Keeping it Classy with MWP

I'll wear my sweatpants on Thursday
And I'll drink sloe gin from a can
I'll build my own independence
I don't always need a man
Some things are moulded plastic
Others grow on trees
The choices are endless
When going between your knees.
So go to town with whatever you choose
Whether vegetable, or stick
There are plenty of options out there
In the absence of a dick.
 
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