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red_flame said:
** robs a bank**
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No Need to rob a bank hon.....just put on something sexy and sensual and go pay your bank manager a visit....flirt a bit, flash some thigh and cleavage and next thing you know he will be paying for your ticket with his own credit card :devil: :kiss:
 
lmao i already did that ( well not quite that but you know) to get through xmas !!
 
red_flame said:
lmao i already did that ( well not quite that but you know) to get through xmas !!
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Hehehehe.....damn you ladies have all the luck......well i suppose it's our own fault, us guys are so predictable....flirt with us, flash a nice smile, wear something sexy and we do anything you want :devil:
 
Hi Red! Was going to say "hope you had a good christmas" - but by the sounds of it, you did ;)

Stay sexy!

JW xxx
 
ShavedGuy said:
Hehehehe.....damn you ladies have all the luck......well i suppose it's our own fault, us guys are so predictable....flirt with us, flash a nice smile, wear something sexy and we do anything you want :devil:
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OH don't you know it... Women rule the world don't let anyone tell you different. I have a theory on that . ;)
 
jw2801 said:
Hi Red! Was going to say "hope you had a good christmas" - but by the sounds of it, you did ;)

Stay sexy!

JW xxx
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lol hiya jw(K) my xmas wasnt so bad ty:Dhow about yours?
 
supahspaz said:
OH don't you know it... Women rule the world don't let anyone tell you different. I have a theory on that . ;)
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wanna share that theory:cool:
 
supahspaz said:
OH don't you know it... Women rule the world don't let anyone tell you different. I have a theory on that . ;)
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Yup that's the truth.....ohhhh and then there is also that magic liquid known as beer.

You get to the pub at 8pm and look around....damn all you see are girls that are so ugly that you wouldnt want to sleep with them even if you were stranded on a desert island for a year.

By 11pm you look around and like magic, all the ugly girls have left and a new bunch of super sexy models have entered the pub.

Time to start flirting so you can get laid.

7am next morning...wake up in a strange apartment with a monster hangover....then remember that you got invited back to one of the models houses....you smile and look across at the model only to find with shock and horror that somehow during the night the model has left and one of the ugly sisters took her place :D
 
lol the same thing happens when you arange to meet up for a date with some guy you met in a club but some how between the club and the pub 3 days later he turned from jude law to quasiimodo

i think im going to take a photo with my phone of any guy how asks for my number see if its worth turning up( yes i know that sounds shallow but if you had seen some of these guys you'd agree)
 
red_flame said:
lol the same thing happens when you arange to meet up for a date with some guy you met in a club but some how between the club and the pub 3 days later he turned from jude law to quasiimodo

i think im going to take a photo with my phone of any guy how asks for my number see if its worth turning up( yes i know that sounds shallow but if you had seen some of these guys you'd agree)
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LOL yes we have all been there... ;)

and my theory... women rule the world because they have a pussy. Men will Buy, lie, cheat, steal, do just about anything for a pussy. Now NOT being mean or anything just truthful. I call it the Power of the Pussy. A woman can get a Man to do ANYTHING ! :devil:

and I rather enjoy spoiling a good one too ;)
 
red_flame said:
lol the same thing happens when you arange to meet up for a date with some guy you met in a club but some how between the club and the pub 3 days later he turned from jude law to quasiimodo

i think im going to take a photo with my phone of any guy how asks for my number see if its worth turning up( yes i know that sounds shallow but if you had seen some of these guys you'd agree)
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Hehehehe, sounds like a good plan....you take a pic with your camera phone and get their number, then in the morning you look at the pic....if you have to run to the toilet to get sick, then you dump the number....if you run to your drawer where you keep your vibrator...then you know you have a winner :D :devil:
 
ShavedGuy said:
Hehehehe, sounds like a good plan....you take a pic with your camera phone and get their number, then in the morning you look at the pic....if you have to run to the toilet to get sick, then you dump the number....if you run to your drawer where you keep your vibrator...then you know you have a winner :D :devil:
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good plan ;)
 
supahspaz said:
LOL yes we have all been there... ;)

and my theory... women rule the world because they have a pussy. Men will Buy, lie, cheat, steal, do just about anything for a pussy. Now NOT being mean or anything just truthful. I call it the Power of the Pussy. A woman can get a Man to do ANYTHING ! :devil:

and I rather enjoy spoiling a good one too ;)
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maybe i should use my pussy power more then ( does thoughtful face) cos its not been working much for me latley lol:p
 
supahspaz said:
LOL yes we have all been there... ;)

and my theory... women rule the world because they have a pussy. Men will Buy, lie, cheat, steal, do just about anything for a pussy. Now NOT being mean or anything just truthful. I call it the Power of the Pussy. A woman can get a Man to do ANYTHING ! :devil:

and I rather enjoy spoiling a good one too ;)
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i think i heard a similar thing about pussy power when i watched Eddie Murphy's 'RAW" dvd

but it's the damn truth and their is nothing we can do about it.....ok with the exception of gays....they dont give a damn about pussy :D
 
ShavedGuy said:
Hehehehe, sounds like a good plan....you take a pic with your camera phone and get their number, then in the morning you look at the pic....if you have to run to the toilet to get sick, then you dump the number....if you run to your drawer where you keep your vibrator...then you know you have a winner :D :devil:
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yehhh seee:nana: the plan works :D
 
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