Kash Patel
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lol lol looks like the antics hijinks and shenanigans by kid kash patel are back
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lol kid kash patel
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Kash Patel is a national treasure. I hope the guy stays healthy and continues prosecuting widespread crime. The reductions in crime that his efforts so far have resulted in have been miraculous. Now, if he could clean up the corruption in the Democrat party, the world would be a better place.
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Patel is hated because he's goring the left's disease infested ox's.
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He's an unqualified drunken moron, shit for brains. He hasn't done Jack shit to the left.
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Three DoJ employees gone. There’s a lot of infighting at the Clown Show Administration.
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Percentage odds that Patel finishes out the 10-year term as FBI Director?
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Media
Published October 14, 2026 3:56pm EDT
https://www.foxnews.com/media/ms-no...atel-landed-russia-while-he-actually-virginia
At establishments like MS NOW, reality has long been discarded as a clunky, uncooperative burden. Why bother with the dull, pedestrian labor of checking a flight manifest or looking at a map when you have "two people familiar with the matter" ready to validate your favorite campfire ghost stories? The network did not report that Patel was in Russia because they had evidence; they reported it because, in the sacred liturgy of their corporate ideology, he belongs there. He was supposed to be there. And when the facts refuse to align with the holy scripture of the partisan narrative, so much the worse for the facts.
This is how the great political fairytales of our era are manufactured, not by calculated, sinister geniuses, but by a class of soft-handed, status-anxious careerists who are entirely captive to their own biases. They live in a permanent echo-chamber where rumor becomes gospel if it flatters their prejudices, and where the official denial of a political enemy is treated as definitive proof of guilt.
When the FBI finally ruined the party by posting actual video of Patel in Virginia, prompting the bureau to mockingly note that the network’s "sources" were "familiar with NOTHING," the sorcerers of MS NOW were forced to slink back to the screen and issue a dry, legalistic correction. "We regret the error," they mumbled, before no doubt returning to the urgent task of inventing the next imaginary monster.
One cannot help but wonder, in the privacy of one’s own thoughts, how many leftwing political ejaculations were cruelly interrupted in mid-squirt by the FBI’s sudden injection of reality. For two glorious hours, the armchair resistance was on the very precipice of a collective, righteous climax, the ultimate, long-awaited proof of the grand conspiracy finally within their grasp, only for the network to abruptly pull the plug and leave them stranded in the cold, unfulfilling light of a Virginia afternoon. Allow me to extend my profound, if somewhat amused, condolences to Rob, LeahWill, Butters, ll74, and the ragged survivors of that most pathetic of contemporary legions: the Grievance Guerrillas of Lit.
MS NOW issues correction after reporting Kash Patel 'landed in Russia' while he was actually in Virginia
FBI says Patel was at a law enforcement event at Liberty University when MS NOW aired bogus report
https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2024/12/340/340/brian-flood_04-scaled.jpg?ve=1&tl=1 By Brian Flood Fox NewsPublished October 14, 2026 3:56pm EDT
https://www.foxnews.com/media/ms-no...atel-landed-russia-while-he-actually-virginia
At establishments like MS NOW, reality has long been discarded as a clunky, uncooperative burden. Why bother with the dull, pedestrian labor of checking a flight manifest or looking at a map when you have "two people familiar with the matter" ready to validate your favorite campfire ghost stories? The network did not report that Patel was in Russia because they had evidence; they reported it because, in the sacred liturgy of their corporate ideology, he belongs there. He was supposed to be there. And when the facts refuse to align with the holy scripture of the partisan narrative, so much the worse for the facts.
This is how the great political fairytales of our era are manufactured, not by calculated, sinister geniuses, but by a class of soft-handed, status-anxious careerists who are entirely captive to their own biases. They live in a permanent echo-chamber where rumor becomes gospel if it flatters their prejudices, and where the official denial of a political enemy is treated as definitive proof of guilt.
When the FBI finally ruined the party by posting actual video of Patel in Virginia, prompting the bureau to mockingly note that the network’s "sources" were "familiar with NOTHING," the sorcerers of MS NOW were forced to slink back to the screen and issue a dry, legalistic correction. "We regret the error," they mumbled, before no doubt returning to the urgent task of inventing the next imaginary monster.
One cannot help but wonder, in the privacy of one’s own thoughts, how many leftwing political ejaculations were cruelly interrupted in mid-squirt by the FBI’s sudden injection of reality. For two glorious hours, the armchair resistance was on the very precipice of a collective, righteous climax, the ultimate, long-awaited proof of the grand conspiracy finally within their grasp, only for the network to abruptly pull the plug and leave them stranded in the cold, unfulfilling light of a Virginia afternoon. Allow me to extend my profound, if somewhat amused, condolences to Rob, LeahWill, Butters, ll74, and the ragged survivors of that most pathetic of contemporary legions: the Grievance Guerrillas of Lit.
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