ChasNicollette
Allons-y Means Let's Go.
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The Flash
Wally sat there for a moment, trying to heal.
Supes had shown up, offered him a hand, but then he'd gone again, chasing down the nutbag that Wally had let slip through his otherwise nimble fingers.
So Wally sat there for a moment, trying to heal.
After Iris had died and Barry had disappeared, Max had explained to Wally that The Speed Force could be redirected, focused, one need only find the willpower and The Zen to do so. (He'd explained that this was how Johnny Chambers and his daughter Jesse could summon speed in the first place, using mental attunement and that whacky-ass spoken formula.)
Zen made Wally's brain itch. But it was better than grenade wounds to the chest, even Wally had to admit that.
He gritted his teeth, focusing all his easily-distracted attentions on those fragments of shrapnel... that area of his body... damage control...
Nothing. Nothing.
He slumped, and shook his head. Stupid Jedi mind-trick horse-poop. I oughta smack Max Mercury upside the noggin.
He would still heal fast, but this sort of thing could take hours. Hours were a long time to The Flash. Hell, a second to him could be what, a day, day and a half?
On the bright side, I probably won't have to get an artificial heart or wear a metal plate 'round my chest like a certain hotshot billionaire inventor what looks suspiciously like Robert Downey, Junior. That's always a plus.
He sighed dismally, propped himself up on an elbow, and stared down his body at his bare feet. He wiggled his toes.
Shoulda thought of that. Take your boots off. Idiot. 'Uncle' Hal's gonna hear about this and he's going to make Kilowog kick your ass for being a 'stoopid poozer.'
Now I'm sitting here on the road in Gotham City and I've been blown out of my shoes like I've been in a snowball fight from 'Calvin and Hobbes.' So very very Not Cool.
Colours fluttered in front of his eyes.
His head swam and his ears rang.
His costume's wingtip earpieces had been designed by Wally's friend, former baddie Hartley "The Pied Piper" Rathaway. They could pick up all sorts of frequencies and whatever the crap, even Bluetooth sometimes, but their primary function was to scan for emergency broadcasts.
Piper had made 'em to withstand the hypersonic vibrations of Wally's speed, and still function at near-translight velocities. Wally supposed that was how he could still even hear at all. Piper built stuff to last.
I'll have to send Piper a thank-you card. But not flowers. He might take that the wrong way.
But as his head swam, he found himself glancing back at his visual memories of just before disassembling The Joker's ride.
He'd been kind of lost in thought at the time, but looking back at it he'd seen a blurry smudge of green...
A familiar blurry smudge of green.
Everyone's favourite leftist revolutionary, Che 'Green Arrow' Guevara?
Happy 26th of July, ya stoopid poozer.
Among the blurry smudges of other colours, Wally squinted back down the street from whence he'd come looking for that familiar blurry smudge of green. Had he really seen Ollie, or had he imagined it?
Wally sat there for a moment, trying to heal.
Supes had shown up, offered him a hand, but then he'd gone again, chasing down the nutbag that Wally had let slip through his otherwise nimble fingers.
So Wally sat there for a moment, trying to heal.
After Iris had died and Barry had disappeared, Max had explained to Wally that The Speed Force could be redirected, focused, one need only find the willpower and The Zen to do so. (He'd explained that this was how Johnny Chambers and his daughter Jesse could summon speed in the first place, using mental attunement and that whacky-ass spoken formula.)
Zen made Wally's brain itch. But it was better than grenade wounds to the chest, even Wally had to admit that.
He gritted his teeth, focusing all his easily-distracted attentions on those fragments of shrapnel... that area of his body... damage control...
Nothing. Nothing.
He slumped, and shook his head. Stupid Jedi mind-trick horse-poop. I oughta smack Max Mercury upside the noggin.
He would still heal fast, but this sort of thing could take hours. Hours were a long time to The Flash. Hell, a second to him could be what, a day, day and a half?
On the bright side, I probably won't have to get an artificial heart or wear a metal plate 'round my chest like a certain hotshot billionaire inventor what looks suspiciously like Robert Downey, Junior. That's always a plus.
He sighed dismally, propped himself up on an elbow, and stared down his body at his bare feet. He wiggled his toes.
Shoulda thought of that. Take your boots off. Idiot. 'Uncle' Hal's gonna hear about this and he's going to make Kilowog kick your ass for being a 'stoopid poozer.'
Now I'm sitting here on the road in Gotham City and I've been blown out of my shoes like I've been in a snowball fight from 'Calvin and Hobbes.' So very very Not Cool.
Colours fluttered in front of his eyes.
His head swam and his ears rang.
His costume's wingtip earpieces had been designed by Wally's friend, former baddie Hartley "The Pied Piper" Rathaway. They could pick up all sorts of frequencies and whatever the crap, even Bluetooth sometimes, but their primary function was to scan for emergency broadcasts.
Piper had made 'em to withstand the hypersonic vibrations of Wally's speed, and still function at near-translight velocities. Wally supposed that was how he could still even hear at all. Piper built stuff to last.
I'll have to send Piper a thank-you card. But not flowers. He might take that the wrong way.
But as his head swam, he found himself glancing back at his visual memories of just before disassembling The Joker's ride.
He'd been kind of lost in thought at the time, but looking back at it he'd seen a blurry smudge of green...
A familiar blurry smudge of green.
Everyone's favourite leftist revolutionary, Che 'Green Arrow' Guevara?
Happy 26th of July, ya stoopid poozer.
Among the blurry smudges of other colours, Wally squinted back down the street from whence he'd come looking for that familiar blurry smudge of green. Had he really seen Ollie, or had he imagined it?
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