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Mmmmm seems my cock talks no more sense than your tits even with autocorrect on

Ugghhhh now the keyboard is sticky (again)
 
Omg..i just looked at the sad condition of what's in my fridge... array of condiments...2 open jars of salsa..one onion.. butter..soda..2 red bulls and beer..yeah...cheers y'all
 
Its the only Japanese i know.. other sayonara that I can think of
It reminds me of John Candy, I think in Splash! So they need to get past some Swedish security guys and he goes it’s okay I speak fluent Swedish.

“Hurdy hurdy hurdy Hurd” he goes as he passes the guards.

“I’ve got a 7” penis and want to fuck your wife” they repeat back confused

“What do you expect”, he says “I learned all my Swedish from porn vids”
 
It reminds me of John Candy, I think in Splash! So they need to get past some Swedish security guys and he goes it’s okay I speak fluent Swedish.

“Hurdy hurdy hurdy Hurd” he goes as he passes the guards.

“I’ve got a 7” penis and want to fuck your wife” they repeat back confused

“What do you expect”, he says “I learned all my Swedish from porn vids”
Hahaha
 
It’s the kind of rule a woman would bring in.

Let me tell you, if you had a dick there’d be no rules. It’d be the Wild West of dick touching. I mean, bit of sun and half you girls can’t even keep your girls covered. No, if women had cocks, they’d be out there swinging them around and touching them all over (but washing their hands a lot cos cleanliness and nice smelling soap)
 
It’s the kind of rule a woman would bring in.

Let me tell you, if you had a dick there’d be no rules. It’d be the Wild West of dick touching. I mean, bit of sun and half you girls can’t even keep your girls covered. No, if women had cocks, they’d be out there swinging them around and touching them all over (but washing their hands a lot cos cleanliness and nice smelling soap)
Ur so girlie w ur scented soap and all
I wondered what itd be like if I had a penis too..watch out
 
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