope you like the link! I have a feeling you'll truly appreciate it!

 

[redneckjedi]

Lol

That was funny as hell, darlin.

This is a Redneck Jedi.... Just a Country Boy that loves him some Star Wars.

 

[sweettalk]

That was funny as hell, darlin.

This is a Redneck Jedi.... Just a Country Boy that loves him some Star Wars.

my face hurts


I'm editing to quantify that statement with:

"from smiling!"

Sorry if it came out wrong! And trust me, I totally, totally understand!

 

[Bull_11]

Did you do it? I did mine! woop woop!

OK...I lied...I could be coerced into ONE more...maybe...you did jack? I told you I'd drink whatever you were drinking?

You know I did! Time for one more? You got some Jack over there, Sweet!?

 

[redneckjedi]

my face hurts

Well, then we're even. That's all I'll say.

 

[sweettalk]

You know I did! Time for one more? You got some Jack over there, Sweet!?

Got Jameson...Wild Turkey Rare Breed...Jack Daniels...Knob Creek...Stoli...homemade cranberry vodka...and a plethora of other stuff...

Ready?

(I can't believe my thread just turned into happy hour! This is hilarious! hahahahahaha!!!!)

 

[tcwild100]

Happy hour.. for days...

Got Jameson...Wild Turkey Rare Breed...Jack Daniels...Knob Creek...Stoli...homemade cranberry vodka...and a plethora of other stuff...

Ready?

(I can't believe my thread just turned into happy hour! This is hilarious! hahahahahaha!!!!)

Only an hour?

Between what you have and what I could bring we should be havin' fun for a lot longer than an hour!

Now I just have to ask... 'November Daisy'... is your birthday next month by any chance?

 

[sweettalk]

Only an hour?

Between what you have and what I could bring we should be havin' fun for a lot longer than an hour!

Now I just have to ask... 'November Daisy'... is your birthday next month by any chance?

Yes it is, but also that's actually the title of my favorite poem...which is funny considering that (and I know I'll offend a few folks with this), I typically cannot stand most poetry.


I know...closed minded of me...


...but it's a really wonderful poem.

 

[Bull_11]

Got Jameson...Wild Turkey Rare Breed...Jack Daniels...Knob Creek...Stoli...homemade cranberry vodka...and a plethora of other stuff...

Ready?

(I can't believe my thread just turned into happy hour! This is hilarious! hahahahahaha!!!!)

#2 went down much smoother than the first...this could get interesting!

 

[sweettalk]

#2 went down much smoother than the first...this could get interesting!

Buncha lushes!

hahahahahaha!


And here I was trying to keep a classy joint, eh?

 

[redneckjedi]

Yes it is, but also that's actually the title of my favorite poem...which is funny considering that (and I know I'll offend a few folks with this), I typically cannot stand most poetry.


I know...closed minded of me...


...but it's a really wonderful poem.

I feel ya darlin. My favorite poetry tends to lead towards 'There once was a man from Nantucket..."

But I do like Colt Ford:

"Before I pack my things and leave
There's something I need y'all to understand
I've seen alot of things in my lifetime
That's why I walk the line
I'm just a simple man
And I ain't into cheap thrills
but all my scars heal
so don't you ever cry for me
I ain't ashamed of where I'm from
You're always welcome
to take a ride through the country"

*Downs another bud, crushes it, and pops open another can*

 

[cdmcses]

As much as I'd love to hang out and kill some more brain cells with this bunch, I've gotta get some sleep...busy day comin' up.

Soooooo, Sweetie, I hope you don't go sneakin' in a quickie as soon as I go

Have a beautiful weekend, sexy...Gnite

 

[Bull_11]

Buncha lushes!

hahahahahaha!


And here I was trying to keep a classy joint, eh?

Damn, now you're asking for a joint!?!?

 

[sweettalk]

I feel ya darlin. My favorite poetry tends to lead towards 'There once was a man from Nantucket..."

But I do like Colt Ford:

"Before I pack my things and leave
There's something I need y'all to understand
I've seen alot of things in my lifetime
That's why I walk the line
I'm just a simple man
And I ain't into cheap thrills
but all my scars heal
so don't you ever cry for me
I ain't ashamed of where I'm from
You're always welcome
to take a ride through the country"

*Downs another bud, crushes it, and pops open another can*

The funniest thing about this whole little sharing of poetry bit is that I had never heard of him, so I looked him up, and in the process learned of the actual correct spelling of the name "Cledus"...

Everything has a payoff...

And well, you might have much humor, but c'mon, man! Don't drink Bud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Please?