Kill the mood in one sentence.

[luvthedesserts]

Have you ever thought about how beautiful you'd look attached to my penis?

If you've got a minute, I'd like to cum in you.

I was voted best lay my Senior year of high school three years running.

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[inkso]

Wow, does your sister have a boyfriend?

 

[luvthedesserts]

Don't worry, I learned this in prison.

 

[luvthedesserts]

You're the third chick I've banged tonight.

 

[inkso]

jutht give me a thecond, I need to get the hair out of my mouth.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I'd go down on you, but I think the Titanic beat me to it.

 

[Pondlife]

Give me another chance you are so much tighter than your daughter...

 

[luvthedesserts]

Sheep don't prepare you for the real thing, do they?

 

[inkso]

Give me another chance you are so much tighter than your daughter...

 

[luvthedesserts]

Mom is gonna love watching this video.

 

[LandP2]

Herpes isn't so bad once you get used to it.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

well.. new to me.. but I really think they were your grandmas underpants

 

[luvthedesserts]

Would you mind not looking up at me while you suck my cock?

 

[luvthedesserts]

Would you mind if I tossed a breath mint in that thing first?

 

[luvthedesserts]

Don't take this the wrong way, but would you mind being quiet for just one minute so I can pretend you're someone else in order to cum?

 

[MBFemale]

What the hell is THAT??


Love this thread...

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I don't know that I have to say anything, I just have to show up.

 

[luvthedesserts]

That wasn't a birthmark.




thank you for loving this thread.

 

[MBFemale]

I don't care how you dress it up, I'm not touching it!

 

[luvthedesserts]

Do you hear clapping every time I slap your ass?

 

[ForHerToUse]

Why do you have a string inside your....?

 

[luvthedesserts]

Would you mind smearing this ointment on it before we start?

 

[MSH2]

Dont worry I washed it since it was in your sisters bum, no need to stop sucking

 

[MBFemale]

I am sitting in the doctors office laughing out loud!! People are looking at me strangely!!

 

[luvthedesserts]

Hurry up before I sober up.