k9sex

[*Lazer*]

If that is the case Purple Haze then may I be the first to say I find that highly offensive. And I mean that in a very bitchy way!!!! (flipping that person off)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

kinkyasitgets is some lit regular playing games.Get real.

Dude. How do you know? You don't know. Don't presume I'm being taken. And if I am, so flipping what? Thanks for being everyone's Columbo, but it's okay. It's four minutes out of my day. It's all still good advice. Get real.

 

[Purple Haze]

You're right Dixon, it is good advice, and I don't know for sure if this is some sick joke. I guess I hope it is, I find it unlikely that someone would actually indulge in this kind of activity and wish to share the experience on a bulletin board, or be so willing to show pics to a stranger named Purple Haze.

My intention wasn't to make you or anyone else look foolish here, I was just playing along with something ridiculous, and then realizing that not everybody here was in on the joke.

I'm going to go find some thread where all I have to do is reveal the color of my kitchen walls.

Whoop-de-fucking-do.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Eggshell. Please let it be eggshell.

 

[Starfish]

Why I am traumatized.........

 

[SimplySouthern]

Holy shit, Starfish....you crack me up.

I would ask you where you find all this shit, but I'm simply afraid you might tell me. You by far, find the oddest shit on the Internet that there is.

I say that with love, mind you.

 

[Purple Haze]

It is eggshell.

 

[Siren]

Well to quote Xander.....

 

[kinkyasitgets]

OK here's the truth I'm a 48 year old man that tells lays.
No young girl or k9 just a lot of time on my hands.
Sorry if I pissed anyone off just wanted to see how kinky it was in here.
And hay that was the only thing I could think of that was kinky.
Did not mean to take it this far but at least people are not afraid to talk in here.
So if I've not pissed off everyone in here I hope you'll still be as cool about this as you wherewhen you first met me thinking that I was a young girl having sex with a dog.
Once again I am sorry about the lay but hay it's not like any any of you have ever lay or anything like that.

 

[Cheyenne]

So if I've not pissed off everyone in here I hope you'll still be as cool about this as you wherewhen you first met me thinking that I was a young girl having sex with a dog.
Once again I am sorry about the lay but hay it's not like any any of you have ever lay or anything like that.

I have a suggestion. Give up on this registered name and come up with a new one. Start over with a clean slate. We are an open bunch, but hate being "layed" to.

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

OK here's the truth I'm a 48 year old man that tells lays.
No young girl or k9 just a lot of time on my hands.
Sorry if I pissed anyone off just wanted to see how kinky it was in here.
And hay that was the only thing I could think of that was kinky.
Did not mean to take it this far but at least people are not afraid to talk in here.
So if I've not pissed off everyone in here I hope you'll still be as cool about this as you wherewhen you first met me thinking that I was a young girl having sex with a dog.
Once again I am sorry about the lay but hay it's not like any any of you have ever lay or anything like that.

I was going to get reall bitchy, about you women screwing all the dogs so we real bitchs in heat couldn't get any, but now I'm really MAD. Don't come here lying about shit. If you have a question, ask it. If you have an opinion express it. If you want to play, thats ok too. But lying just to see what stired up shit smells like gets us upset. Then we get mean and ugly. Just be glad that Mack hasn't seen this thread, you'd be his breakfest.

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

Bless yer heart!

 

[kinkyasitgets]

OH please like no one here has ever told a lay!!
Give it up I SAID I WAS SORRY what more do you want from me.

 

[TN_Vixen]

OK here's the truth I'm a 48 year old man that tells lays.
No young girl or k9 just a lot of time on my hands.
Sorry if I pissed anyone off just wanted to see how kinky it was in here.
And hay that was the only thing I could think of that was kinky.
Did not mean to take it this far but at least people are not afraid to talk in here.
So if I've not pissed off everyone in here I hope you'll still be as cool about this as you wherewhen you first met me thinking that I was a young girl having sex with a dog.
Once again I am sorry about the lay but hay it's not like any any of you have ever lay or anything like that.

You're 48 and don't know how to spell "lie" and "hey" ?

 

[Renegade]

OH please like no one here has ever told a lay!!
Give it up I SAID I WAS SORRY what more do you want from me.

How about change for a 20?

 

[miles]

Bitch

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

OK here's the truth...

Fuck off. LOL

Purple, egg shell is lovely. I've never gotten over how many different words there are for "white" when picking house paint. Ivory, egg shell, cream, flat white, gauze (I sear I saw that somewhere)...

*sigh*

At least I got to laugh at that Beasty thread again. LOL

 

[Ksss]

*confused* did he lay the dog or lie about the dog or both???
I can't believe I read this thread...although, I think Dixon is right.
DCL..don't forget about offwhite, antique white and white white...

 

[cymbidia]

i couldn't stop myself...

ghost white
silvery white
snow white
winter white
pearl
alabaster
lily white
milky white
bleached
chalk white
bone
ecru
paper white (like the narcissus)
pearl

 

[Starfish]

Ramblingman is gonna castrate you. He has a crush on you because of all that glory hole talk, and he is a huge homophobic to boot.




Oh, and give the guy a break about his spelling.

I spelt 'Lying' as 'lieing', because my mind blanked out due to a major lack of sleep last night. Maybe he is worn out from all of this laying. Getting laid can make you really tired.

 

[Siren]

Hey Kinkieasitgets....'lay' off

 

[Angel]

OH please like no one here has ever told a lay!!
Give it up I SAID I WAS SORRY what more do you want from me.

You can tell lays? I thought those were potato chips, or what you did when you slept.


A liar AND an idiot. Just what we needed for our next addition to the Literotica family.

 

[Guest]

Dixon, please give this fool (phool) a book on basic grammar (no you sick people....not gramma) and spelling.

As Bugs would say "What a maroon!"

 

[Guest]

Here Siren, Lavendar, Cheyenne. This might be what you are looking for.

 

[Cheyenne]

Okay, I get the connection now. But I still hope that it isn't true. I just don't want to believe she is a nasty person at heart.