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LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

just trying it out

well xmas wasnt to bad at all thanx spaz:D hope santa gave you some thing nice;)
 
red_flame said:
lol this is the isle of wight sweety instant means some time this week :rolleyes:
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taxi huh...
over the river and through the woods...Spaz'll give you a ride :catroar:
 
red_flame said:
lol this is the isle of wight sweety instant means some time this week :rolleyes:
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LOL.....ooooh ok, so if you 9 months preggies you must make sure you have someone close who can drive, otherwise by the time a taxi arrives the baby will be a week old already :nana:
 
ShavedGuy said:
LOL.....ooooh ok, so if you 9 months preggies you must make sure you have someone close who can drive, otherwise by the time a taxi arrives the baby will be a week old already :nana:
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lmaooo absolutly !!!!
 
red_flame said:
lmaooo absolutly !!!!
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Well you could aways take a walk down the street and find someone's grumpy mother inlaw and ask to borrow her broomstick and fly into town :D
 
HOW TO MAKE LOVE


Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana


Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
 
ShavedGuy said:
HOW TO MAKE LOVE


Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana


Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
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lmaoooo i luv that :nana:
 
right taxi will be here soon

if im not here soon then dads pc wont work so be good and if you cant be good be good at it:devil:

take care all
 
red_flame said:
right taxi will be here soon

if im not here soon then dads pc wont work so be good and if you cant be good be good at it:devil:

take care all
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Now dont go corrupting your dad and introducing him to Lit :D
 
omg i am here but on the slowest pc in the world so i dont know if i'll have the patience to stay

but evening every one:p
 
red_flame said:
omg i am here but on the slowest pc in the world so i dont know if i'll have the patience to stay

but evening every one:p
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Hiya Red. I see you got Dad's PC to work :)
 
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