King Orfeo

[Ms_Ann]

Well...if it is him I tried to set him up with my sister and the ass never got back to me.

 

[Que]

Well...if it is him I tried to set him up with my sister and the ass never got back to me.

Isn't Florida a community property State? Why would you want to inflict three decades of student loans on your sister? What horror did she visit upon you?

 

[Ms_Ann]

Isn't Florida a community property State? Why would you want to inflict three decades of student loans on your sister? What horror did she visit upon you?

She's loaded and lonely. I got old fart vibes from the King. Not so?

 

[Que]

She's loaded and lonely. I got old fart vibes from the King. Not so?

Early fifties. Perenial student. Not to be confused with a student of the perianal.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Early fifties. Perenial student. Not to be confused with a student of the perianal.

A bit young but tempis fugit.

 

[hsnh]

It's a shame that FreudianSlit showed up just after Oreo was banned because I think the two of them really would have gotten along.

Weird that FreudianSlit has not commented on this thread because surely by now he's bumped into some of Oreo's great work?

I don't know whether FreudianSlit is or isn't KO, but I used real and mental ignore whenever I saw his name on the board.
I thought that the name alluded to some women's parts (embarassingly so, for me) and that he might be one of "those" who got lost in the GB.

Interesting… .
I'll have a look at his posts.

 

[Que]

A bit young but tempis fugit.

ludus uno

 

[hsnh]

Early fifties. Perenial student. Not to be confused with a student of the perianal.

Why would that be a problem?
I always admired him and several other posters for that. KO, Ish, AJ, Busybody, LJ, LibSam and many others.

Their gaze is fixed on a higher plane of living, regardless of their beliefs or approach.
Contrast that to those whose interests are restricted to what they ate or did today or which poster should they stalk.

 

[Debbie]

Too many good posters ceased posting, only to be replaced by alts and stalkers who keep dumbing down the Board.

Sadly I think one or two people have probably quite possibly died from boredom or now suffer from severe eye rollitis so go elsewhere to discuss ménage à trois, kuma sutra positions, paddle/hand/flogger or cane.

 

[hsnh]

Funny.

 

[Freudian_Slit]

It's a shame that FreudianSlit showed up just after Oreo was banned because I think the two of them really would have gotten along.

Weird that FreudianSlit has not commented on this thread because surely by now he's bumped into some of Oreo's great work?

I have no reason to go digging into that particular user's posting history. And even if I had, is there some reason I should report my findings back here?

I don't know whether FreudianSlit is or isn't KO, but I used real and mental ignore whenever I saw his name on the board.
I thought that the name alluded to some women's parts (embarassingly so, for me) and that he might be one of "those" who got lost in the GB.

Interesting… .
I'll have a look at his posts.

My user name is a pun from the concept of a Freudian slip.

 

[Saint Peter]

Fucker put me on ignore for calling out his bullshit in the most polite manner possible...

Imagine that.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Show us your schlong.


tits or gtfo


Tits, titties, tig ol' bitties, boobs, jugs, melons, cans, hooters, dirty pillows, gazongas, yabbos, tig bitties, knockers, mammaries, fun bags, honkers, headlights, baps, meat puppets, ta-tas, naturals, boobies, guns, bahama mammas, balloons, bawagos, big brown eyes, blinkers, bobambas, bodacious tatas, bombs, bosom, bosooms, boulders, Bristols, brown suckies, bubatoes, bups, bust, busts, Cadillac bumper bullets, casabas, chest, chuberteens, cones, gedoinkers, doorknobs, floppers, fried eggs, fugis, gams, gazangas, jungle tits, golden bazoos, golden winnebagoes, mounds, mountains, marshmallows, Maguffies, grenadoes, hogans, honkers, itty-bitty-titties, jalobes, bazongoes, bazookas, bazooms, bazoos, ninnies, nips, nupies, pair, nice pair, penis squeezers, beamers, starter buttons, tads, handles, tatas, tittyboppers, bee stings, jiggers, jobes, rolling hills, cup cakes, cushions, dairy section, highbeams, hinyackas, knobs, love apples, love monkeys, luscious scoops of flesh, twins, love warts, watermellons, wazoos, whoppers, winnebagos, yabos, mambas, mammas, mamms, massive mammaries, mazabas, mellons, milk factories, Mcguffies, mosquito bites,perkies, pillows, pimples, pink chewies, rack, set, smosabs, stacked, torpedoes, towel racks.

My favorite subject Debbie. However you left out their real name, BREASTS.(.)(.)

 

[water505]

Well...if it is him I tried to set him up with my sister and the ass never got back to me.

She didn't stack up to his superior intellect.

 

[StewartPidd]

He probably went where grown ups have civilized discourse and scintillating, titillating conversations while sipping a fine wine and savouring the stimulation to his mind and if he's lucky some stirrings in his nether regions.

Action Jackson
Atomic Turtle
Baloney Pony
Bat and Balls
Bed Snake
Beef Bayonet
The Big Dipper
Big Jake the One-Eyed Snake
The Blue-Veined Aristocrat
Bushwhacker
Buster Hymen
Captain Winky
Cave Hunter
Custard Launcher
Chicksicle
Chief of Staff
Clam Digger
Clam Hammer
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Cocktapus
Count Schlongula
Crotch Cannon
Cupid’s Arrow
Dangling participle
The Dicktator
Disco Stick
Dr. Feelgood
Earthworm Jim
Easy Rider
El Presidente
Elmer the Glue Shooter
Energizer Bunny
Everlasting Gob Dropper
Excalibur
Fat Albert
Flesh Flute
Frank n’ Beans
Fuck Puppet
George… I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.
Georgia Kingsnake
The Giving Tree
Grabthar’s hammer
Hairy Houdini
Hanging Chad
Happy Harry Hard-on
He Who Must be Obeyed
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Herman von Longschlongenstein
Ivan the Terrible
Jimmy Wriggler
Just-in Beaver
Kaptain Kielbasa
King Dingaling
King Dong
Knobgoblin
Lance of Love
Lap Lizard
Lap Rocket
Lewinski Lunch
Lincoln Log
Little Elvis
Long Dong Silver
Longrod Von Hugedong
Lord Hardwick
Love Shaft
Moby Dick
Mr. Happy
Muff Marauder
One-eyed trouser trout
Otis Deepthroatis
Pleasure Pump
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Puff the One-Eyed Dragon
Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
Python of Love
Richard and the Twins
Rumpleforeskin
Russel the One-Eyed Muscle
Sergeant Stiffy
Sex Pistol
Spanky
Sperminator
Spitting Cobra
Tan Banana
Telescope Of Love
Thrill Drill
Tonsil Tickler
Trouser Snake
Twig and Berries
Uncle Reamus
Vaginal Depth Detector
Veinous Maximus
Vlad the Impaler
Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
Weapon of Ass Destruction
Wee Willy Winkie
Womb broom
Zipper ripper

sigh

You are a pathetic person for spending time writing this.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Sadly I think one or two people have probably quite possibly died from boredom or now suffer from severe eye rollitis so go elsewhere to discuss ménage à trois, kuma sutra positions, paddle/hand/flogger or cane.

Maybe there need to be a few more subforums.

 

[hznh]

Stay away from AJ.